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Those shoes are ugly. Its like she is wearing two shovels on her feet
It can’t be easy to make spiked heels rated for industrial loads…they must be carbon nano something or other…basically, they’re jackstands for her ass.
+1!!
Ugly shoes. Ugly outfit. But I must say, her right tit looks somewhat compelling.
Just the one tit, eh?
she has a good shape
I would love to enter that back door, if you know what I’m sayin ; – )
Are you saying you want to have anal sex with her??
What on earth do you mean?!
You’d need a ten foot man-pole just to get to the entryway.
I suggest you wear a safety harness and a coal miners hat. It can be a dark, scary place. I believe she has an Ecuadorian family living in there as well, so be considerate.
STFU WHITE TRASH…haha…Funny how your f**cked up race obsesses about weight & size. I’d rather be a 34-25-40 than a 29-22-29…LMAO Thats sick…Looking like an annorhexic 12 y/o boy….And when you all do gain weight it looks like SH!T on you: 42-42-42…LMAOOOOOOO! The weight is NEVER proportionate. You all have the most odd silhouettes I have ever seen in my life. Then anytime you all do like A.S.S, it’s the weirdos who like to f*ck people in the ass like this “i_piss_excellence” character……Gawd, white folks are sick & demented on every level.
That’s a really weird gray outfit. Why do rich people dress so absolutely terribly when they can afford clothes that don’t look like clown outfits.
that body makes *all* clothes look clownish
She gets a great deal from the guys who make tents for Ringling Bros.
So they added Kim Kardashian and they took the unlicensed nuclear accelerators away and replaced them with ugly shoes. It’s official. Ghostbusters III is gonna suck.
It looks good with her boyfriends 36 buttoned zoot suit.
You know how hard it is to back a tractor trailer that big into a spot that small? Without jackknifing?
The clock is ticking on that body…her huge ass has about 5 more years before it goes all funhouse mirror on her.
Don’t you believe it. She WILL have the necessary surgery to keep things in order…
Is this comment from 5 years ago or something? I’d say we’re already at that point. I give it another 18 months before that ass becomes an actual carnival attraction itself.
Yep, before you know it she’ll have two 100 lb cankles. Gravity can be such a bitch.
McFeely, the alarm has already sounded….that first picture looks like Kim’s head has attached itself to a basketball and a medicine ball in a canvas bag. That is a sure sign that the fat in her butt and the silicone in her boobs has turned lethal!
When it happens, you’ll hear the same music that plays when Popeye eats spinach.
back it up like a tonka truck?
She could stick a 3 foot piece of rebar an inch up her ass and call it a curb-feeler.
LOL.
Does anyone remember that children’s book character that was an elephant in ballet slippers? That is what she looks like in those shoes.
Kim, lacks the grace of the elephant!
Hey! I like elephants.
Beep…beep…beep…..beep…
I hear it coming a mile away. I’d still dump a load on that mothertrucker turd smuggling fart box she’s got.
KIM KARDASHIAN
I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess but i became an anal pornstar, but i still think i am a princess My body is full of plastic parts. my boobs, ass, lips ,theeth, cheeks, nose, hair, lipo-ed body,chin, etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I am also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolize Paris Hilton.I used to hang around her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken from the paparazzi.Until 2007 i did alot of cocaine.I know there are picture proofs but i will deny it forever. My Pimp mother, Kris, fu@ked the poolboy while my father was at work.The result was my pathetic half sister khloe who is a whore, just like me.I am a total and utter disgrace to my late father, who was a lawyer. Whenever my mouth is moving, I am lying as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything The way i walk, talk and laugh is fake.If you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake.I pretend that if I lie about things, people will eventually believe it.
Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million dollars to expose my nasty self.
My former publisist knows everything that happened!He hates me because i went behind his back and abused all his connections.I am just waiting for him,and many many more, to come out and say how i really am. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I am 100% shamless
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals.I pretend that i care about others, but i only care about myself. I am a very dirty woman and all of the men that have fu@ked AND dumped me make fun of my FAKE body to everyone, including the new women in their lives.
