A Kardashian Always Pays Its Debts

June 4th, 2012 // 77 Comments
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On Thursday, I made what I thought was a joke about Kris Jenner making Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi take pictures of her from behind (Usually a no-no.) in exchange for taking bikini pictures of her underage daughters Kendall and Kylie in Hawaii. Except not even two days later, here’s Kim walking out of LAX in complete hair and makeup while smiling directly at the paps before letting them take straight-on shots of her ass. I’ve literally never seen a more well-oiled whore machine than this family. They’re the Swiss clocks of whoring.

“Well-oiled whore machine.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  2. imperfect beauty

    She always looks very overdone, I prefer Kristen Stewart or Hillary Duff style over her but there must be different styles. It´s more interesting not being obssesed about appearance (caring about it is one thing like eating properly and exercise but living for looks is boring).

    • Jake

      You realize she makes millions by obsessing over her appearance, right? Unlike Stewart or Duff, who have other talents, her sole talent is posing for a camera. And I’m pretty sure she makes more doing it than Duff or Stewart. We all hate her, but she takes that hate straight to the bank every week.

      • imperfect beauty

        You are right it makes sense if it´s her work I just like less overdone styles. I suppose if she makes money is because people are interested on her.

    • anonym

      Hilary duff is square shaped.
      but kristen stewart is alright. She just needs a pimp slap every once in a while.

  3. That video! These are the worst people in the universe. I would rather spend naked private time with that stabby Canadian body chopping guy than with the Kardashians.

  4. Freebie48

    They are disgusting.

  5. west

    That funt kris says she was best friends with nicole Brown but if you dig a little bit you’ll see she was more of an acquaintance than a friend. That greedy funt wanted her own Tv show in 94.Before the murders she and Bruce fleeced the suckers with the worthless thighmaster. I wish somebody would give her a columbian necktie.

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    jme
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    that guy looks like charlie sheen

  7. EricLr

    Oh come on, lots of women come from the airport in a full evening gown.

  8. That

    You’d all pee on her, shut up..

  9. vgirly

    I’m sorry but that dress reminds me of when I use cellophane to wrap my chicken meat in before I freeze it. Can’t it be any tighter and more stretched? I bet some designers hate lending their clothes to her for it to be stretched out beyond repair.

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    bodyform
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    oh yes, panties are sooo sexy …

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    I hate you, i love you, i hate you!

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    zak
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    Mooooooo

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    Alexis
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    I see spanx! Lmao

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    “Kim Khardashian don’t care about flabby arms.”

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    This body was MADE for breeding.

    Too bad its going to eventually plop out a bloody Tootsie Roll.

  16. anybody contemplating suicide and can’t get over the hump to do it… watch the video.

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    rantatonne
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    Dead-inside looking chick is dead inside.

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    lily
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    fake, fat, and phony! what else is new

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    Apparently, Charlie Sheen and Lou Diamond Phillips mated during the filming of Young Guns.

  20. it had to be said

    That ass bounce Kim’s doing in the water? Not cool. The tsunami that hit the Caribbean coast killed 20,000.

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    Spartacus
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    Spartacus
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    Spartacus
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  27. El Jefe

    Kendall and her friends dancing around in their bikinis make the video okay. If they had drowned Rob and Scott in the ocean it would have been a great video. If they got rid of those two the family might be somewhat watchable.

    I hate them and then they turn around and give us hot girls dancing in skimpy bikinis. I am conflicted.

  28. Jack Ketch

    MooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo. Close that barn door, dammit !!

  29. Drsuess

    She belongs in the pasture w/the rest of the herd….
    MOOOOoOoOoOooOoOo…

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    quickrick
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    i’d jump that ass in no time!

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    MyCoworkerIsHot
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    This is Not a good look for her.

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    Truth
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    That face of hers looks soo fake and gross it’s disgusting.

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    Governor Scott Walker
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    She’s so classy, she has an Asian Johnny Depp to carry her luggage.

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    I think I can see… yes, there’s Kanye wedged up in there.

    Makes the plane flights cheaper, I suppose.

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    KC
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    Somewhere in Afghanistan a soldier is dying because the kevlar vest he should have had was turned into this dress instead.

    • As a veteran, I’m actually cool with that. Who knows what untold destruction could be unleashed if that ass should overflow its banks? If I had my druthers I’d put a team of engineers on building a new space-age material that could contain it in the event of a nuclear attack.

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    noni
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    SPANKX…whyyyyyy???

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    Stacy
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    Is that Charlie Sheen?

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    a_sourgirl
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    Spanx, baby! :D she’s like one of us!!

  39. mrsmass

    nice full body compression hose bitch.

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    Dr. Ike
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    I’d watch a video of her prancing around naked and shoving random household items in and out of her butthole. It’d sure beat most of the stuff on television.

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