That’s No Couch. That’s A Sectional.

Last week, I made fun of Kim Kardashian for having a (fake) miscarriage scare which might’ve been caused by her exercising too much because she thinks her ass is a “couch.” So following in the gentlemanly footsteps of Gerard Butler, I just wanted to say, Jesus Christ, was she right. That was a valid concern.

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