Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers

July 1st, 2011 // 164 Comments

I’ve already made my guess known, but because it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should’ve remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here’s a little democracy so we can narrow down just what in the hell is happening to Kim Kardashian‘s ass in these photos.

What The Hell is Happening To Kim Kardashian's Ass In These Photos?

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  1. anonymoose

    Klueless Kardashian.

  2. Willy Ketchum

    Can’t we get her spayed? Do we want large – assed humanoids wandering the earth ?

  3. Mama Pinkus

    I’m trying to picture that ass when she’s 40 – 50 – 60 and beyond and…….it simply does not compute

  4. tlmck

    There must be bandages there to cover the recent fat injection sites.

    In her case they use a big honkin’ needle attached to a garden hose.

  5. AT

    This is how a Hummer would look in those pants.

  6. Brooke

    When my 60-year-old mom wears this outfit, it’s an older woman with a fat ass going to the grocery store. When Kim wears this outfit… oh.

    Can I get some Fruit Rollups?

  7. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass is clearly real…. why is everyone so stupid about it ? its not good looking but its clearly real

  8. Jock McCrock

    Seeing Kim Kardashian and Octomom in posts so close together you realise that there really is nothing between them – they are both attention whores who will do ANYTHING to get fame. One’s method (involving urine) paid off, the other’s (involving semen) didn’t. Them’s the breaks.

  9. Jovy

    One cannot imagine the terrible, disturbing noises that escape that monstrosity every time she farts.

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a simple explanation. Kris Humprhries likes anal, and he ejaculates human growth hormone.

  11. Jamie

    Wow, that’s not even…wow, that’s just…wow.

  12. the captain

    being INCONTINENT is a serious problem with many aged persons………..

  13. et

    you can’t wear white pants and NOT have cellulite showing when you have an ass that big, SO CLEARLY, she is wearing something to “smooth” out her ass and not show the cellulite. that’s my take…and it’s true.

  14. mike

    blubber butt

  15. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Patti
    Commented on this photo:

    You are an a hole for saying that!!!!!!!!! She is far from obese!!!! You are a hateful human!

  16. Diane McCall

    kim k. is beautiful. suck it up haters.

  17. matti

    She has never had anal sex. Noone ever made it that far.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s no moon..

  19. Lily

    I’d hate to be the one to change that diaper.

  20. Too f_ _ _kin’ funny!!! I love this site, I love this post. Its the best. Sooo, so funny and so true! What the f_ _ _k was she thinking? She looks like my grandma at the nursing home! hehe

  21. Roberta

    Actually, it’s none of the above. If she wears butt pads before the wedding and looks a little bit chunkier, it’s for the media attention. You forget her name is Kardashian and everything they do is tied in with profits. Right before the wedding, she can appear on the cover of People, sans butt pads, etc, and talk about how she “dropped the weight in a week!” PROFIT.

  22. Billy Rubin

    “Attack of the 50 foot Ass”

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Emilay
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, didn’t i read somewhere that she wants to be a size 2 bride? lol jokes.

  24. Maynard Krebs

    Ou La La cest une crevase encroyable!

  25. andrew

    see. here’s where I’m at. you think you’re physically a babe, but see. you have a fat ass, which makes you fat, plus you are physically hideous. now, that could be looked past. if you didn’t think so strongly that you are physically a babe to the point that you are mentally incapable of holding a deep convorsation without mentioning how hot you think you are. so you are not capable of being a wife because you are a bitch/moron. not capable of being a concubine because who wants to have sex with you? …honestly.
    BUT. you do have money, so your bound to attract a few black guys. and a few white guys who think they can handle your crazy. they can’t, because you need to kill yourself for the better of the world. that’s where you’re at.

  26. Maynard Krebs

    Big foot and big ass = Sasquatch

  27. Mitch

    Fucking disgusting. I wouldn’t piss in her mouth.

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Melanie Marksman
    Commented on this photo:

    Woman has obviously added height with her stiletto heels and if you looked at her nude it would be frightening really. A short, fat assed, hairy, eyelash wearing nobody that has made it on the fame of her father who defended another asshole that is now residing in CDC! Three cheers for the rich and idiotic assinign. An “how ya like us now OJ”?

  29. Kamrynne

    Designer by hefty w/the red draw string..and it deflects pee !!!!

  30. gorillaporn

    what happens when the 7inch heels come off..
    does it have its’ own wheelbarrow?

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt
    lahope
    Commented on this photo:

    fat ‘n ugly

  32. kodylynn28

    ok…. u r all wrong, well sorta. i bet she is pumping the laxatives so heavily for the wedding that when she has to leave home she wears depends. now if im rite about this then kim should just fess up. trimquik or whatever she endorses does in fact not work. come on kim, u know i rite

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt
    mannequin
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a fatass. That’s the problem.

  34. Kim Kardashian Butt
    oolala
    Commented on this photo:

    SHOUT OUT TO “DOUBLE D”,
    I think your explanation is pure genius! And – by the current size of her buttage – she must have had tons of guys doing the same thing for a REAL long time! Here’s another possible reason for that diapered look: (assuming the diapers aren’t being used to collect RayJ’s urine).

