It’s Kim Kardashian’s Butt In A Bikini

April 2nd, 2012 // 107 Comments

Probably the most elusive shots of Kim Kardashian are ones from behind where she’s in a bikini but not pre-arranging the sale of them therefore picking which shots are made public. Which is really just a fancy way of me explaining why these are grainy as hell yet I still paid money for them because hate her all you want, you people will gawk at that ass. It’s like a black hole for your eyes; you can’t escape it and I’m pretty sure time bends the closer you get to it. On that note, I also tossed in a couple shots of pregnant Kourtney because her butt is literally a Mini-Me of Kim’s. If I ever made love to it, I’m pretty sure I’d call it Verne then get mad if it didn’t drunkenly pee off a scooter.* I have needs.

*Apparently this clip is impossible to find now which makes me wonder why we even have an Internet.

**UPDATE: A HA!

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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    keijo
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    hahaaaaa, there you go fatsos

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    richie
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    Nasty

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    richie
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    dat sum big aze yo!

  4. mel

    once again, the bigger the ass, the more pungent and utterly rancid the aroma. i don’t like big butts because looking at them immediately reminds me of the horrid stench of feces. when kim logs out, the odor most certainly is fetid enough to peel the paint off of bathroom walls. she smells like shit…there simply is no getting around that fact. you’d best wear a gas mask when removing her panties. her cornhole is probably just as enormous as her ass cheeks. it no doubt gapes to well over a full metre both horizontally and vertically. she therefore must have absolutely no control over when her grain silo-sized turds fall from it.

    now her sister’s ass is quite beautiful and i’d assume creates no repugnant smells whatsoever. with that in mind, i’d definitely sodomize it with my tongue!

    • electricgrl

      You’re grossed out by the smell of feces, but you’d love to stick your tongue in her ass? Sounds about right.

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    MIDGETPORNSKANK
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    THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING .DO SOME LUNGES FER CHRISSAKES.ITS ALREADY A FEW INCHES FROM THE GROUND WITH SUCH SHORT STUMPY LEGS.JUST GET A WHEELBARROW & GIVE UP.

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    MIDGETPORNSKANK
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    SHE’S BUILT LIKE A BRICK PISSHOUSE WITH THE LIL’ ‘GATOR ARMS & LEGS.’ COVER THAT SHIT UP .YA’LL LOOK LIKE A SUMO WRESTLING MIDGET.

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    el
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    bla bla blah

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    Grand Poobah
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    if her tight spandex swimsuit bottoms let go there is going to be a tsunami in Cali

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    Grand Poobah
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    Their faces look like they must be related….

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    Kevin
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    Nothing more gross than a pregnant women in a bikini or naked on a magazine cover. Fuckin nasty. I’d say have some self respect but look who I’d be saying it to.

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    COURTNEYfan
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    no need to be clear to masturbate, enough to think of COURTNEY and dream of HER to cum immediately;

  12. superchicken

    More cottage cheese there than the the fridge backstage at The View.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Holy ass injections, Batman !!

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    americana
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    A female Sasquatch in her natural habitat?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    add about a foot to her height and she’d be stunning but here she looks like a troll

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    Dude_seriously
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    In 2012 hot a$$ curves on a woman are “gross”? I don’t care how big it is. At least it ain’t a pancake. That booty is gorgeous.

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    mark
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    I agree, the butt looks good to me. There are reasons to hate Kim K and her annoying family, but her arse isn’t one of them. It is curious though how the photos are always grainy – perhaps intentionally to obscure the dimples or implants? Oh, it boggles the mind.

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    Grand Poobah
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    looks like she is making a shelf so I can set down my beer

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    Grand Poobah
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    that blue bathing suit will never be the same again after that experience

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    rich
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    I’m not sure what this picturew means but it isn’t all that attractive in a bikini.

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    chmod
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    Its blurry cause the gravity from her ass bends light, thus proving E=mc^2.

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    DK
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    Her butt is her asset. Her best part. Love Kim. She is the best!

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    i love pregnant chicks. You get the free ride while some the trailblazer has to pay the child support !!!

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    Bruce Jenner
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    Well, she looks ok from the rear. Though I don’t know who wants to see a pregnant woman in a bikini. I don’t even want to see one fully dressed.

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    Bruce Jenner
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    When I see a butt like that all I can think is “personal playground!”

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    Dick Hell
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    If you guys keep impregnating ugly women this nightmare will never stop. Remember, only breed with 5s or higher.

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    Ralph
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    I’d motorboat Kim’s ass and then politely request that she fart directly on my tongue. Great times.

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    marie
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    dnt be mean we wmen give u kids,maybe if men got preg be the same look,u guys wouldnt sayit2ur mums or sis’s.but Kadashans r fake ugly fat hos got2 accept they r natrly big and ugly and surgery ruins skin and sags ages u!

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    I bet you can find LESS CRACK at the neighborhood crack house!!

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    Jack Ketch
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    Yep, mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo. Seriously, who is giving the Moos the thumbs-down. Kim ??? Is that you ??? All Moos should be given thumbs-up, non ?

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    woof woof
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    This photo makes me masturbate so bad

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    This is the dawning of the Age of Assquarious, the Age of Assquarious, Assquaaarrrriooooouusss

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    Cat
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    Damn you guys are bitches I wish I looked like that

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