My ex husbond, who i married at the age of 19 in las vegas, damon thomas publicly called me untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family) and a cheater.
I have no real friends because i have abused everybody that has come my way for fame. I am using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrities lifes for friendship and publicity. I call the paparazzi myself. I desperately want to get married and have children, but no man with CLASS would be remotely associated with me. I even tried to put public pressure on Reggie….telling the public that we would get married. I have NO talent what so ever. I was kicked of dancing with the stars the second week.I have a work out video that clearly show i am in bad shape.I got a razzie for my sad sad performence in disaster movie and my song JAM, i have no words for. It is the worst and most annoying song in history.I sing like a tone deaf 4 year old.
Anybody who dont like me, for the rotten and lying whore that i am, who has alone made this world a worse place to live in, i call haters or jealous!
I have never been single because i am to scared to spend time with myself.
I also love to flaunt my fake ass because it’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my @sshole hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Miles Austin,Gabriel Aubry(only because everybody said i was only into black guys)Kanye West and soon Kris Humpries are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fu@ked, peed on, AND dumped me because they know that I am trash that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine.I would fu@k anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs but the only one i have now is herpes. I am pathetic, plastic and am terribly insecure. I am a national and international joke, smell like piss and have a totally flabby @SS FROM MY A N A L SEX TAPE. I am clearly a very sick person. I am the nastiest famewhore in the whole wide world!Yaaaay!!
Kisses from Kim Kardashian
Meth is a helluva drug…
Can I just say WOW! Kim, you sure have your own number!
Get your own blog! Seriously, we don’t need to read the “Kardashian Journals” by Baby K as part of the comments. The only thing as big as Kim’s ass is apparently your ego!
that’s deep.
where can i get some theeth?
Baby K
You need some psychological help bitch. You are clearly obsessed with Kim K for some reason. Please do yourself and everyone else a favor and seek treatment. You are probally a danger to yourself.
Football captain: STFU. You get help for your diseased whore addiction.
You must be exhausted! That being said, you are right on the money.
She’s a piece of shit.
wow babyk snappin. Its really not that serious. shes a famewhore. we all understand that. but thanks for reminding us…
W@w, th@t’s quite a r@nt!
Just trying to give some light :)
lol
@ baby K
Hey baby K, copy and paste much. I seen this shit on the web and posted on other blogs. Come up with your own shit and quit taking credit for someone else’s work. Your no better than that bitch Kim K. Fuck both of you
I wrote it, moron!
Yes, i have seen it has been spreading very nicely!
The most important thing is to get the truth out about skank no.1.!!!
Feel free to copy and paste ANYWHERE!!!
Jesus…tl;dr
Why is she writing her own description? Is it self reflection or something?
Let the anger flow out of you and let the healing begin, Baby K.
If she sat in the ocean, she’d cause a tsunami. Too soon?
Not to mention all the radioactive water that made contact with her ass…
Ahhhh so everyone was soiling their tampons over what Gottfried said, but here we are two weeks later and the trolls have deemed it OK to make cracks about Japan???
You people are a bunch of hypocrites. And don’t give me that “too soon” shit. How is two weeks later any better? Fuck the fuck off.
is she driving a fucking monster truck?
Its a normal SUV, shes just a midget
she has to always be seen from behind so people will recognize her.
please everyone, stop talking about her… please.
It’s amazing that with the dress no one has made a “taking out the trash” joke.
TO BABY K : THAT WAS BRILLIANT ;EPIC!
That sums up that skanks nasty life!
Thank you for your beautiful words
LMFAO!!!!!
Ok, am I the only one who thinks she looks like she just took a ten pound shit in her pants? Her stylist should be shot.
Who took this photo: MC Escher? That car door makes her look totally out of scale, but then her ass makes that car door look totally out of scale. It’s melting my brain man.
so hawt. girls n gays jealous.
I wonder if her ass bounces off the ground when she takes off the stripper heels.
