Here’s Kim Kardashian standing next to an X-ray photo of her ass, or at least that’s what’s Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we’re off to a credible start:
Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!
My immediate thoughts:
1. BAHAHAHAHA!
2. Provided this really is Kim’s ass – Remember, the truth is always the exact opposite of what a Kardashian tells you. – what doctor in their right mind would’ve exposed that thing to radiation? (Answer: One who wants to awaken Gamera, that’s who.)
3. If Khloe lowered the resolution even more to hide the fact this is a side view of a testicle, would it erase the existence of Kim’s sex tape? Because I like to believe they tried.
In the pursuit of science, I added a buttload of photos showcasing the crevasse Kim Kardashian calls an ass so you guys can draw your own conclusions on whether or not it’s chock-full o’ implant. On that note, here’s a helpful hint to get you started: Yup.
Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Playboy, Splash News
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baby got back
The proof is in the before/after photo
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9053/kimkardashianplasticsur.jpg
Not necessarily fake. As we all know, us men get better with age, while women fall apart completely at 23.
How does she explain these before pictures?
http://plasticsergeant.com/kim-kardashian?page=1
Worst part is how ugly her face was. I thought her butt before was totally fine. No need to become a cartoon.
you must have nothing better to do. please tell me you have nothing better to do thatn to examine this nobody’s butt! you know she poops out of it just like you do out of yours..
One more
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8126/kimkardashianbuttaugmen.jpg
Yes because doughy pot bellies and receding hairlines make men look more “distinguished” as they age. sure.
NOW CAN WE GET AN XRAY OF HER HEAD TO SEE IF A BRAIN EXISTS
Lol I’m pretty sure that’s what we were all thinking
i LOVE HER SONG
RAY JAYS IN MY CLAM
RAY JAYS IN MY CLAM
MY ASS IS AS BIG AS A HAM
MY ASS IS AS BIG AS A HAM
i HAD TO GET A VAGINAL EXAM
I HAD TO GET A VAGINAL EXAM
SUCH A SMELL LIKE GRAPE JAM
SUCH A SMELL LIKE GRAPE JAM
NEVER CRAM/RAM A YAM IN YOUR CLAM
NEVER CRAM /RAM A YAM IN YOUR CLAM
AND NEVER TRY TO FUCK A DOORJAMB
@ foofoo: THANKS. Older men aren’t necessarily hot, but they sure can be fucking creepy. I get hit on by them all the time, the funniest old guy having been a Six Flags dancer look-alike in a beautiful silver Porsche.
Really?? this is so lame.. First of all, just because she is standing next to an Xray does not mean it’s her ass…. Second, why in the hell would someone go to that extreme and post that?? this is just plain ridc…
kim u didn’t have to do the X RAY it’s no 1 bizzzzzzzzzzzz love ya girl
“And this is where it’s sagging. Fucking gravity.”
As a tribute to Ryan Dunn, she drove an actual car up there.
^ This. This right here.
Why don’t I get it? I want to get it.
I wept at your wit. Bravo.
Outstanding. Comments like this are why I read SF.
I wish she was Dunn, pun inteaded
I’m with you, Maggie. I’m sincerely, honestly not trying to be obtuse – but I don’t get it. I know that having a joke explained makes the guy asking look really stupid.
It has something to do with the relative size of her ass? Instead of a toy car, it’s a full size car? If so…um…
Maggie/DF – Google “Ryan Dunn Hot Wheels”
I did not know they made wide angle X-ray machines.
sory but all u bitches have no life she’s hot, sexy,u got a very sexy body ur hot i love u girl don’t listen to no 1 got nothing on u mama
I would bury myself in that, implanted or not.
The Japanese want to see if they can block the radiation from the Fukushima nuclear plant by having her stand in front of it.
hahahaha
Bull fucking shit her ass is real.
These Armenians are nothing but lying scamming whores.
On the plus side there is supposed to be a sex tape with Kourtney and the dude is not the dumbass father of her kid.
yes, they are, send all armenians home! they steal so much american tax money by committing million dollar frauds all the time! they are a lying bunch, absolutely low scums!
i am with u i love ll off them jelouse bitches
That is so ignorant. I can’t stand her but first off shes only half Armanian… and second you cant just blam because she is Armanian for being such an idiot. (Than sounded a lot smarter in my head lol) But really you should’nt be saying that. I’m pretty sure that you would be offended if someone said something like this about your ethnicity on one of these stupid blogs…
Grotesque ass
It looks like there’s a microphone stuck in there.
she has steatopygia. google it. better yet, google image search it. then it all becomes clear.
Hmm. Maybe but steatopygia is genetic. Why dont any of her sisters have it? Why doesnt her mom have it? It could be steatopygia but it is also possible that its butt implants. For heaven’s sake CoCo’s butt is 100% implants. Does she have steatopygia too?
Only two living populations are to day known to still have steatopygous women. Both are the Khosian of South Africa and the Andamanese. I don’t think you did your research, what she have is butt implants. Google that!
Wait, fat ass implants? That’s in now? Time to stop running 3 miles a day, I got this shit down naturally.
Well put! Her butt is disgusting.
There’s supposed to be an accent over the e in Khloe? Was it always like that, or did that just happen at some point?
Now that’s what I call a hammogram.
nice
“Caterpillar” used these photos for their commercials, folks!!