    FAT GRAFT PROCEDURE: The squared-off “gorilla butt” outline is caused by fat transfer injections. The problem with this particular fat-grafting procedure is that once the fat is sucked from her donor site (belly or upper thighs), it has to be “pasteurized” (i.e., chunks of dead tissue and blood are strained out). THEN the remaining goop is transferred into 100-200 seperate injections (FYI: only big-bore needles cn be used due to the thick texture of the processed fat) eeeeww! The needles (fat shots) are repeatedly jammed into the patient’s upper ass 100-200 times per session. (Dang – that’s gotta’ hurt BAD!)

    REASON FOR GORILLA ASS SHAPE: Those syringes of fat can only be injected into the top 25-30% of any given butt cheek (due to the proximity of vital nerves running through the rump portion of a human body). The cut off guide line for large bore needle injections is the sacrum, also referred to as the “bottom of your spine” or “horse-tail”. Wherever a patient’s sacrum begins is the lower limit to fat-graft shots.

    SCAR BUILD-UP: This procedure has to be repeated every 9 months or so – because the injected fat is absorbed by the body in 6-9 months. Over time the patient’s buttage ends up looking like a swollen, shelf-ass, freak show, (as you can see in the photos). This happens because the scar tissue from repeated injections will eventually build up too – making the “box-butt ” even more freeeeeaky. That’s why her butt looks as though it’s got an inner “shelf” – growing “up” towards her waistline – rather than curving into a feminine hour-glass shape. (check her photos from the nascar, droopy ass “white-suit” shoot – there’s a huge difference in her butt shape from back then to the photos here & now).

    FYI: Read about her “NO plastic surgery…blah…blah” (from the “veteran” and “rookie” who know) on the “Kris Humphries Girlfriends” blog – it’s a great summer read about the mandatory kastration of kardashian males by their black widow partners! AND – For some serious inside K-dirt – check: “Lamar Odum’s Girlfriends” site too. YIKES!

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Wow, there’s no way I or anyone is going to waste time reading all this crap. I go right past comments larger than 5 lines. Doesn’t everybody? Explanation for what you all see as abnormal is simple. She’s wearing unflattery slacks up to her waist when she should always choose hipsters. SImple as that. Leave all that other crap aside and stop wasting your time too, pal.

  35. browny

    Wake up, people. As stated above; she’s an attention whore. People stop paying attention and she ensures she is seen with a padded arse so that she gets her photo taken and the ensuing attention.

    Stop pandering to it Fish and we’ll never see this one again. I mean, what does she do?

  36. Fat Injections

    Why does she keep having fat injected into her ass? It’s big enough! Gross.

  37. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Notorious
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, with those hips, I don’t think a size 2 is even possible.

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt
    wishbone
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should tell her that she’s shit herself. She’s delusional enough to think that people will try to copy her “style”..ha!

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt
    don
    Commented on this photo:

    I though the ghostbusters killed that thing years ago…

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt
    don
    Commented on this photo:

    the butt implants are going up to the face. plastic all the way

  41. Swan Hakka

    The only appropriate color for her wedding is yellow, like the stream of golden urine that made her what she is today. Fat nasty slut.

  42. jim

    I bet her camel toe in front is a miniature version of that booty

  43. jim

    I bet she has some seriously beefy sounding queefs

  44. You are smoothly wear

  45. kayie

    Stop the cruel and vicious remarks. The bullying is unjust and mean. Grow up, you sick losers.

  46. d

    All naturale is beautiful! No need for lifts, pads, or whareva u accuse her of. Go girl! Rock that bootay!

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Mari Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    That doesn’t even look cute or sexy. It ugly and groooosss!!!
    Kim You need to really do sothing about that ASS!!

  48. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Mari Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim Do SOmthing about Your ass!! It’s NOT CUTE HONEY!!!

  49. Sacha

    Remember when she posted that ridiculous butt x-ray?
    That was so she could get equally ridiculous ass implants at the same time and be able to point to the “before” picture to prove that whateverthatis is all-natural.
    Final answer.

  50. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all, if it was natural, there is nothing you can do about genetics.

    Her butt is big, but in this case, she definitely has a little padding.

    How do I know? Because my butt IS that BIG. So, keep the rude comments about large asses on petite girls to yourselves cuz it’s genetics and no one is clowning on your flat ass.

    Anyway, when your ass is that BIG in white pants, and I think I have the exact pair she’s wearing–if it’s Dolce and Gabbana–if you’ve got any kind of underwear on it will SHOW through…the panty line definitely and a good chance the color depending on what color undies. However, even with nude undies, you will see the panty line in those pants and with that ass. If she is not wearing undies, then you would see the dimples or ripples–even if just one dimple through the pants. The ass is too smooth under there. We’ve seen her unairbrushed ass, and it definitely is not smooth…neither is mine, but it comes with the big butt territory.

    It’s safe to say, that she has some sort of light padding on her butt…to fill it out, because of course it will be photographed. If she has padding on, then it would go from waist to the bottom of her butt cheeks, where the crease is. So, BINGO! No panty lines and no dimples.

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