That’s No Couch. That’s A Sectional.

March 12th, 2013 // 75 Comments

Last week, I made fun of Kim Kardashian for having a (fake) miscarriage scare which might’ve been caused by her exercising too much because she thinks her ass is a “couch.” So following in the gentlemanly footsteps of Gerard Butler, I just wanted to say, Jesus Christ, was she right. That was a valid concern.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Showing her usual deft hand in handling a black hose.

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    Ladypants
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    I didn’t realize they made heels out of Adamantium.

    • Deacon Jones

      Seriously.

      Why they didn’t make the space shuttles thermal tiles from whatever material that heel is made from is beyond me.

  3. Juano

    Not sure that’s all baby bump….at least she’s been eating for three.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    If that’s a couch, I’d rather sit on a bed of nails.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Usually I hate pregnant woman and all that is pregnancy, but I have a feeling I am going to enjoy this one!

  6. Mark

    Can that ass get any fatter?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “You don’t mind gas fumes in there, do you? If you do, say something . . . cool.”

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    Inner Retard
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    That SUV is a necessary accessory. That’s the only way to make her ass look smaller.

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    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  10. FUCKBEAST

    God, I bet that thing stinks at the end of the day.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    That’s a Sofa King sectional couch. Made with 100% processed cowhide material. Mooooooo

  12. bbiowa

    Why do we still participate in popularizing this vile whore? Isn’t there space for her with Heidi Montag on the island of Whythefuckdidanyoneevergiveashit?

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    Ronaldo
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    After the baby….i very much doubt she will lose all that weight.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    You know what would make her look thin? A fun-house mirror.

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    Inner Retard
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    The one time plastic surgery would be beneficial and she wouldn’t hear of it.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wow, that was a huge miscarriage scare I just had! Better play it safe from now on and wear high heels everywhere I go. Babies love that.”

    • Dr. Hollywood

      She is way uglier and stupid than I thought. That TON of poundage will give her huge varicose veins!

    • Springs

      Hey smart guy, most doctors will tell a woman to wear the type of shoes she is most comfortable in. For most it is low heels or sneakers, or boots. For women that wear heels all the time, they should keep wearing them until around 7 or so months, or until they feel unbalanced, weather that is 3 months or 9 months. It just depends on the woman.

      Besides with the size of her a*s she should balance out well

      • Mw

        Springs your a fuckin idiot! You speak as if your a Doctor or are best buds with one! Or should I say, A LOT of Doctors since you wrote “MOST Doctors” I cut and pasted the following which was the first of SSEVERAL sites all saying the same thing! “Wearing high heels (even wide-based, clunky ones) is not a good idea during pregnancy. That’s because your weight increases and your body shape and center of gravity change, making you walk differently (and less steadily). A fall during pregnancy could hurt you and possibly your baby, so think twice before adding height to your growing girth.”

        SPRING, I PITY YOU, I WORKED WITH YOUR TYPE IN THE STRIP CLUB, LONELY, DESPERATE, NO LIFE, NO SEX, NO DICK, NO WOMAN TO BANG….YOU ARE VERY DUMB AND IM SURE VERY GULLIBLE.

  17. CeCe

    Now I’m no doctor, but isn’t the baby bump supposed to grow out of the stomach…?

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    Tom
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    Nice cankles, and that lumpy ass could feed a small African country for months.

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    Dr. Monkeypants
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    That’s no moon…

    Oh, that IS a moon. My bad.

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    Dr. Monkeypants
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    It’s not a baby. She’s just a fat fuck now.

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    Fuckey McSuckeybag
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    Hmm, what part of this am I supposed to put in my mouth to pay for the gas?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Hey Kim….I bet you Kayne is out banging some skanky hoe right now.

    Can’t blame him after looking at that profile.

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    Deacon Jones
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    We might be witnessing a first here, folks.

    When she gives birth, she’s just gonna shit him out like a log. It’s obviously growing in the rectum cavity.

  24. God, what a disgusting pig.

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    Little Tongue
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    If you could get pregnant by having anal sex, this is exactly what it would look like.

  26. KardASSian

    This nasty fame whore is probably going to have Bravo film her popping out her baby.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    She wont be pleased when that baby pops out with one gold tooth, yelling “Flava Flav!!!”

  28. SsssHhhhhh

    Do you think if she sniffs enough fumes the baby will abort itself or she might spontaneously combust.?..(stranger thing have happen) live the dream..

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    Guest
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    Why doesnt it have a license plate?!?! and i meant the SUV, not her!! hahahaha

  30. Mama Pinkus

    she is really gross

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    PoserT
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    Why are her arms and legs the same size as before?

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    Huh
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    Wow.Just…wow.

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    CoffeeOrDeath
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    She might be a gajillionaire, but she comes off as such a brat all the time. I guess Chris Humphries wasn’t rich enough for her to keep him the old-fashioned way… by trapping him with a baby.

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    Buffalo Dick
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    Uhh…. the baby bump iz coming out the wrong end,,,,

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    JanitorOfSanDiego
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    Look at all of the dimpling on the insides of her arms and the backs of her thighs; the fetus is just occupying her uterus, not her entire body. God, why do I have to keep hearing about this impudent dolt?

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    Jack the stripper
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    I would love to eat that woman’s ass.

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    DingoBiscuits
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    Her maternity wardrobe choices are really not doing her any favors. Very unfortunate.

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    SpaghettiOs
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    Or you know, if she pulled away from the feed bag from time to time.

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    Reliable_stranger
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    Seriously, it’s daytime. Why doe this usually oh-so-dignified woman look like she’s about to hit up da club in a dress from Contempo Casuals?

  40. Schweddy Snatch

    Stilletto heels and a skank dress…I see she’s already starting to campaign for Mother of the Year.

  41. Wm. Norwood

    God she’s fat.

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    lalala
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    i don’t get it, where’s the baby?

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    dumps like a truck
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    some women look great pregnant, she is not one of them.

  44. She is utterly disgusting. How does anyone find this attractive?

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    Butt Plugger
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    Those heels are taking some abuse right there

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    Someone
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    Stop with the super tight clothes! You look like such a skank!

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    DaGut
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    Hey, that could be me! Huge tits and huge gut!
    Mine’s not pregnant though, it’s just beer.
    The huge ass I don’t have. At least I don’t think…I don’t know, can’t see the damn thing.

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    Hola
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    That is not pregnant. Unless the baby is in her ass. Where are the ultrasound pics anyway? Coz it’s fake!

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    2 butt babies ftw

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    lilgrandma
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    b/c there is no baby!! kanye piss cuz bitch lie to him it’s ray.j dick!!!! and why doesn’t she show off the baby bump as much as she loves showing off her body!!! bet and pray she has strech marks all over her stomach!!! They should spit in her face for LIEING!!!

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