Kim Kardashian Sent ‘Very Personal’ Photos to Bret Lockett

June 9th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian threatened to sue InTouch after they ran an interview with New England Patriots safety Bret Lockett who claimed she cheated on Kris Humphries with him. This prompted Bret to call into TMZ and claim he has “concrete proof” to back up the story:

Lockett claims he has phone records, text messages and very personal cell phone pics of Kim — and if push comes to shove, he’s willing to present the evidence in court.

I like how Bret goes through the trouble of describing all the evidence he has to prove Kim is lying when all he needs to say is, “I’m black and drink a lot of Gatorade.” You don’t even need a lawyer at that point.

JUDGE: Mr. Lockett, I see you’re an African American male with functioning genitalia.
BRET: I am, your honor.
JUDGE: You win.

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. It had to be said

    Did the state make her paint her ass orange? Does it say “wide load” across the back?

    • KV

      LOL Amazing comment. Can’t stop laughing.

    • Whatever

      More like a warning for hazardous materials…

    • Joe

      I see her in this outfit and I am reminded of one of those long balloons when you squeeze the middle, both ends get inflated. Look at her and the belt in the pic and tell me she doesn’t remind you of that.

      You know clowns have been bending her into all sorts of shapes.

  2. ray

    first??

  3. CC

    AND WHO IN THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT GIANT POS NAKED!

  4. bing

    What a disgusting whore.

  5. Honestly, does anyone believe that Kim Kardashian has anything “personal” left? At this point, I’m surprised she hasn’t Tweeted her complete medical history just for the attention.

    “VD, VD, VD, sore throat and tennis elbow, VD, VD, fallen arches, VD, VD, VD, rugburned knees, unidentified fluid in eye, VD…”

    • Pippy Longcockings

      LMFAO!

    • Oola

      Iveska – YOU ARE HILLARIOUS! Chelsea Handler should hire you to save her show.

      RE: Bret Lockett’s evidence stash – If he times it right (like 24 hrs before the K&K wedding) he could sell his sexts&pics for bajillions of dollars! I hope Bret is on it.

      BTW: is the RayJ pissing on Kim porn film going to be shown during the rehersal dinner?

  6. two great calls from barely a week ago

    Michelle | May 27, 2011 at 9:26 am
    To be televised on the History channel because this wedding will be history before it is reality.

    Lisa | May 27, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    they won`t make it to the alter [...]

    POST IT, LOCKETT, OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

    • Cock Dr

      There will be a wedding. It’s the ultimate cash/swag/ratings grab. The fact that the blushing groom has even gotten this far means he’s just a big a famewhore as the K clan.
      She probably already has the guy’s signature on documents guaranteeing him X$ to go through with it.

  7. horny pig

    Her gut is catching up with her ass

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    telesputnik
    Commented on this photo:

    i detect no soul

  9. Barry

    She is falling out of that outfit. Stand back…she could explode any minute.

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    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s…. happening here?

    • Whatever

      Seriously… she thinks her gut hanging out in the middle is attractive? And the all the colors trying to distract from it? Whew……

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    christipants
    Commented on this photo:

    So the black guy’s urine tastes like Gatorade? Now it all makes sense. I mean, it’s got electrolytes. How could you NOT want it?

  12. wishbone

    If that lardass gets any bigger it will meet up with her cankles. She’s a disgusting whore who is delusional enough to believe that people like her. She’s a circus freak…hence the interest.

  13. Dank

    Who DOESN’T have personal pics of Kim? 90% of America has seen her twat, asshole and her doused in piss.

  14. UnholyKrep

    Lardo the Clown, en route to her 1 clown clown car. (with optional arse trailer in place)

  15. Any Guy

    if that vagiomach belt gives way, someone’s gonna lose an eye.

  16. stratacat

    I hope she donates her her body to science when she dies of every STD known to man plus 30 as yet unidentified forms of venereal disease.

    Side note: I would have cheated with Bret Lockett too. Have you seen his abs?

  17. TomFrank

    “This story about my cheating is as genuine as my boobs and ass—wait a minute…”

  18. Clarence Beeks

    she’s lied about so much, why should anyone believe her? Tell the TRUTH about your plastic surgery for starters, and maybe, just MAYBE I will start believing things you say Kim.

    ugh, I fucking can’t stand her.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s another Halloween outfit.