This woman cannot dress herself to save her life.
How many yards of fabric do you think it took to make that outfit??
All of them!!!!
She always manages to have something in her hand that she can use to hide her hips.
Can you imagine getting heel stomped by her?
It would go clean through
@ Baby K
Win for the Day. Take a bow
Anyone know when she”ll be making more black pee videos?
Blah blah blah . . . I would wreck her ass, breasts, and face . . . hate hate hate.
That’s what I hear when I look at Kim K. and then look at the comments.
Very poignant. Thank you. No, really, thank you. You are wise. Please enlighten us further!
Follow @babyksuperstar
PLEASE!!! Stop giving this no talent Fame Whore the media exposure she wants.
Why do I have to surrender my contact lens solution at the airport while she waltzes onto a plane with a quart of silicon in each of her camel hump ass cheeks?
comment of the day!
While I do agree the comments were funny and maybe a “little” obsessive, I don’t understand how you can hate someone you don’t even know? If her worst sin is being a slut, then she is still better than alot of other people in this world. Bad publicity is still publicity, right? The thing she would hate worst is if everybody ignored her, so don’t give her the attention she craves.
Thanks for dropping by, now go be an intolerable bore somewhere else.
You heard Neena. Sweetness, light, and unicorns, bitches!
She PRETENDS to be a prude, and has an opinion about things she should shut the fuck up about, THAT is why people hate her. She is a lying, stupid bitch.
Such a rickety looking gate isn’t going to be able to keep Khloe from escaping for long. She will be out foraging from the garbage cans in that neighborhood before you know it.
GravyLeg You fucking rock! You nailed it….
With those super high heels and that big butt she looks like a golf ball on a tee.
GAWD that outfit is horrible; it’s like she’s wearing a circus tent.
We got Kim and Kendra today, all that’s missing is Karissa.
If you are wondering about her pants, they ran out of fabric before they got to her knees.
tharrrr she blows!!!
The K sisters all chase darkies. Your white momma is getting paid to manage your untalented big ass and has to watch this onoing embarassment.
At least their real dad is dead and doesn’t have to see how badly he failed at parenthood.
Why do I have an eery feeling that OJ is waiting behind that bush?
More plastic there than my Porsche….and my car is smaller too
If she only was a man
I just hope I never see a picture of her sitting on a bar stool.
It’s not possible, the bar stool would be inserted like an enema
It’s illegal for her to drive on any road or highway…
The following are the Federally mandated maximum weights for the National System of Interstate and Defense Highways and reasonable access thereto (23 CFR Part 658.17):
1.80,000 pounds gross vehicle weight
2.20,000 pound single axle weight
3.34,000 pound tandem axle weight
Not exactly the most flattering outfit, although I like how it unleashes her puppies.
jealous of what ????
2 inch legs that need 6 inch heels so that tub of saggin’ lard don’t hit the ground ?
get real jackass
Holy shit you are so jealous. Christ.
DAT’S
Even her proctologist hasn’t seen a straight on butt shot.
That ass is just a conjoined twin that was not born. From what I understand they were going to name him Kentucky.
No talent whore.
Kim K is soooo beautiful. Haters kill yourselves. ^_^
Yeah I’d much rather look at her than any of the blonde bimbos
Her ass has such strong gravitational pull that it even attracts rubber.
Does this useless bitch actually do anything for a living??
She keeps the crime rate down by dating only a certain group of people.
You posters are all losers. I’d love to see what you all look like. We are jealous of the fact she does what she does for a living. If you really hate her that much stop feeding her and read a fucking book instead of this site. Seriously put down the cheetos, get some exercise, and get a life. I on the other hand own the fact that I am a 300 pound loser who also hAppens to be a 34 year Old virgin.
I’m better looking than you, I am sure. It’s called entertainment. Internet: still serious business, after all these years.
Only me to see Kim Kardashian totally in the nude on purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoda, get back inside. It’s late, mister!
Needs to lose some weight.