Bitch, Didn’t Kanye Tell You No More Whorin’?!

Here’s Kim Kardashian coming out the front door of Barry’s Bootcamp where the paparazzi were conveniently waiting to snap pics of her with slightly less makeup on so it looks like she actually works out. Which is horseshit because below is Minka Kelly also leaving a gym in Los Angeles looking sweaty as all hell, and she’s a woman in fantastic shape with breasts that are at least half the size of Kim’s who is dry as a bone. So if you think I’m insinuating that Kim was paid to endorse Barry’s Bootcamp because she’ll do anything for money, you’re goddamn right I am. I said it right in the fucking headline. I’d hire a skywriter, but not all of us have butterfly dick money like you, LaBeouf.