Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers

July 1st, 2011 // 164 Comments

I’ve already made my guess known, but because it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should’ve remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here’s a little democracy so we can narrow down just what in the hell is happening to Kim Kardashian‘s ass in these photos.

What The Hell is Happening To Kim Kardashian's Ass In These Photos?

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Photo: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. cricket

    Dear Heavens Woman. No white pants for you.

    • bi chick

      Agreed. The biggest problem here is the outfit. The pants are not the right proportion for her…oh and they’re white. White pants are for Cameron Diaz. I happy to find Kim more attractive, but this is just a poor choice of clothing.

    • This has nothing to do with white pants, or camera angle or anything else.

      That is one BIG…FAT…ASS

      I thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was sporting a large ass. This is shameful.
      And of course the pants are not the right proportion for her….she needed a XXL.

  2. M

    Nice to see her porking up for the wedding.

  3. Dan

    NOooooooooooooooooooooooo….

    the sooner we stop posting about kim the sooner they go away.

    I have no comment on the pictures.

  4. God is Black

    Adult diapers. (20%, 24 Votes)
    Water retention on par with duct-taping two camels together and calling it an ass. (20%, 24 Votes)
    Weird shirt and camera angles. (16%, 19 Votes)
    She’s seeing a movie later but is too cheap to buy a ticket for Kourtney. (20%, 26 Votes) Statistics don’t lie so the plain weird answers seem to be the normal?

  5. Facebook Me

    I guess it “Depends” if she remembered her Spanx or not.

  6. can’t wait to see when this girl lets herself go. she’s gona look like nicole eggert and kirstie alley taped together.

    • Snack pack

      I suspect she will have an in-home liposuction machine installed next to the tanning bed / full-body dipilitator unit before that happens to forestall the inevitable wall-hitting. So, unfortunately, it’s gonna take awhile.

    • Melanie Marksman

      OMG how sad that her tush is getting all this attention when social security is dwindling away along with the elderly’s healthcare. Perhaps she should insure her tushie and the media may focus on other items of interest.

  7. bakeboss

    She is wearing lead shielded panties to make sure no one else xrays her butt to check for implants

  8. vandal

    Bahahaah! That arse! It’s a joke. Love, if you read this, it is NOT sexy, it’s freakish. Get it the fuck sorted.

  9. In a shocking news developments, Kim Kardashian was found to have a cartoonishly fat ass. In other news men like boobs and Generalíssimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  10. La maldicion de la cocha del diablo azul

    That is not attractive.

  11. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d tell her to fire her personal stylist, but isn’t Kim herself a personal stylist? She should have known.

  12. Shia La Poof

    Is this one of the retarded chimps Tracy Morgan was warning us about ?

  13. Melissa

    That’s not sexy at all.

  14. Elle Diabla

    Not fake, unfortunately. In one pic, you can see some hail damage dents through the pants.

    • The Lord Almighty

      Fat on top of implants is not evidence that there are no implants. Try again. Check out the obvious before and after ass implant pics. Question is why would any woman want to make her ass that unattractive and pay good money to do it.

  15. Venom

    Ewww, WTF is that?

  16. No attraction to this woman at all…and I’m a damn horn dog….

  17. Fitnesslady

    That is one ugly, out of shape ass. There is nothing attractive or sexy about all that fake junk.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Erica
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim you looking gorgeous gf love . they say you have on adult pampers let they kiss you ass a million time dont prove any thing to no one you dont owe ant any thing your life live it the way it pleases you love you xoxo

  19. batman

    I believe she is pregnant and so her ass is growing!!!

  20. Facebook Me

    What is noticeably missing is her engagement ring. I’m sure once Chris got one look at that ass in that get-up, he said to her, “no way, all bets are off FAT ASS.” She said, “oh well,” and went shopping. NEXT!

  21. cc

    Oy, from the waist down she looks like Fat Albert in a snow suit.

  22. welp, it’s not the absolute worst ass~

    beyonce’s ass > serena’s ass > fox’s ass> vida’s ass > biel’s ass > shakira’s ass > kim’s ass > coco’s ass

    something like that. i know there are more

  23. I would have also voted for:
    - shoplifting pillows
    - stress-testing a sail for someone’s sailboat
    - storing water for summer
    - promoting advertising space

  24. Daily Moisturizing

    She is really going heavy on the white thing lately. First the fleet of white cars for her wedding and now this. Maybe she thinks it will trick us into thinking she is a pure soul.

  25. baron of all media

    Assumptions:
    1) Kim’s ass protrudes > 18 in. from her vag
    2) Kim has sex doggy style

    Conclusions:
    1) Kris Humphries has a 20+ in. pecker
    2) Together they may take over the world

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt
    cheeri-o
    Commented on this photo:

    terrible

  27. Kim Kardashian Butt
    cheeri-o
    Commented on this photo:

    thats the ass of a morbidly obese person but the upper torso of an average person.. its so strange

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still looking to deliver that ASS-GRAM…..

