All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant

Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a wondrous and beautiful place where the right things happen to the right people. Page Six reports:

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian keeps herself perfectly plucked for the cameras, but now that she’s pregnant, her hormones have reportedly “triggered serious regrowth of body hair.”
… Hair can grow a lot faster in some pregnancies due to all the pills and vitamins that women take when pregnant.

But in case Kim Kardashian turning into a werewolf on top of Kanye West ditching her with his bundle of Rogaine isn’t enough schadenfreude, here’s Nick Lachey confirming to Details that her entire existence is opportunistic famewhoring:

DETAILS: In Kardashian Konfidential, Kim traces her fame to a date with you in 2006 that showed up in the tabloids the next day. Can we blame you for her ubiquity?
Nick Lachey: That’s one way to interpret it. Let’s just say this: We went to a movie. No one followed us there. Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside. [Laughs] There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well.

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