On Thursday, I made what I thought was a joke about Kris Jenner making Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi take pictures of her from behind (Usually a no-no.) in exchange for taking bikini pictures of her underage daughters Kendall and Kylie in Hawaii. Except not even two days later, here’s Kim walking out of LAX in complete hair and makeup while smiling directly at the paps before letting them take straight-on shots of her ass. I’ve literally never seen a more well-oiled whore machine than this family. They’re the Swiss clocks of whoring.
“Well-oiled whore machine.”