Kim Kardashian Is Blonde If Anyone Gives A Shit Which You Shouldn’t
“Oh, no, the paparazzi.”
“Bitch, do not acteth like thou did not calleth upon them thyself. *sips tea with pinky up* Mmm, yes, Unimpressed European Kanye like.”
Here’s a blonde Kim Kardashian in Paris, and now that I hyperlinked those words for maximum SEO, my work here is done because there’s literally nothing else that needs to be said here. She’s pulled out her vagina – twice – and now we’re supposed to be impressed that Kim Kardashian has access to hair dye? Fucketh that. I have a driveway to shovel. *ties barrel of whiskey around Photo Boy’s neck* MUSH!
Photos: Splash News