  20. RoboZombie

    Her ass is a train wreck! man, as she gets older, she’s going to need constant liposuction to keep her from falling over backwards when she stands up.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s just ridiculous. All of it. The whole scene.
    How did this happen? How did our western culture get infected like this? Am I guilty for simply commenting on the stories? I don’t even have cable for fuck’s sake.
    How did it come to this?

  22. Emilay

    I really couldn’t care less about her or her family anymore. They all drive me crazy. Kim, just stfu and leave us all alone.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    ANYTHING that destroys this plague upon America…and the World…
    I’m ALL FOR IT!

    Who is this thing?? What has she done (other than a “leaked” porn tape)? What makes her so famous? Because she, and apparently the rest of the family, (Hello Khloe aka Sasquatch), seem to REALLY like Black guys? Because she has a HUGE, FAT Ass??

    Really?? I don’t get it… Edie Falco got it right… she’s famous for sex… other than that, she’s done nothing, but in this now twisted “fame-whore” society, she has been elevated to a status she certainly has not earned…

    In other, more sensible times, she’d be known as nothing more than TRAILER TRASH!

  24. LJ

    I can’t wait for Kris Humphries to sell the ring on ebay.

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    robin
    Commented on this photo:

    does she know she looks like an asshole??

  26. As long as i saw her take a hot shower & scrub with lye, i’d do a lap around the track & maybe piss on her too when i was through.

    • Rancid

      Humpty Dummy had no class
      Humpty Dummy married a huge ass
      All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men
      pissed all over her again and again

  27. Rancid

    I can’t believe someone has evidence that this broad is a whore. Get Leonard Nimoy on the case. This is definitely “In Search of…”

  28. hmna

    Any cell phone pictures of that ass would have to use the panorama feature. Is there an app for that?

  29. She’s well on her way to achieving her goal of letting every current player in the NFL fuck and/or pee on her.

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    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    like looking into the eye of morador

  31. Lisa

    You can’t turn a hooker into a housewife.

  32. KV

    Well, one would think this woman learned something from the last time she took intimate pictures/videos. BTW her fashion sense is getting worst by the minute.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cheating Brett Lockett
    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    plastic galore!

  34. This attention whore will not be faithful to anyone. She constantly needs her ego stoked. Plus, she’ll always be looking for the bigger, better deal.

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    Ish Kabibble
    Commented on this photo:

    Heh heh. You said “titled.”

  36. she completely destroyed this outfit.

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE THOSE SHOES

  38. bdog821

    The fat chick behind Kardassian must have made the mistake of taking a picture of that ass. Also, check out the look on the face of the chick in the red dress. Priceless!

  39. Ponkur

    Why did she have to send him ‘private pics’ of herself? Does he not know how to google?

  40. josh

    She is such a disgusting filthy whore :-(

  41. Simole

    I swear her ass is growing exponentially. In two years it will cover two thirds of the worlds surface and block out the sun.

  42. How can anyone who released a sex tape where they get pee’d on still qualify any photo’s as “very personal”?

  43. Nicole

    This is the worst outfit ever!!! nothing matches… the shoes don’t go with it at all!!! Someone got dressed in the dark!

  44. See Alice

    She is circus freak deformed . I am mortified !

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    Jennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    She is such a pretty girl and this outfit is a disaster. It makes her look huge and tacky.

  46. Threatening to sue over pics of that Goodyear ass that the world has already seen a million times over. Good for a few weeks of magazine cover headlines at least.

    “Kim’s Turbulent Battle”
    “Her Fight For Privacy”
    “Inside Her Private (lol) Hell”… etc.

    … featuring a picture with her looking into the camera all serious like it’s the first time this stupid shit has ever happened and blah blah blah, ad nauseam.

  47. aristotrash

    It’s like a grape and an orange with a tumor.

  48. The Most Interesting

    Clearly another win for the Space Age: That belt is clearly made of something not of this Earth.

  49. puddleduck

    Her ass looks like a 30 lb bag of oranges.

  50. Mi Ma Maw

    DUMP TRUCK

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