Kim Kardashian X-Rayed Her Butt

June 24th, 2011 // 214 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian standing next to an X-ray photo of her ass, or at least that’s what’s Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we’re off to a credible start:

Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!

My immediate thoughts:

1. BAHAHAHAHA!
2. Provided this really is Kim’s ass – Remember, the truth is always the exact opposite of what a Kardashian tells you. – what doctor in their right mind would’ve exposed that thing to radiation? (Answer: One who wants to awaken Gamera, that’s who.)
3. If Khloe lowered the resolution even more to hide the fact this is a side view of a testicle, would it erase the existence of Kim’s sex tape? Because I like to believe they tried.

In the pursuit of science, I added a buttload of photos showcasing the crevasse Kim Kardashian calls an ass so you guys can draw your own conclusions on whether or not it’s chock-full o’ implant. On that note, here’s a helpful hint to get you started: Yup.

Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Playboy, Splash News

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  1. numbah 1

    first

    baby got back

  2. Blech

    “And this is where it’s sagging. Fucking gravity.”

  3. Trixie

    As a tribute to Ryan Dunn, she drove an actual car up there.

  4. andreabeth

    I did not know they made wide angle X-ray machines.

    • bella

      sory but all u bitches have no life she’s hot, sexy,u got a very sexy body ur hot i love u girl don’t listen to no 1 got nothing on u mama

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    Kenny
    Commented on this photo:

    I would bury myself in that, implanted or not.

  6. andreabeth

    The Japanese want to see if they can block the radiation from the Fukushima nuclear plant by having her stand in front of it.

  7. Venom

    Bull fucking shit her ass is real.
    These Armenians are nothing but lying scamming whores.

    On the plus side there is supposed to be a sex tape with Kourtney and the dude is not the dumbass father of her kid.

    • she is fake and pathetic

      yes, they are, send all armenians home! they steal so much american tax money by committing million dollar frauds all the time! they are a lying bunch, absolutely low scums!

    • bella

      i am with u i love ll off them jelouse bitches

    • Andrea

      That is so ignorant. I can’t stand her but first off shes only half Armanian… and second you cant just blam because she is Armanian for being such an idiot. (Than sounded a lot smarter in my head lol) But really you should’nt be saying that. I’m pretty sure that you would be offended if someone said something like this about your ethnicity on one of these stupid blogs…

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    sea
    Commented on this photo:

    Grotesque ass

  9. It looks like there’s a microphone stuck in there.

  10. hey you ya you

    she has steatopygia. google it. better yet, google image search it. then it all becomes clear.

    • qwerty

      Hmm. Maybe but steatopygia is genetic. Why dont any of her sisters have it? Why doesnt her mom have it? It could be steatopygia but it is also possible that its butt implants. For heaven’s sake CoCo’s butt is 100% implants. Does she have steatopygia too?

    • Only two living populations are to day known to still have steatopygous women. Both are the Khosian of South Africa and the Andamanese. I don’t think you did your research, what she have is butt implants. Google that!

  11. Miz Jill

    Wait, fat ass implants? That’s in now? Time to stop running 3 miles a day, I got this shit down naturally.

  12. TomFrank

    There’s supposed to be an accent over the e in Khloe? Was it always like that, or did that just happen at some point?

  13. Twizlah

    Now that’s what I call a hammogram.

  14. the captain

    “Caterpillar” used these photos for their commercials, folks!!

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    linds
    Commented on this photo:

    1. F this shit, I am still paying off the MRI I had to have done for a concussion, which is a legitimate medical condition. Being a fat ass is not.

    2. Can someone in the medical field please comment on this? It looks like the entire thing consists of bone…

  16. Cailinn

    kim, I don’t care about where your poo comes from

  17. tlmck

    Gives new meaning to the term “butt ugly”.

  18. Pete

    I fell a little gay for you the exact moment you correctly referenced Gamera. Bravo.

  19. Lala

    Kim got a Brazilian butt lift which means they removed fat via liposuction from her abdomen, love handles etc purified the fat cells then injected it into her butt everyone knows that. Obviously that won’t come up on an X-Ray because they didn’t use implants to augment her buttocks they used fat. It’s actually a very common procedure. I don’t understand why she has to lie about it when it’s so obvious to the world that her butt is fake. Before 2007 she had a flat butt and after she become obssessed with J-Lo and saw how much attention and fame she got because of her butt she went and had the brazilian butt lift procedure and now she claims it’s all natural. 
    J-LO’s butt is real Kim’s is 100% Fake!

