I’ve already made my guess known, but because it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should’ve remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here’s a little democracy so we can narrow down just what in the hell is happening to Kim Kardashian‘s ass in these photos.
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Klueless Kardashian.
Can’t we get her spayed? Do we want large – assed humanoids wandering the earth ?
I’m trying to picture that ass when she’s 40 – 50 – 60 and beyond and…….it simply does not compute
There must be bandages there to cover the recent fat injection sites.
In her case they use a big honkin’ needle attached to a garden hose.
This is how a Hummer would look in those pants.
When my 60-year-old mom wears this outfit, it’s an older woman with a fat ass going to the grocery store. When Kim wears this outfit… oh.
Can I get some Fruit Rollups?
her ass is clearly real…. why is everyone so stupid about it ? its not good looking but its clearly real
Real it is… Really gross
Seeing Kim Kardashian and Octomom in posts so close together you realise that there really is nothing between them – they are both attention whores who will do ANYTHING to get fame. One’s method (involving urine) paid off, the other’s (involving semen) didn’t. Them’s the breaks.
One cannot imagine the terrible, disturbing noises that escape that monstrosity every time she farts.
There’s a simple explanation. Kris Humprhries likes anal, and he ejaculates human growth hormone.
Wow, that’s not even…wow, that’s just…wow.
being INCONTINENT is a serious problem with many aged persons………..
you can’t wear white pants and NOT have cellulite showing when you have an ass that big, SO CLEARLY, she is wearing something to “smooth” out her ass and not show the cellulite. that’s my take…and it’s true.
blubber butt
Kim is a pig, pure and simple
You are an a hole for saying that!!!!!!!!! She is far from obese!!!! You are a hateful human!
No, it’s true. There is a shelf there that you don’t normally see in someone her size.
kim k. is beautiful. suck it up haters.
you’re effing blind
She has never had anal sex. Noone ever made it that far.
who is “Noone”?
do you mean no one?
You would need a Sears Craftsman extension to penetrate either orifice from the rear . The ass is truly “Epic”
“That a big Ass!”
Al Pacino
I bet it takes her whole family to pry that ass off the toilet
That’s no moon..
I’d hate to be the one to change that diaper.
Too f_ _ _kin’ funny!!! I love this site, I love this post. Its the best. Sooo, so funny and so true! What the f_ _ _k was she thinking? She looks like my grandma at the nursing home! hehe
Actually, it’s none of the above. If she wears butt pads before the wedding and looks a little bit chunkier, it’s for the media attention. You forget her name is Kardashian and everything they do is tied in with profits. Right before the wedding, she can appear on the cover of People, sans butt pads, etc, and talk about how she “dropped the weight in a week!” PROFIT.
“Attack of the 50 foot Ass”
Wait, didn’t i read somewhere that she wants to be a size 2 bride? lol jokes.
Ou La La cest une crevase encroyable!
see. here’s where I’m at. you think you’re physically a babe, but see. you have a fat ass, which makes you fat, plus you are physically hideous. now, that could be looked past. if you didn’t think so strongly that you are physically a babe to the point that you are mentally incapable of holding a deep convorsation without mentioning how hot you think you are. so you are not capable of being a wife because you are a bitch/moron. not capable of being a concubine because who wants to have sex with you? …honestly.
BUT. you do have money, so your bound to attract a few black guys. and a few white guys who think they can handle your crazy. they can’t, because you need to kill yourself for the better of the world. that’s where you’re at.
Big foot and big ass = Sasquatch
yeah, I bet its just as hairy too!
Fucking disgusting. I wouldn’t piss in her mouth.
Woman has obviously added height with her stiletto heels and if you looked at her nude it would be frightening really. A short, fat assed, hairy, eyelash wearing nobody that has made it on the fame of her father who defended another asshole that is now residing in CDC! Three cheers for the rich and idiotic assinign. An “how ya like us now OJ”?
Designer by hefty w/the red draw string..and it deflects pee !!!!
what happens when the 7inch heels come off..
does it have its’ own wheelbarrow?
fat ‘n ugly
ok…. u r all wrong, well sorta. i bet she is pumping the laxatives so heavily for the wedding that when she has to leave home she wears depends. now if im rite about this then kim should just fess up. trimquik or whatever she endorses does in fact not work. come on kim, u know i rite
She’s a fatass. That’s the problem.
SHOUT OUT TO “DOUBLE D”,
I think your explanation is pure genius! And – by the current size of her buttage – she must have had tons of guys doing the same thing for a REAL long time! Here’s another possible reason for that diapered look: (assuming the diapers aren’t being used to collect RayJ’s urine).
