Bitch, Didn’t Kanye Tell You No More Whorin’?!

March 6th, 2014 // 38 Comments
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Here’s Kim Kardashian coming out the front door of Barry’s Bootcamp where the paparazzi were conveniently waiting to snap pics of her with slightly less makeup on so it looks like she actually works out. Which is horseshit because below is Minka Kelly also leaving a gym in Los Angeles looking sweaty as all hell, and she’s a woman in fantastic shape with breasts that are at least half the size of Kim’s who is dry as a bone. So if you think I’m insinuating that Kim was paid to endorse Barry’s Bootcamp because she’ll do anything for money, you’re goddamn right I am. I said it right in the fucking headline. I’d hire a skywriter, but not all of us have butterfly dick money like you, LaBeouf.

Photos: RAAK/AKM-GSI

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  1. That’s still not as bad as when J-Woww got photographed after a “workout” holding a cigarette.

  2. Also here is Blac Chyna’s bio for those of you (like me) who have no fuckin’ clue who she is:

    Blac Chyna (born in Washington, D.C., on May 11, 1988) is a stripper turned video-girl who is currently dating the rapper Tyga. She is also best friends with Kim Kardashian and close to the entire family.

  3. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Huge Fake Asses Yoga Pants Barrys Bootcamp
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    I guess NIcki Minaj’s cut of the profits would’ve been too big, so Kim chose the only other person in the world whose ass would not be completely dwarfed by her enormous, revolting disasster of a posterior.

  4. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Huge Fake Asses Yoga Pants Barrys Bootcamp
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what we could learn about astrophysics by having those two disgusting slags press their asses together.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I will bet my soul that is an ass implant.

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    J
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    Good God how gross!

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    J
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    Sorry ladies but wearing black does not make you look slimmer.

  8. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Huge Fake Asses Yoga Pants Barrys Bootcamp
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    That’s fucking disgusting.

    • What what? I never thought I’d see the day when The Superficial’s very own self-admitted ass-aficionado would make such a call. Coco yes, but Blac Chyna no? They’re some confusing standards, but good on you for having any

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    Blac Chyna is passable from the front, but still they’re both gross. I need to picture of Coco to cleanse my pallet after this.

  10. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Huge Fake Asses Yoga Pants Barrys Bootcamp
    Angry Beaver
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    Ever since she squeezed out Kanye’s kid, she’s been looking rough
    rode hard and put away wet. Brother needs to ease up on that
    shit or he won’t be able to pimp her out to millionaire geezers.

  11. gg

    i think she looks great without all the makeup on her face

  12. Swearin

    “Look, just because my girl likes to squeeze in a workout after a long day spent milking Khloe, and is able to stay hydrated by drinking the purest water of the Brandywine River, thus enabling her to return home and sing a Tookish lullaby to North while putting her to sleep in her woven-wicker cradle- HOLD UP…!” – Kanye West

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    Angry Beaver
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    I see the Kuntrashian tradition of surrounding yourself with beastly
    ugly chicks continues. I mean seriously, WTF is that thing? It looks
    like one those alien babies with fake boobs bolted on. My dick just
    crawled back in.

  14. ben dover

    I hate this fat ass but I gotta say she looks a little better without her whore make up on

  15. tyrone

    Pictures of Kim always make me have to pee.

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    How low is your stock in the fame game when you are reduced to hanging out with this creature?

  17. She actually looks better without makeup – gorgeous woman. But yeah, something wrong with her. Who the hell knows why, but she aint happy since hooking up with Moron West. Who would be, with that complete utter retard?

    • Ralph

      First, her face is man-made…with or without makeup. She has been stuffed, polished, plumped, waxed (or maybe NoNo!) , nipped and tucked by the best technicians her whore money can buy.

      Secondly, she picked Moron West. Their union supported the fame & publicity that has made her who she is.

      Please don’t hint that she should be pitied.

      • Everything you have noted here is either opinion or conjecture. Check out pictures of KK when she was a teenager and you’ll see there just isn’t that much difference. And once you’ve done that, please go away.

      • Yup, agree. She’s obviously naturally curvaceous and deliciously so I might add. Women with those body types will never get work done because they’ll tend to think – mistakenly – that they’re already too large in those areas. Face, different matter, but probably not much.

  18. browsandbro's

    Gawd it looks SO LAME when WHITE girls go putting this fake blonde hair in their head…it’s even more of a turn off, gross, stupid and lame when a black chick does it!

  19. whatthe

    Nobody strolls out looking like they just had their hair and makeup done after they worked out.
    I’m in good shape, and I have shiny skin and sweaty hair after every workout.

  20. Another post worthy of a #micdrop. Preach it, Fish, preach.

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    Courtkney
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    What is wrong with the middle of her face? Did she wear makeup to work out and not realize that shit would rub off?

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    mikeJ
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    damn shes hot

  23. Kim Kardashian Blac Chyna Huge Fake Asses Yoga Pants Barrys Bootcamp
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    …because black is slimming…duuuuh.

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    Becca
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    We need to replace Black girls like this with Lupita Nyong’o types now. I’m over it.

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    Juniper
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    She pretends to work out? Makes sense – don’t know why it never occurred to me before. I suppose because it’s just so … pathetic.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she is starting to look like a boxer after a fight

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    Mama Pinkus
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    they both look like freaks

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    ALLIE B
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    GLAD TO SEE KANYE FINALLY SEES AS A WHORE. THE ENTIRE WORLD KNEW THAT YEARS AGO. AND HE MUST BE SO PROUD THAT SHE IS THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD. CAN;T WRITE ANYMORE AS I HAVE TO GO THROW UP NOW.

  29. KellyHaha

    Holy shit can all articles be written this straight forward please? Love the attitude!

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