    • LOL

      That’s exactly what she got, I agree…that’s why she can say it’s “real” though. She probably thinks that because it’s her own fat injected in there, that constitutes as legit. lol *slams head on keyboard*

    • Andrea

      People actually do that?! Does’nt seam too safe to me…

  20. Elliott

    Too bad this doesn’t help prove her ass is real. An implant would show up as a white mass. The head on angle and the bright light make the whole damn ass look like a huge white blob. Plus, looks too arrow to be her huge, sloppy backside anyways. Lastly, even from the side, her waist isn’t that small. Flesh and organs don’t magically disappear completely in a x-ray, Kimmy.

    • Jovy

      That’s what had me confused. Her waist looks non existent. Like she has no torso and just a giant mass of an ass.

  21. justaguy

    I hope that she didn’t pay for that fat disgusting thing she calls an ass. If she did she needs to ask for a refund, it looks like whale blubber strapped into a bikini.

  22. macky d

    Why is her azz all bone the xray doesn’t prove anything were is her hip bone. Kims azz jiggles and from the xray it all bone with no fat on it at all

  23. Burt

    I’d also have a big ass if I didn’t have a real job and ate bonbons all day.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    8 sizes too small. The suit…NOT the ass

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I see the camera man has his panoramic lens ready

  26. Buhh. 100% Real big.

  27. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    U no pahk heah!!!

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    Laredo
    Commented on this photo:

    No details are visible. That’s is the worst quality X-ray I’ve ever seen. Not a proof of anything.
    But even it is her real ass, she is a worthless piece of talentless crap.

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    Cameron
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like a breast to me…

  30. chev70

    Looks like a heel, and so does the X-ray.

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    ray
    Commented on this photo:

    it looks like it is either made of bone or its her breast. didn’t know xrays could take pictures of fat.

  32. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Now they photoshop xray scans. What’s next. A fake MRI to prove LiLo actually has a brain!

  33. Jock McCrock

    funny how we only see the bottom half of her torso… as a few inches higher and her SILICONE BREAST IMPLANTS would be undeniable. And as previous poster said, her rear is fake – just transplanted fat cells.

    One day natural justice will be done and some of these fat cells will drift, blocking an artery or something.

  34. vandal

    This is one big turd cutter.

  35. Does she store poop in that ass like a chipmunk stores nuts?

  36. dontlooknow

    Why on earth would a woman living in the USA make her ass bigger?!! All the women I know are trying to make theirs smaller!!

  37. Spew

    Hey, that’s Khloe’s belly.

  38. RICHI

    regardless of whether her ass is real or not, it is the most disgusting, odd looking thing i have ever seen. dont know why people make such a big deal of it. it just looks like a giant mass of lard.

  39. Anonymous

    I agree with Lala…she had a Brazilian butt lift. Check out the before pictures here…you be the judge! http://www.latestbeauty.com/blog/view/4143/Kim_Kardashian_Plastic_Surgery_-_You_Won%E2%80%98t_Believe_This

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    Danny
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s huge.

    It’s much too wide for her shoulders.

    That’s the kind of butt they love in the hood.

  41. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    rachell
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would she take an unneeded xray if she’s with child? Isnt that dangerous for her spawn? I’m calling bs.

  42. Peanutty

    Her asscrack looks a mile long.

  43. zomgbie

    ugh.
    this means next season there will be another kardashian spin-off reality show on e! channel.
    -starring kims x-rayed butt implants.

  44. Haffa Dolla

    Kim’s ass has been seen in every other possible way, so why not an x-ray.

  45. *sigh*

    Remember when this site used to be about celebrity boobs and cool shit like that? I miss those days.

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  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Implants X-Ray Bikini
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a fat ass. She is not good looking. How does she stay in the news?!

  48. Turd Ferguson

    They should X-Rays their heads, just to confirm there is literally nothing up there either.

  49. fhg9

    WHOOOOO CARESSSS?? LOL! MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK YOU’RE THAT IMPORTANT..

  50. Jack Ketch

    Agree with Lala 100% … this is another “see? I’ve had big tits since I was age 14!” (except for when the paps catch a shot of her lying down where you can clearly see the fucking implants). That’s what she’s done. No doubt she was born with a wide, flat ass … she wanted a protruding butt and accomplished that with fat injections; it does not “hang” the way a natural butt should = fake !!

    http://acidcow.com/famous/17240-what-whatv-kim-kardashianvs-butt-55-pics.html

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/05/kim-kardashian-butt-controversy-photos-kris-humphries-mexico-tmz-on-tv/

    I smell smoke again, someone’s pants are on fire, ha !!

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