  29. Stapes

    Good Lord. I’m going with (F): incredibly fat ass

  30. lol at kimmy poo

    her butt is so gross! obnoxious. you are not j.lo!

  31. See Alice

    She can give a great stinkface .

  32. googlyeyes

    Size 2??? um yeah okay….I am sorry there is no way that is a size 2 more like a 12!

    • KC

      Size 2 in dog years, maybe.

    • Jack Ketch

      Yeah, she said she wants to be a Size 2 for the “wedding,” lol … let’s see if she really gets down to a Size 2 … and let’s bet that her ass remains a Size 22 … she’ll probably just get more fat lipo’d from her waist and thighs …

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Procter
    Commented on this photo:

    CHARMIN WANTS HER!!! Again..

  34. KC

    Don’t fart wearing airtight pants.

  35. atherisch

    Moby Dick was a white whale.

  36. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Just_As_it_IS
    Commented on this photo:

    What about an option for “She’s just a big butted girl and that’s how big butted girls are supposed to look”?
    She happens to have a big butt like thousands of other girls out there. It’s normal, get over it.

    • NO

      Are you saying that this is what the “woman with the best body in the world” normally looks like? Seriously?

      • Josh

        @NO.

        I’m pretty sure that was nowhere in the comment, you’re so determined to hate your eyes play tricks on you.

    • jim

      Normal ? For what a gorilla

      • Just_As_it_IS

        Yes, normal, ask for permission to get out of your mom’s basement just for one time, take a stroll around the block and if you happen to see a big-butted girl, this is what she will look like. So yes, this is normal.

  37. ew

    Gross. That’s the only thing that comes to mind. And I’m all for women having curves but that is just icky.

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Devast
    Commented on this photo:

    Heh. Its not that she is a big butted girl, its that she is a big butted fame whore famous for being pee’d on by a B level celeb. I will laugh myself to death if its ever anounced that she has died from complications

    • Just_As_it_IS

      I don’t care if she’s a fame whore, just stop and think who made her famous in the first place and why she is still famous. Everyone saying shit about her or any other celebrity, it’s just jealousy. She’s rich and famous, you’re not. Why don’t you go and criticize your neighbor about her sex life or any other habit? just because she is not famous. Who cares if she is dating whoever or the size of her butt? Like I said before, thousands and even millions of other people in the world have butts the like or even bigger, and the question remains the same, Who cares? What if this woman was your sister? I bet you wouldn’t write such nasty stuff to one of your relatives, famous or not.

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Devast
    Commented on this photo:

    whoops… hit submit by accident… as I was saying, died from complications of her ass implants surgery.

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Tee
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!!!! That ass is soooo fake and it looks ridiculous! OMG, I can’t stop laughing!

    • guestspeaker

      take a break, i’ll continue for you… LOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      it’s freakshow funny!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Clarence Beeks

    you know this stupid bitch is going to wear WHITE to her wedding. Even though it is her SECOND wedding, and all for publicity.

    This woman could not keep her hands off Reggie Bush. Anytime I see a pic of her with her caveman, they are further apart, or kissing closed mouthed for the cameras- SO FAKE.

  42. This woman is a classic example of the female version of a circus show.

    The interest from most is minimal if at all and ultimately goes away no matter how hard she tries to keep your attention. Once she realizes you are no longer interested she goes to another town where other men will stare at her.

    Those that stick around her for any long term periods are probably part of the same traveling circus.

    The only thing missing from her family is a trapeeze, a net, and a wagon to pack all their crap in as they move around. They do seem to have the miscellaneous zoo animals in place though.

  43. They should use that picture for the intro of their show.

  44. Joanne

    Lets see that ass in 5 years; let’s not forget that face. Thank heavens for plastic surgeons!!

    • Clarence Beeks

      um, her face is plastic now! In 5 years, she will look like the Cat Lady or Priscilla Presley. She looks freaky already, she’s had so much work done. Look at her in 2007. So different. Prettier, IMO.

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Fandy
    Commented on this photo:

    thats a lotta-buttcheeze

  46. God Almighty

    Depends for Elephants?

  47. Ok No

    No Kim, you’re supposed to blow up like a marshmallow AFTER the wedding.

  48. Kim Kardashian Butt
    Nia
    Commented on this photo:

    The problem is she has on a thong and nothing shaping her ass. This is what happens when your ass is real AND REAL BIG! Plus, the pants are horrendous!

  49. arnieblackblack

    Super massive fat ass – makes her head look teen tiny – I’d hit it though

  50. GuyLeDouche

    Hmmm…even her ass has an ass.

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