Kim Kardashian Is A Terrorist

NOTE: For the sake of this post, just assume that I’m not a college-educated individual with the mental capacity to realize not everyone in burqas and/or of Middle Eastern descent are terrorists.

Or basically pretend I’m a Republican. *ducks*

Adding… Remember that scene in Revenge of the Sith when the Emperor turns Anakin to the Dark Side and says “Lord Vader, rise.” Yeah…

Photos: Splash News

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