All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant

April 18th, 2013 // 83 Comments

Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a wondrous and beautiful place where the right things happen to the right people. Page Six reports:

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian keeps herself perfectly plucked for the cameras, but now that she’s pregnant, her hormones have reportedly “triggered serious regrowth of body hair.”
… Hair can grow a lot faster in some pregnancies due to all the pills and vitamins that women take when pregnant.

But in case Kim Kardashian turning into a werewolf on top of Kanye West ditching her with his bundle of Rogaine isn’t enough schadenfreude, here’s Nick Lachey confirming to Details that her entire existence is opportunistic famewhoring:

DETAILS: In Kardashian Konfidential, Kim traces her fame to a date with you in 2006 that showed up in the tabloids the next day. Can we blame you for her ubiquity?
Nick Lachey: That’s one way to interpret it. Let’s just say this: We went to a movie. No one followed us there. Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside. [Laughs] There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Clearly the solution is a bigger laser. MUCH bigger. Like maybe that one the Navy was using to shoot down drones last week. Best case scenario, Kim is back to hairless splendor. Better case she’s vaporized into a puff a ash that smell like burned hair and pork rinds.

  2. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    this woman looks like a tank :P

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    some black guy
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    Im trying hard to stop being mean to people on these blogs but Im sorry. she looks utterly ridiculous. She looks like an upright horse. Pregnant women are normally beautiful but she looks so so swful

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    Nurse Jackie
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    Damn, what happened to Playboy Kim?

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    mark
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    Chubby Gumby?

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    mark
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    What a vain woman.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    why is she looking older than her mother?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LIPS – IT IS DISGUSTING

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    Superman Skeptic
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    “Ho ho ho,”
    Green Giant!

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    OMG
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    Poor child, she is just tightening its space to grow. That is a shameful behavior for a mother to be. Plus its not like its hiding how HUGE she has gotten.

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    Me
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    She is starting to look like a woman who’s had wayyyy too much plastic surgery. Her mouth looks like an ad for silicone.

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