Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday – Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in “The Apocalypse Scrolls.” – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according to TMZ. There was also talk of Kanye standing through the sunroof holding an AK-47 while a child army marches beside them, but then everyone went, “Let’s just have Kim show a bunch of tit.” No one ever saw those kids again.

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