We’ve already seen Kim Kardashian attempting to drive while holding a purse in front of her face as her child sits helplessly in the backseat, so seeing her wedge her $200,000 Mercedes into a beam in a parking garage like she did yesterday (below) is actually pretty tame. However, it did give me an excuse to post new photos of her gigantic ass which apparently has an ass of its own now whose mark we’ll be forced to bear or face damnation in a sea of fire. The prophecy was quite clear.
In fairness, it’s hard to drive when no matter how far back your seat is, your ass is still pressing you against the windshield. That’s tough for anybody.