Kim Kardashian Is A Terrorist

October 14th, 2011 // 118 Comments

NOTE: For the sake of this post, just assume that I’m not a college-educated individual with the mental capacity to realize not everyone in burqas and/or of Middle Eastern descent are terrorists.

Or basically pretend I’m a Republican. *ducks*

Adding… Remember that scene in Revenge of the Sith when the Emperor turns Anakin to the Dark Side and says “Lord Vader, rise.” Yeah…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. ghrabbur buuhbee

    Showing your face in public will get you stoned under Sharia law honey

    • VazquezOra

      my classmate’s step-mother makes $73/hour on the computer. ShҼ has been laid off for 8 months but last month her income was $9006 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.cÕm

    • Vinni92

      LOL she does remind me of one. Check out his interview at C E L E B U R . C O M

  2. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    I didn’t know the Emperor was also a matador.

  3. I hope someone is seriously offended by this and does what they said they would do to Salman Rushdie.

  4. Team America, where are you when we need you?

    Seriously, she’s just there to get her next set of instructions for destroying the Western world via the media and shitty celebrity endorsements.

  5. what the huh?

    im surprised there was a burqa big enough to fit her ginormous ass

  6. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s making a mockery of it! What a cunt.

  7. Deacon Jones


    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!!!!

  8. forrest gump

    ……..LISTEN TO HER HEART, folks.
    (it will be enough)

  9. Cock Dr

    This is a good look for her….completely covered in flowing black fabric.
    She should share this fabulous slimming fashion secret with the rest of cursed K clan.

  10. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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  11. Randal(l)

    I knew it! There is no way in hell something that big and lumpy wasn’t a Diaper full of C-4.

  12. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she is playing with it and I agree, she is showing disrespect. She is not Muslim and a burqa is not worn for fashion.

    • Wut?

      Uhh, burqas can most certainly be worn for fashion. There are plenty of designer burqas, avant garde cuts, trendy… buttons. In a society where women are forced to express themselves as attention whores on the canvas of a black sheet over their entire bodies, you can be damn sure they’ll find ways to make their black sheet cuter or more elegant than *that* loud bitch who lives across the street.

      Kim Kardashian is doing the only thing she knows how to do best aside from eat and fuck; try on clothes. These clothes happen to be in a Muslim country. Chill the fuck out, y’all.

  13. Snow J. Frost

    Seal Team 6, I believe you have your next target.

  14. MJB

    This is many a Middle Eastern man’s fantasy: an American whore who does all kinds of degrading things (i.e. human urinal) and looks like their women back home who in a million years they couldn’t “defile” this way.
    I’ve personally seen some of these guys go nuts in dance clubs harassing women. They make the Jersey Shore guys look like polite Victorian gentlemen.

    • I have to agree. Middle Eastern men (not Americanized ones, the fobs) in clubs are the absolute worst for that. They huddle around you in groups (strength in numbers?) and will grind on you so you can’t get out of their dry humping circle.

      • MJB

        Yep, you know what I’m talking about. LOL These guys have absolutely no game and think this will attract women. It’s one step away from bukkake.
        The first time this happened to me, a cute guy stepped in to ‘rescue me.’ It turned out to be a good thing b/c I ended up dating him!

    • Venom

      The university here in my town has seen fit to admit about half of Saudi Arabia into it and they are the worst guys ever. They are greasy, drink like fish and smoke like chimneys and hit on every woman in sight. They even ghetto up all their cars and all have personalized license plates. They especially love fat white girls.

      They are so much like ghetto black guys it is scary, except they are way more polite and don’t seem to commit any violent crime.
      I feel sorry for any women that get in their path.

      The Americanized ones from Iraq I would not trust within 20 feet of me if I were a woman, I swear 85% of them are rapists.

      • M3G4

        You know, not all of them are bad, scary and greasy like you said, most of them are good, you just see the rich snob ones, in their country they have no freedom ( well, maybe some ) so when they travel out side it’s like they can do what ever they want, besides most American girls are so slutty that you can’t judge them for hitting on them.

    • walter mitty

      Scary stuff, although not surprising. They treat women like dogs in their homeland, so it stands to reason they’ll do the same here. Traveling in packs to be able to push the limits as well. Savages!

      • 65474568

        You are all disgusting racists!!

      • M3G4

        Did you see them treating them like dogs ? or just based on some stupid movies that only show the fake Arab side ? they are human, but living in continues war may affect them !!

      • Venom

        M3G4, Walter is correct, for the most part they do treat their women like dogs.
        Just because you see the wives and daughters driving Mercedes and having nice clothes and jewelry does not mean everything is fine and dandy. There are a lot of underlying issues going on.

