“Look to the cookie.”
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That dress should be burned it would not be flattering on ANYBODY and most def NOT on that woman.
That’s actually a fab dress. Just not on her.
wow what a fat fucking cunt.
It will be interesting to see how the ass implants interact with the rest of her body blowing up.
Sweet Christ! It’s a giant walking big toe!
I feel so sorry for this calf/child.
“Anyone see my baby’s daddy?? Anyone?”
“Oh, he’s long gone. He said something like “da baby aint mine” and then got thrown in jail.”
i didn’t know Jabba had legs?
I thought that was Orca the whale reincarnated.
somewhere someone just realized they have a deep desire to pee on a killer whale.
Cue her publicist’s unflattering image removal request in 3…2…
You know she is doing this so she can get a huge multimillion dollar deal to lose weight after she gives birth. She will be all over magazine covers talking about her weight struggles and how hard she worked to lose the weight. Already bored.
there are some women who look great pregnant, she is not one of them.
Likening Kim Kardashboard to black and white cookies is an unfair comparison. Black and white cookies are really tasty. Go to your nearest Kosher delicatessen and buy one. They go great with coffee or milk!
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All the more reason for Kanye to continue fapping at her video.
KIM K, SUPERSTAR
I am 32 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.
My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!
Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.
My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.
I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.
Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.
I stole $120k from Sonja Norwood’s (Ray J and Brandy’s mother) credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything, but we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of our clothing line is made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip-off from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!
I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar
You’ve got mental issues…seek professional help you fcking psycho.
It’s called copy and paste. This diatribe comes up on the site periodically.
She’s just getting ready a bit early for Halloween. She’s going as a killer whale.
The Killer Whale look is a knockout! Seriously folks, if she bumps into you, her fat, pregnant ass will knock you out!
OMG! She looks like a killer whale with lipstick!
it’s probably just fat and she’s too early to show
A remake of Free Willy? I’m in!
I for one am looking forward to Free Willy 5
Jesus Christ! Is this real?
That’s No Moon, Han Solo
She’s only 5 foot 2 and her ass is that huge. It’s not right.
For someone who is so into fashion she really needs to learn how to dress for pregnancy, she is getting big fast!!
This is the saddest attempt at camouflage I’ve ever encountered. Seriously. I mean, I remember a while back Jessica Simpson tried a very similar gambit with a purse. But THIS is pathetic…holy fuck…
If you squint, just the black half of the dress looks like 1 human with a gigantic ass.
QUIT. FUCKING. EATING. you’re not eating for two, you’re eating for one plus a fetus the size of a fucking kumquat. what’s a kumquat, you say? okay…terms you understand. you’re eating for one plus a fetus the size of a …testical?
Trying to copy beyonce’s grammy look, but not working out for her
here’s the one I was talking about, ha ha…
Who cares how pregnant she is, she knows how to stay relevant; as long as it’s tight in the ass she’s golden. (Pun intended.)
I showed this photo to a field of cows and they all went MOOO!
She’s auditioning for her own spot as the main attraction.for sea world …
She literally in her own protective bubble now as well as figuratively. Maybe the kid, in a few years, will tell her she didn’t like being a whore baby.
I bet she doesn’t wipe her ass well.
Is she pregnant in her ass or…?
I personally find this post and the comments on this post absolutely disgusting, you are all so disrespectful and immature to say such cruel things about a pregnant woman. Some of the comments on this post are so cruel and hurtful, especially the ones that mention Kim’s baby as a cow, that is such a horrible thing to say and you all should be ashamed.
Holy Fuck Batman ! !
I’d slam my face into that HUGE fat ass IF it wasn’t STD corroded and such.
Read that a vaginal delivery helps SQUEEZE out fluid from the baby’s lungs- a good thing. Her kid will FLY out so damm fast without even hitting a side…….
ORCA! And looks like it swallowed the rest of the pod too.
Kanye’s seed has ruined Kim K.
Good grief, she is in need of a stylist AND a mirror. A woman who is pregnant does NOT drape herself in white fabric. How could anyone possibly believe she is a fashion designer when she can’t even dress herself? A poor excuse for a “business woman”
THAT’S what you call “Double Stuff”!!!
When i saw this picture i thought they were doing a remake of Batman and the Penquin
You all wish your women had a body as hot as hers. She pregnant…chicks gain weight when they get pregnant..grow up… she still looks hotter than all of your women combined.
I think all of these people’s “women” combined would look like some horrific mutant
Oh good, yet another post on Kim kartrashian. It’s so important to stay up to date on what party she’s hosting, who she’s using, or her trashy sex tape
Padded underwear lines are obvious. She must have kevlar under there!
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