All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant

April 18th, 2013 // 83 Comments

Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a wondrous and beautiful place where the right things happen to the right people. Page Six reports:

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian keeps herself perfectly plucked for the cameras, but now that she’s pregnant, her hormones have reportedly “triggered serious regrowth of body hair.”
… Hair can grow a lot faster in some pregnancies due to all the pills and vitamins that women take when pregnant.

But in case Kim Kardashian turning into a werewolf on top of Kanye West ditching her with his bundle of Rogaine isn’t enough schadenfreude, here’s Nick Lachey confirming to Details that her entire existence is opportunistic famewhoring:

DETAILS: In Kardashian Konfidential, Kim traces her fame to a date with you in 2006 that showed up in the tabloids the next day. Can we blame you for her ubiquity?
Nick Lachey: That’s one way to interpret it. Let’s just say this: We went to a movie. No one followed us there. Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside. [Laughs] There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    eek

  2. cookie

    Q: What did Kim K’s right leg say to her left leg?
    A: Nothing, they have never been together!

  3. Randal

    Kim’s quite a confident woman from a career that has seen her grow from a lady into the beautiful woman she is today, and I’m quite sure a little extra growth isn’t going to make her miss a beat.

    Randal

    • Either this is the most sarcasm-laced comment ever or you are seriously delusional

    • Steadfast in his desire to portray any celebrity in an completely unrealistic light .Bravo!
      Please defend the Boston Bombers for us next ! I think that would be a tour de force

    • Randal(l)

      Kim’s quite a fat sack o’ shit in a “career” that has seen her grow from a cow to Titan, Saturn’s largest moon that she is today, and I’m quite sure a little extra fatback isn’t going to make her miss a meal

      Randal(l)

  4. I think I speak for the entire internet community when I say:
    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. Gigantic turquoise WHORE explosion, run for cover !! MoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  6. Cock Dr

    Looking more and more like a camel…and that’s not just because of the big growing humps in the torso.
    Camels probably make a noise much like that of bovines…..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. Kel

    Pregnancy is forcing her to revert to the gorilla that she really is.

  8. Cher X

    Okay she’s obviously thriving on the fact that people are paying attention to her – hence the tight outfits. And she’s trying to make a ton of money off the weight loss after the baby.

    But that face, oh that face. She’s looking more and more like her Mom. Not good.

  9. cc

    Breaking ground in the field of maternity wear…breaking A LOT of ground.

  10. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    PJ Bandit
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    To protect it from predators evolution prepared the cow well to blend in with its natural environment of lush green fields… wait…

  11. I know everyone is constantly talking about her weight gain, but I am more fixated on her weird face. What the hell has she done to her face??? She is constantly tweaking it and making herself look like a ginormous weirdo.

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently even her feet and ankles need girdling.

  13. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    that guy is a well known late term abortion doctor.

  14. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Ben Dover
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    Ishmael get ye harpoon

  15. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Smapdi
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    Surely any laser powerful enough to burn hair off this sow would be better placed on the shores of California to take out incoming North Korean missiles.

  16. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    PJ Bandit
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    The American Bridge Company called. They want the cable keeping her dress together back. They have to start building the bridge deck.

  17. Let’s blow the whale up with dynamite….KABOOM!

  18. chicka

    I understand that you have to take a lot of pictures to get all the wraparound angles… but jesus, my pupils are burned.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Kim,
    Well i guess that’s one way to get rid of your skanky ass leg eczema – blow up like a fat pig.

  20. It grew back because she’s Armenian.

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    Deacon Jones
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    10 bucks says she sees this photo and goes home and starts cutting herself.

  22. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Makeitgoaway
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    Backward pregnancy: a syndrome by which an unborn baby is so embarrassed by its parentage that it asked the mother’s uterus to hide behind her.

  23. lilgrandma

    She a pregant HOE! with no shame what’s so ever!! kanye should be ashame of himself too but got what he wanted LOL!! what she doing is you want to see a hoe will she showing us.B/c now she depends on our 4 cents fr the haters!It’s fun to read the comments and so true :)She should get the fuck out of here and her nasty,fake family! Men there are pussy’s or run away LOL!!There are too many beautiful n youngers girls out there not a nasty,fake hoe like you kim!!kimis getting OLD!!! her face is not her anymore she looks like a DONKEY!!!

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    you can see the 2 pairs of industrial spanx shes got on, what a vapid silly cow…that child doesnt have a chance

  25. Yo, Kim, I’mma let you finish, but this is the best news I’ve heard all day. ALL DAY!

  26. Attention: All comments regarding Kim Kardashian shall henceforth be preceeded by a variant of “Moo”.
    Acceptable entries are: Moo; Mooooooo; MOOOOoooo; MOOOO!!!111; Mooo-fucking-MOOOO, etc.

    Thank you,
    The Superficial’s made up Comments Ombudsman

  27. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Meshuggah Tits
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    It seems “Cash Cow Green” is the new black.

  28. South Park was wrong. Kanye doesn’t like fishsticks. He likes manatee tits.

  29. Good God Almighty. Amazing that ANYONE finds this monstrosity appealing in any way whatsoever. Hideous does not even begin to describe this.

  30. What would be ironic would be if the kid rejected the famewhore life and did something worthwhile with his life , like curing Alzheimer’s or creating clean energy sources .

  31. Whatever

    That’s some serious curves… Too bad the head is so small. Not fitting the porportions at all. And four boobs? Seriously?

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    CK
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    Jesus Ass Christ!

  33. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    joe
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    What a disgusting fat pig. Enough with the tight clothes.

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey!

    It’s Earthquake from Samurai Showdown!

  35. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    What the what
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    And she claimed she weighed 140 pounds? Her ass alone must weigh 140 pounds. DAY-UM!

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    steel murkin
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    Wait. Aren’t green M&Ms supposed to make you horny?

  37. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    Keep publishing pics of this utterly useless cow, and gawd is gonna get ya, super. get ya big dime.

  38. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    Even though I’m not a big fan of Kim Kardashian, I am even less a fan of Kanye West. And when the time comes, I hope she rakes him over the coals for child support. Just give him a good, solid, bloody ass-fucking!

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    Dr. Fields
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    Get this stupid uneducated piece of narcissistic trash some maternity clothes, she looks ridiculous.
    Why squish into spandex, you look retarded.
    WHY do this to your child?

  40. anonym

    yeah man.

    Armenians do have hairy arms and mustaches

  41. anonym

    WTF is up with the obsession with her.

    she looks like an ordinary fat latina

  42. Daya

    No joke, the ad that popped up to the right of this picture is for a plus size women’s clothing retailer.

  43. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    The Winchester
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    Interesting to note that her face looks like the “human” masks the visitors wore in the original “V” mini series. Like, the fake one covering the fake lizard face, the actor would rip off to reveal said lizard.

  44. Pregnancy is disgusting. Whether it’s Kim K or any woman out there. it ruins bodies and turns them into atrocious human incubators.

  45. anonymous

    So is the color of this dress listed as manatee green?

  46. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
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    what.the.hell? Does she own a mirror?

  47. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Weight Gain Tight Green Dress
    Stepmom
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    Does she have a clue how pathetic she looks….can she afford a 3way mirror?

  48. tzm

    I miss Paris H, back when Kimtrashian was NOT HEARD NOR SEEN.

  49. Freebie

    Her face is getting weirder and wierder looking.

  50. Reg Dunlop

    Don’t you know who I am??? I’m Gumby God damn it !!!!!

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