        One of my former business partners is Chaldean, (Iraqi Christian) and I knew him and his whole family very very well and he was a great guy, very nice to everyone. Knew the guy for years.

        One day his daughter who I was friends with called me up crying and told me she was going to run away. Her dad found out that she liked a white guy and did not want to have an arranged marriage and he and his son literally beat the living hell out of her. Her own brother beat and kicked her. They threatened to kill her if she did not stop seeing the guy and they were serious. She actually stashed suitcases full of clothes at my house for when she was going to run away because it was that bad. I eventually talked to him and talked her out of it, but she ended up having an arranged marriage to the guy they wanted because she feared her family.

        They are good people for the most part, especially when they are your friends, but there is something not 100% right with them. You can never trust them 100%.

      • Flounder

        Venom, why would you talk her out of running away if they had threatened to kill her?

      • M3G4

        Venom, One story don’t make up a whole nation, the story seem realistic, it’s happens sometimes, but not only to women, men also !! I can explain it to you fully, but I can’t on this site like this, the problem is everyone thinks he knows everything about Arabs, you asked them where did you learn that, he says the movies, well news to you buddy, movies lie.

      • M3G4

        Venom if you like me to explain add me on msn, and I can proof how oppressed they are.

    • Gary B

      These guys also have a saying “Women are for breeding, men are for fun”.

    • Emillio Estevez , Jr.

      I met many Saudis and Middle Eastern men , funny , no women in college . They had a great time with American women that thought they were exotic .
      In their country , women were either whores or virgins , nothing in – between. Several times , the Saudi’s / arabs would take advantage of women I knew and would date – rape them . There were other women that were eager to take the rich life they could bestow – especially compared to poor American college students.
      I think the Saudis would be very upset if we treated their women in the same manner .
      They are only here to use Americans in whatever way possible , then return to their country and live like princes . They actually despise us .

      • Mindy

        My husband and I are Muslim, take care of his sister’s child, our lovely niece, whose father died supporting and defending the good numbers of Pakistanis that support the United States, England, etc.. My husband hasn’t treated me with anything but respect and dignity, despite me being a normal, English, ‘white girl.’

        We do not despise anyone and do our best to add to society. We’d just like to live our lives with some happiness–the exact same as Jewish people, Christian people, or those of any other or no religious persuasion whatsoever. Some of the things written on this website are very sad and show great misunderstandings–and not just about Islam, either.

      • Mindy

        Also, if you knew of a rape, you needed to take your friend(s) to the hospital for a rape kit and contacted the police from there. There is absolutely zero excuse for letting a rapist go free to rape again.

  15. Buddy the Elf

    She has to cover up in the heat so the wax and makeup dont melt.

  16. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    Women who were burqas aren’t terrorists u racist idiot

  17. Venom

    Excellent, so there is a chance she might be stoned to death, this day is looking up.

  18. the rest of America

    Why is she news? Is leaking your own sex tape really that news worthy in this day and age.

    Come on Fish, you’re better than this. Leave this pee whore to Perez and those payola bottom feeders at x17.

  19. Kim Kardashian

    Hey all you dumbass arabs, I have a picture of Mohammed on the inside of my underpants, so every time I unleash a stinky taco bell fart it desecrates your dumbass ragheaded loser prophet. I dare you to stone me to death. In fact, I triple dog dare you! Salman Rushdie told me you arab queers are all pussies and don’t have the balls to do anything about it.
    (fart fart) there’s a nice filthy sanchez for your old pal Mohammed, courtesy of me and the 4 chalupas I had for lunch!

  20. ethermonk

    Hahahaha … good one, Fish! Like Republicans! Awesome, dude!

    Except … wait … shit … the majority of terrorist attacks ARE committed by ragheads:,_2011

    Facts are frustrating, aren’t they? And that list is missing all the violence against Christians by Muslims in the new and improved but just the same NON-DEMOCRATIC EGYPT.

    • walter mitty

      Give the guy a break…he’s gay and his dad is a preacher…what would you expect

    • Hey Hick Fuck You!

      You’re using Wikipedia as a source? Really? Wikipedia?

    • TomFrank

      There’s a difference between saying “all Arabs are terrorists” (which SW is saying Republicans believe) and “most terrorists are Arabs” (which is what you’re saying). Your argument is like saying since man-eating sharks are fish, all fish are potential man-eaters.

      Logic is frustrating, isn’t it? And as long as we’re relying on Wikipedia to make our cases, check out this page—

      Notice how there’s hardly anyone of Middle Eastern origin listed.