1. F this shit, I am still paying off the MRI I had to have done for a concussion, which is a legitimate medical condition. Being a fat ass is not.
2. Can someone in the medical field please comment on this? It looks like the entire thing consists of bone…
kim, I don’t care about where your poo comes from
Gives new meaning to the term “butt ugly”.
Haha
I fell a little gay for you the exact moment you correctly referenced Gamera. Bravo.
Kim got a Brazilian butt lift which means they removed fat via liposuction from her abdomen, love handles etc purified the fat cells then injected it into her butt everyone knows that. Obviously that won’t come up on an X-Ray because they didn’t use implants to augment her buttocks they used fat. It’s actually a very common procedure. I don’t understand why she has to lie about it when it’s so obvious to the world that her butt is fake. Before 2007 she had a flat butt and after she become obssessed with J-Lo and saw how much attention and fame she got because of her butt she went and had the brazilian butt lift procedure and now she claims it’s all natural.
J-LO’s butt is real Kim’s is 100% Fake!
That’s exactly what she got, I agree…that’s why she can say it’s “real” though. She probably thinks that because it’s her own fat injected in there, that constitutes as legit. lol *slams head on keyboard*
People actually do that?! Does’nt seam too safe to me…
Too bad this doesn’t help prove her ass is real. An implant would show up as a white mass. The head on angle and the bright light make the whole damn ass look like a huge white blob. Plus, looks too arrow to be her huge, sloppy backside anyways. Lastly, even from the side, her waist isn’t that small. Flesh and organs don’t magically disappear completely in a x-ray, Kimmy.
That’s what had me confused. Her waist looks non existent. Like she has no torso and just a giant mass of an ass.
I hope that she didn’t pay for that fat disgusting thing she calls an ass. If she did she needs to ask for a refund, it looks like whale blubber strapped into a bikini.
Why is her azz all bone the xray doesn’t prove anything were is her hip bone. Kims azz jiggles and from the xray it all bone with no fat on it at all
I’d also have a big ass if I didn’t have a real job and ate bonbons all day.
lol
Well, Burt… Find yourself someone famous to pee on you and a camera man and you too shall be glorified as a celebrity… (not really but have fun with that urine thing)
8 sizes too small. The suit…NOT the ass
I see the camera man has his panoramic lens ready
Buhh. 100% Real big.
U no pahk heah!!!
No details are visible. That’s is the worst quality X-ray I’ve ever seen. Not a proof of anything.
But even it is her real ass, she is a worthless piece of talentless crap.
That looks like a breast to me…
Looks like a heel, and so does the X-ray.
+1
it looks like it is either made of bone or its her breast. didn’t know xrays could take pictures of fat.
Now they photoshop xray scans. What’s next. A fake MRI to prove LiLo actually has a brain!
funny how we only see the bottom half of her torso… as a few inches higher and her SILICONE BREAST IMPLANTS would be undeniable. And as previous poster said, her rear is fake – just transplanted fat cells.
One day natural justice will be done and some of these fat cells will drift, blocking an artery or something.
Let us pray …
This is one big turd cutter.
Does she store poop in that ass like a chipmunk stores nuts?
Why on earth would a woman living in the USA make her ass bigger?!! All the women I know are trying to make theirs smaller!!
It’s a race thing.
Hey, that’s Khloe’s belly.
regardless of whether her ass is real or not, it is the most disgusting, odd looking thing i have ever seen. dont know why people make such a big deal of it. it just looks like a giant mass of lard.
I agree with Lala…she had a Brazilian butt lift. Check out the before pictures here…you be the judge! http://www.latestbeauty.com/blog/view/4143/Kim_Kardashian_Plastic_Surgery_-_You_Won%E2%80%98t_Believe_This
That’s huge.
It’s much too wide for her shoulders.
That’s the kind of butt they love in the hood.
Why would she take an unneeded xray if she’s with child? Isnt that dangerous for her spawn? I’m calling bs.
Her asscrack looks a mile long.
ugh.
this means next season there will be another kardashian spin-off reality show on e! channel.
-starring kims x-rayed butt implants.
Kim’s ass has been seen in every other possible way, so why not an x-ray.
Y not a on milk carton..
We are looking at a jug at a minimum there dudeatdudedotdude.
Remember when this site used to be about celebrity boobs and cool shit like that? I miss those days.
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She has a fat ass. She is not good looking. How does she stay in the news?!
They should X-Rays their heads, just to confirm there is literally nothing up there either.
haha, you are so right!
WHOOOOO CARESSSS?? LOL! MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK YOU’RE THAT IMPORTANT..
winner
Agree with Lala 100% … this is another “see? I’ve had big tits since I was age 14!” (except for when the paps catch a shot of her lying down where you can clearly see the fucking implants). That’s what she’s done. No doubt she was born with a wide, flat ass … she wanted a protruding butt and accomplished that with fat injections; it does not “hang” the way a natural butt should = fake !!
http://acidcow.com/famous/17240-what-whatv-kim-kardashianvs-butt-55-pics.html
http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/05/kim-kardashian-butt-controversy-photos-kris-humphries-mexico-tmz-on-tv/
I smell smoke again, someone’s pants are on fire, ha !!
awe cool that magnum opus that was deleted from here a couple weeks ago is in the TMZ comments (‘truth about kim’) – enjoyed reading that again! :D
The lies aren’t even annoying anymore … they’re becoming rather comical.