Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is A Terrible Driver

November 15th, 2013 // 112 Comments

We’ve already seen Kim Kardashian attempting to drive while holding a purse in front of her face as her child sits helplessly in the backseat, so seeing her wedge her $200,000 Mercedes into a beam in a parking garage like she did yesterday (below) is actually pretty tame. However, it did give me an excuse to post new photos of her gigantic ass which apparently has an ass of its own now whose mark we’ll be forced to bear or face damnation in a sea of fire. The prophecy was quite clear.

Kim Kardashian SUV Stuck Parking Garage

In fairness, it’s hard to drive when no matter how far back your seat is, your ass is still pressing you against the windshield. That’s tough for anybody.

Photos: INFphoto, SPOT/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    I salute the blogger for posting this right before lunch…because it’s not just our eyes that have to suffer, let’s upset the stomach too.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She might be suffering from the medical condition commonly known as ” huge hanging lard ass”.
    Looks like a very serious case she’s got there.

    • er

      she should join the circus for having four butts in two butt cheeks.

      ps. How much did she photoshop in that white bikini instagram photo?

    • Dr. JFever

      I think the correct medical term is ‘Drooping Bovine Glutmajor Maximus’ A rare condition with fatal results for those that try reverse cowgirl.

  3. Look at that deformity! She must think it looks like Maria Menounous’ fine bum. This disgusting ass? This is her “FU” to the rest of the world that called her fat?

    Let’s blow the sperm whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

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    We’ve crossed over from panty lines to something much more sinister.

  5. cc

    It’s a pity she didn’t lodge her car firmly under the back of a flatbed.

    I pray this family ends up flat broke some day.

  6. Let me just anticipate the “give her a break, she just had a baby” bullshit.

    Yes, she just had a baby. We get that. But nobody is forcing her to squeeze her Ass Of Biblical Proportions into tight skirts and figuratively rub it in our faces (literally if she tries to get past you in a movie theater).

    She’s an attention whore of a whole new breed.

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    eeeewwwwwww

  8. petee

    With her butt I am sure she is regretting her fat injections.When she gained weight so did those fat cell’s.I don’t even know how you would fix that.She was so pretty years ago but she just looks plastic and unhappy these day’s.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Does anybody else see the Eye of Sauron or is there something off with the brightness setting on my monitor?

    • Cock Dr

      Augh!
      I always thought Sauron would gravitate towards the west coast should he manifest once again.
      Kim is his best orc bitch.

  10. Not that it’s important but that is not a $200,000 truck. That’s a G63 which is about $140,000 or so. There is a G65 that is sold in Europe that costs $200,000, but it is not sold here.

    They should crash test her ass, judging from the back, it looks like her rear is far sturdier than any bumper on any vehicle out there.

  11. CG-son

    Think of the damage the car would have sustained if Kim and her Fat Ass weren’t in the car to weigh it down a couple of inches. Hasn’t that car suffered enough?!

  12. guest

    let’s see her do the splits on two volvo trucks

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    The paparazzi really needs to leave Kim Kardashian alone already. No, I’m not feeling sympathetic for her, I’m feeling sympathetic for us.

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    rianon
    Commented on this photo:

    How does someone get ass cleavage UNDER their clothes?

    • Mae

      This is what I suspect is going on…

      I hate to make anyone go back and take a closer look at this…. but what your are seeing are the outlines of her man made, foam ass supplement. Go look. I can wait. :)

      Since her Brazilian fat injections, have settled, they have given her a flat area over the middle of her ass. She is using a small foam pad, with a obvious crack, to give her the bubble butt she paid for. To help hide that big flat area in the center of her ass.

      There was a picture months ago with her in a see through black stretchy skirt… a lot this one… where she had no panties on… and you could see how screwed up her ass looked. That is the thing with doing those fat injections. They settle in odd places. And it is never in a positive way.

      I don’t know if anyone recalls… but that husband (Humphries) that lasted all of two months. Told everyone he could, that Kim had to use a foam ass.

      Unfortunately, she didn’t decide to use a girdle to help hide those foam ass outlines. Instead she put on a extremely tight, stretchy skirt… trying to keep that foam ass from slipping as she walks.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    If that skirt had pockets, it would be a pool table.

  16. dirtdog

    How does she go into public looking like that?

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    P. Kerr
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx fail.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim,
    Those psoriasis scars go great with the second pair of lower ass meat. I dont know why you have haters.

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    I’ve never seen panties fail like that. Her ass looks like it has an ass

  20. kimmykimkim

    Her ass is just a terrible ass. Sloppy as fuck.

  21. Robb7

    Ugly cow bitch needs to be gone. More Menounos; less piss whore!

  22. BlinkyTheFish

    Someone please cast her ass as an evil Dr Who space creature threatening to devour the universe.

  23. Renzomatic

    That’s an interesting way to carry a baby. I’ve seen those over the shoulder harnesses, but I didn’t know Spanx made baby slings as well.

  24. SuperDuper

    How the fuck do you even make your ass look like that?

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    omg
    elephantman ass.

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    She has been airbrushed so much, she is starting to believe she can pull off tight fitting clothes.

  27. I bet she smells of a lovely bouquet consisting of hairspray, B.O. and ripe ass stink. C. Montgomery Burns probably smells like a fresh daisy compared to this fat hog.

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    mx3
    Commented on this photo:

    it literally looks like she just shit herself.

  29. Bob

    Why aren’t the US Armed Forces getting uniforms made from this advanced material? Anything that can contain whatever that is she’s got under her skirt will surely stop IED and missile attacks.

  30. Bianca

    That is fucking gross. The kow has two asses…. MOOOOOOOOOOOOx2

  31. Is her butt pregnant?

    I know that the camera adds a few pounds but did it add a person to her butt?

  32. Jade

    Kim K. is sporting a new fashion — the uni-cheek.

  33. 4 Assed Baboon

    Has anyone seen Dr. Mephesto lately? Because that thing has four asses.

  34. On second thought, it’s starting to look like one of the do-it-yourself butt cheek injections gone horribly, comically wrong.

  35. Wow

    Butt implants, butt pads or butt injections?
    Whatever. It looks as disgusting as Minaj’s fake butt.
    You’d be amazed if you googled celebrities with fake butt.

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass even as an ass of it’s own.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    From the book of Asspocolypse:

    “And lo, verily I say unto all of you. ‘Ware the brobdingnagian ass, for it’s appearance heralds the end of times. Ware the birth of the innocent to the megalithic narcissist’s, for this shall constitute the breaking of the final seal.

    Then ye shall know weeping, and suffering. as prophesized. For then, shall the Destroyer of Worlds finally be loosed pon unsuspecting man.

    For it is Death. And cellulite follows with it.”

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    FritoBandito
    Commented on this photo:

    how many claps does it make when it passes the gas?

  39. What a big beautiful ass. If you can’t see that, you’ve got some serious mental issues.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    It kind of looks how a male hamster’s rear end looks. Seriously, check it out.

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    Joy
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand what’s going on there.

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    Joy
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like there’s a butt on her butt.

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    Yup
    Commented on this photo:

    Id lick her butthole so nicely.

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    Capn Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    If there is a God, a meteor will wipe out that entire family.

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    amber
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she took a giant dump in a diaper

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    her face is so fucked up now.

    what’s with that lump in her ass.

  47. anonym

    her ass implants got fucked up. That’s why she went to the plastic surgeon here.

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    Moi
    Commented on this photo:

    Her utters look droopy.

  49. joebe

    Of course her ride got stuck. It was ok until her giant ass got out, then the vehicle rose up 5 inches and hit the roof!!!

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    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would not hit it

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