  21. Chris Lara

    lets get back at terrorism! lets fuck their women!!! HA!!!

  22. Dave

    i gotta pee

  23. kunta kinte

    B L A C K _ P E E com/watch?v=H7Aa7zP502w

  24. Dan

    Kim: The burqa is an improvement.

    Please wear this at all times.

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  26. krutboo

    For the sake of this comment, just assume that I’m not a college-educated individual with the mental capacity to realize not everyone who is Republican is a backwards, racist, subhuman who is not as enlightened as me.

    Or basically pretend I’m a douchebag pretentious liberal. *ducks*

  27. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    While I do not agree with any of the suprisingly violent posts for this story. These pictures did get me to leave a comment on here, which I thought I would never do. Both Kim and Kris appear to have a complete diregard for this sacred garb and the women who wear it. It’s not a fashion statement, but being that Kim is not college educated either, i am not surprised that she would think it is. Which brings me to another point. These women would not even BE famous if more of our country’s population were educated as well.
    Peace out.

  28. sean

    it think its a lil to late to try and cover up… lol cool porno btw i just watched it for free i like cheap skanky hoes lol they should hang her for wearing that

  29. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    It’s the husbands that are the terrorists, these chicks just stink.

  30. Tristyn

    The mother should be stoned for producing this “cum dumpster”

  31. Jamie

    Sorry fish but 12 credits at the local juco hardly makes you college educated…

  32. r

    you have done a sex tape we have seen it all no need to wear this outfit the middle east think your a disgrace like the western world.

  33. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    Best picture of her ever. Getting tired of seeing her plastic face.

  34. tlmck

    Someone should have told her that it is hip to be seen hiking near the Iranian border.

    • Venom

      You really think they want her there?
      They would ship her back First Class to us so fast it would make your head spin.
      The absolute last thing I think any country would want there is a Kardashian.

  35. sorry Richard, you're gonna want to turn away for this

    Kim K Superstar, rides again, and again (and will continue to do so whenever this WHORE is shoved upon us)

    I am 30 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was jealous of Paris Hilton so I put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

    My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

    My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family), and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity

  36. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    Well this is entertaining – the last thing I ever thought I would see Kim do is cover up. Maybe she could pick up a few lessons in modesty and dignity will she is there.

  37. Interesting

    Well this is entertaining – the last thing I ever thought I would see Kim do is cover up. Maybe she could pick up a few lessons in modesty and dignity while she is there.

  38. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    I am the Dread Pirate Roberts. There will be no survivors. My men are here, and I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors. All your worst nightmares are about to come true. The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your souls!

  39. WhateverYouSay

    Her huge ass with give away who she is…Then, they will stone the bitch.

  40. Kim Kardashian Burqa
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    Why can’t she hide herself and her fat ass like this all the time…

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  42. clockworkorange

    Even if you certainly have the mental capacity to realize that 99% of arabic people are terrorist, i still think that the title of the post is not clever, i will say that it is very studip and not funny at all

  43. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL FISH u imbecil….All this time i actually thought you were witty and smart….this artilce…says otherwise :)

    This article of yours spews out..IGNORANCE…

  44. cc

    I hope she’s over her way to Saudi Arabia to commit a serious crime.

  45. anonymous

    even that awful getup can’t hide her huge ass

  46. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    Googled this:
    1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.
    2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others.
    3. (formerly) a member of a political group in Russia aiming at the demoralization of the government by terror.
    4. an agent or partisan of the revolutionary tribunal during the Reign of Terror in France.

    I think she’s defined in point 2.

    I mean, the thought that one day she could reproduce frightens the shit out of me.

  47. Kim Kardashian Burqa
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I just be super lame and just point out these are not technically burqas? Burqas cover at least part of the face and sometimes all of it. Hijab is the general term that you want here, which refers to Islamic modesty clothes in a general way. Hijab is also used to refer to the body covering, and niqab or purdah specifically refers to the face veil. I don’t know why I’m trying to be serious on this site, but there ya go.

  48. nomore

    Ever heard of homophobia , well this is just plain and simple islamophobia .
    Open your minds and stop being so ignorant . There is enough hatred and poison in this world , you don’t need to make it worse by making fun of muslim women who wear the burqa out of respect for their religious beliefs and to being modest . So please think before you blog hateful things about muslims and Islam because it’s not right . What if someone was to spread hate about Jews , Christians , and etc. then all hell would break loose . But of course it is Okay to mock muslims any given day ! Spread the Love not the Hate . thanks

  49. If I were her, I wouldn’t get the burqa with the little silver doodads. It’ll make her ass look like a model of the night sky.

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