FAT GRAFT PROCEDURE: The squared-off “gorilla butt” outline is caused by fat transfer injections. The problem with this particular fat-grafting procedure is that once the fat is sucked from her donor site (belly or upper thighs), it has to be “pasteurized” (i.e., chunks of dead tissue and blood are strained out). THEN the remaining goop is transferred into 100-200 seperate injections (FYI: only big-bore needles cn be used due to the thick texture of the processed fat) eeeeww! The needles (fat shots) are repeatedly jammed into the patient’s upper ass 100-200 times per session. (Dang – that’s gotta’ hurt BAD!)
REASON FOR GORILLA ASS SHAPE: Those syringes of fat can only be injected into the top 25-30% of any given butt cheek (due to the proximity of vital nerves running through the rump portion of a human body). The cut off guide line for large bore needle injections is the sacrum, also referred to as the “bottom of your spine” or “horse-tail”. Wherever a patient’s sacrum begins is the lower limit to fat-graft shots.
SCAR BUILD-UP: This procedure has to be repeated every 9 months or so – because the injected fat is absorbed by the body in 6-9 months. Over time the patient’s buttage ends up looking like a swollen, shelf-ass, freak show, (as you can see in the photos). This happens because the scar tissue from repeated injections will eventually build up too – making the “box-butt ” even more freeeeeaky. That’s why her butt looks as though it’s got an inner “shelf” – growing “up” towards her waistline – rather than curving into a feminine hour-glass shape. (check her photos from the nascar, droopy ass “white-suit” shoot – there’s a huge difference in her butt shape from back then to the photos here & now).
FYI: Read about her “NO plastic surgery…blah…blah” (from the “veteran” and “rookie” who know) on the “Kris Humphries Girlfriends” blog – it’s a great summer read about the mandatory kastration of kardashian males by their black widow partners! AND – For some serious inside K-dirt – check: “Lamar Odum’s Girlfriends” site too. YIKES!
Wow, there’s no way I or anyone is going to waste time reading all this crap. I go right past comments larger than 5 lines. Doesn’t everybody? Explanation for what you all see as abnormal is simple. She’s wearing unflattery slacks up to her waist when she should always choose hipsters. SImple as that. Leave all that other crap aside and stop wasting your time too, pal.
Wake up, people. As stated above; she’s an attention whore. People stop paying attention and she ensures she is seen with a padded arse so that she gets her photo taken and the ensuing attention.
Stop pandering to it Fish and we’ll never see this one again. I mean, what does she do?
Why does she keep having fat injected into her ass? It’s big enough! Gross.
Um, with those hips, I don’t think a size 2 is even possible.
Someone should tell her that she’s shit herself. She’s delusional enough to think that people will try to copy her “style”..ha!
I though the ghostbusters killed that thing years ago…
the butt implants are going up to the face. plastic all the way
The only appropriate color for her wedding is yellow, like the stream of golden urine that made her what she is today. Fat nasty slut.
I bet her camel toe in front is a miniature version of that booty
I bet she has some seriously beefy sounding queefs
You are smoothly wear
Stop the cruel and vicious remarks. The bullying is unjust and mean. Grow up, you sick losers.
you’re an idiot !!
All naturale is beautiful! No need for lifts, pads, or whareva u accuse her of. Go girl! Rock that bootay!
That doesn’t even look cute or sexy. It ugly and groooosss!!!
Kim You need to really do sothing about that ASS!!
Kim Do SOmthing about Your ass!! It’s NOT CUTE HONEY!!!
Remember when she posted that ridiculous butt x-ray?
That was so she could get equally ridiculous ass implants at the same time and be able to point to the “before” picture to prove that whateverthatis is all-natural.
Final answer.
First of all, if it was natural, there is nothing you can do about genetics.
Her butt is big, but in this case, she definitely has a little padding.
How do I know? Because my butt IS that BIG. So, keep the rude comments about large asses on petite girls to yourselves cuz it’s genetics and no one is clowning on your flat ass.
Anyway, when your ass is that BIG in white pants, and I think I have the exact pair she’s wearing–if it’s Dolce and Gabbana–if you’ve got any kind of underwear on it will SHOW through…the panty line definitely and a good chance the color depending on what color undies. However, even with nude undies, you will see the panty line in those pants and with that ass. If she is not wearing undies, then you would see the dimples or ripples–even if just one dimple through the pants. The ass is too smooth under there. We’ve seen her unairbrushed ass, and it definitely is not smooth…neither is mine, but it comes with the big butt territory.
It’s safe to say, that she has some sort of light padding on her butt…to fill it out, because of course it will be photographed. If she has padding on, then it would go from waist to the bottom of her butt cheeks, where the crease is. So, BINGO! No panty lines and no dimples.