Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Back

October 17th, 2013 // 108 Comments

After North West was born, Kim Kardashian went into hiding for three months where it was just assumed she was getting liposuction which turned out to be wrong. But thanks to the whore-rich fields of Instagram, I can now safely say she spent that entire time getting her ass resculpted by a crack team – *reaches for razor blades* – of architects and civil engineers. Not unlike the Freedom Tower because, yes, I’m equating pregnancy with terrorism. Someone has to in this world that’s turned its back on God. FREEMASONS!

(Is that not what we’re doing now when we’re completely sick of something? I can’t keep track of these fads.)


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  1. Queef Sister

    Funny thing is, when she first put this thing on it was a maxi dress.

  2. Gerika H

    Kim looks great. All the overweight women are hating, Even with plastic surgery she looks great.
    As we speak, the Kim K wannabe (Myla Sinaj) is wondering why she still can’t get a body like Kim’s even after her lipo of her big gut.
    Poor Myla, you need to get your $ back from your plastic surgeon and go to the gym and eat healthy. Cut out the junk food and you need to get an active lifestyle Myla wannabe

  3. memoo

    Kim just gave me a boner.

  4. She’s fat and ugly. if you disagree, you’re wrong. Go ahead and make whatever stupid, meaningless and wrong argument against that you like, you’re still wrong and still a moron.

  5. i shamefully would love to suck on her tits….and asshole…

  6. She’s not even going to bother teaching her daughter to have self-esteem, is she? Sadly, she’ll be taught self-worth is based on how many internet strangers pay attention to her.

  7. turbocotter

    anyone wonder how many pics she took that did not make the cut? a whole bunch i am sure butt in retrospect, it should have been all of them

  8. D-chi

    Kim, you’re a mother, why do you do this to your child

  9. Yup

    What a fat hog… what a disgusting pig… what a sex tape whore…

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    JO JO
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    she looks dumpu and has on a pound of spanx

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    you can totally she her Spanx outline… Industrial strength!!!!!! that picture she posed was 100% photoshopped… those thighs look nothing like these thighs and this pic was taken days before that one…

  12. The hip hopapotamus is back. She is so narcisistic she always knew she would have to reproduce with someone so ugly and from an opposite gene pool because she couldnt dare have kids that look better than her.
    I really thought she would have a kid with Jamie Foxx or Ronaldinho.

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    if a child wants to draw k.Kardashian ..
    he/she would draw a line .. 2 balls up for breasts and a big big big extra big balloon down as her ass..what else did she/he miss?

  14. Nicole

    You are a mom, cover your ass up.

  15. gumbypokey

    Yuck. She looks like she has a diaper on, one made of ass. At least build those quads or your leg flexors, make it a BIT believable. Just gross. Implants in the ass are magnitudes more insulting to the hopes and desires of males than a tit-job is. Get in the weight room and do some heavy squats. Ass problem solved. A nice, plump, organic ass.

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    “Ms. Kardashian, the car is this way. No, no, behind you. No, just turn around- Ms. Kardashian? UGH! Can someone bring me the jumper cables? She’s short circuited again.”

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    I’d love to see that fat ass ‘dash’.

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    She looks obese.

  19. Woman amazed

    It looks dirty, disgusting, it looks unhealthy, sits low like an extra organ hanging off the back of her..but what is sick and twisted is this girl thinks it is hot..attractive???? Something is terribly wrong in her mind…..narcissist..plain and simple…pls cover it up its offensive and like a kind of visual pollution we dont need to see….why wont somebody tell her???

  20. Woman amazed

    I is like an extra organ hanging off the back of her…why wont her friends or family be honest with her and tell how bad this looks and that it is NOT SEXY…nor does the world want to see it while online…its in our faces and its dirty and disgusting, it sits low and looks unfit and cottage cheesish…ooohhh very nasty.yuk.

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    Woman amazed
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    yep….i dont get why this girl is highly paid or noticed…for what???? seriously!!

  22. kermit

    I’ll take the heat and the rap and speak for all white men over 40. Kim Kardashian’s bigger than Texas a rear-end is a disgusting sight. It is utterly incomprehensible for a woman to have an ass that large and still think she is attractive. Her ass makes me sick, can you imagine the ginormous turd that comes out of that massive poop cannon? Geese-us, get out of the way and call roto-rooter! Kim’s gonna clog the crapper for a month!!!

    Her ass is so fat, she is going to die of Ass-cancer. yuck what a fat pig she is.

  23. drawback expert

    jealousy… never heard such negativity about anyone before. especially regarding one of the most beautiful, sexy and successful woman. u all r ridiculous. haters.

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