Kim Kardashian’s Addicted To Breastfeeding
In the wake of North West’s carefully-orchestrated birth, there’ve been tons of stories floating around about Kim Kardashian, so per my duties as a journalist, I’m sticking to the one that will capture America’s heart. TMZ reports:
Kim Kardashian’s breasts have swelled to a record-sized G-CUP following her pregnancy — and sources close to the reality star tell TMZ, she LOVES whipping out her massive new mammaries for baby-suckling time.
Sources tell us, Kim’s taking to motherhood like a newborn to a nipple — in fact, she actively looks forward to her “feedings” with baby North West.
Granted, the pics above are from April and already Kim looked like she had to be careful around sharp corners, so I can understand the need to empty those things as quickly as possible. That said, TMZ points out Kim once tweeted this in 2010:
EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper
Although, again in Kim’s defense (Twice in one post. I’m getting soft.), it probably feels nice to have someone pay attention to her breasts for once let alone realize she even has them. “Hold up, girl, I didn’t know you had an ass upfront, too. And it feeds babies? Damn. What else you hiding up here… a vagina?! Get the fuck out.”