Probably the most elusive shots of Kim Kardashian are ones from behind where she’s in a bikini but not pre-arranging the sale of them therefore picking which shots are made public. Which is really just a fancy way of me explaining why these are grainy as hell yet I still paid money for them because hate her all you want, you people will gawk at that ass. It’s like a black hole for your eyes; you can’t escape it and I’m pretty sure time bends the closer you get to it. On that note, I also tossed in a couple shots of pregnant Kourtney because her butt is literally a Mini-Me of Kim’s. If I ever made love to it, I’m pretty sure I’d call it Verne then get mad if it didn’t drunkenly pee off a scooter.* I have needs.
*Apparently this clip is impossible to find now which makes me wonder why we even have an Internet.
**UPDATE: A HA!
Photos: Fame/Flynet
Don’t forget to put out your recycling. You’ve had that sack of bacon drippings under the sink for a year!
Poor kid… What has been seen cannot be unseen…
That is so disgusting. I would fuck it with Chris Browns gay dick.
Seriously, have they never heard of full-coverage bikini bottoms? Even for fat asses like KK, they do exist. No excuses.
If we look closely, we can see signs of life have emerged…
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m digging your consistency at interjecting cattle vocalizations on KK posts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=ZA5v0bZij40
You beat me to it !!
Dear LORD, cover those things up now!
Do you think she just walks around with her ass always toward the camera?
Her legs look like the Penguin’s hands…
She looks fantastic from the front, but her rear view is just gross. That ass is fucking nasty. Lumpy and huge. Blech.
for someone who’s always spotted coming out of the gym (with a full on face of make up) her legs look like she hasn’t worked out in years. you’d think there would be at least some muscle tone.
some people just don’t get muscle. I had a roommate in college who ran for hours, and was thin, but her legs looked like stakes. It sucks for them.
lol..
Koutrney’s ass/love handles looks like one of thos shots from People of Walmart that show the 300 pound truck drivers secretly wearing panties as they’re bending over.
General relativity has proven that large celestial objects and her ass can bend space-time.
You need at least 6 inches of cock for the tip of it to even get to the vag opening with those big ol’ ass cheeks.
So you’re beat, then..
Thief.
you could fall in ! I’d take a rope and tie it around my waist in case I slipped and fell in
Dear Kim,
You’re a fat piss drinker with a pock-marked ass.
Sincerely,
Reality
I feel like Fish has just discovered a new planet…
Her ass looks like one of those silver party balloons that’s slowly losing helium.
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/02/Smalfut-238_267.jpg[/img]
What they saw on the other side.
That was before the whole body waxing spa appointment.
Hard to tell those K sisters apart sometimes.
Well, that just ruined my appetite for Easter ham.
For some reason, when I saw this photo of her ass, “Thus Spoke Zarathrusta”, particularly the timpani.
Example at :20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o09L-hkrzhw
That’s a lot of butt. I mean, a whole lotta butt.
wanna whole lotta butt, wanna whole lotta butt, wanna whole lotta butt. Way down inside… woman… You need… buuuuuuuuuuutttttt. Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man.
*my apologies to LZ for that
Moby Dick was written for that ass.
Left cheek: They call me Ishmael. Right cheek: In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth.
I have serious doubts whether drumsticks would bounce off that.
I don’t care what any of you say, I’d bang that until the end of time!
Hit that and you’d be surfing on a wave of ass flab
How to profit on their murder notoriety? Film a a2m golden shower movie then traipse around with your freakish ass hanging out. Throw in a couple of fake marriages and pre-teen tease pics and you’re set for life. Ron and Nicole died in agony so these pigs can expose their twats. Am I lying?
And the moron who runs this site PAID for these pics?
Well you looked at them didn’t you? That’s what the money was spent for.
She’s got Kim’s ass – but on the front.
that doesn’t look right
See?!?
THIS is what happens when you decide to give the Photoshop expert the day off!
You know, I was just thinking, she looks a wee bit fuglier than she did in that bikini ad that was floating around yesterday. Just a bit, sort of a bit like the distance between here and Cape Horn.
whoa i had no idea she was that huge.
I’m the same height as Kim and had a nightmare that I had a huge ass like Kim. She’s eats a lot to maintain her huge ugly behind!
Fat arse.
Gorilla in the Mist
Get you Cottage Cheese Here, Cottage Cheese. Get Your Cottage Cheese Here.
go’damn, that is built for sex!!!
It’s bigger than me!
-Little Kid
http://www.viddler.com/v/e6e4df6
skinny back fat front
apparently the paparazzi in the dominican republic haven’t acquired digital cameras with megapixels higher than .5
too blurry i find this difficult to masturbate to
not for me!
It’s funny how tits that are visible from behind are okay but an ass that’s visible from the front is not.
It’s fat and fatter, and I’m not sure which is which. Also, what’s with the weird huge rolls on her hips? She’s disgusting.
is that cottage cheese, or just a bad implant job ?
those are sweet, sweet lipo scars
…and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
shes pregnant
No!!!!! Really?????
Are those lipo treatment scars there?
Why haven’t the Raiders signed her up to play nose tackle?
That is fucking disgusting.
evidently it isn’t all about mass and volume.
there were those laura prepon pics from earlier today that were
just delightful. most excellent butt. yet somehow we are all aware mila kunis is way hotter when she obviously isn’t in the same league with these bitches as far as ass & titties go
I thought you said that lumpy boxcar was IN a bikini? More like that bikini is going for a ride ON that caboose.
nasty butt injections, just like that trashy video ho Angel Lola Luv. EXACTLY like her whacked out injections http://yadigg.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/flatbooty.jpg
Wow bunch of homos on this site.
I’d eat that ass and give her a ride on the magic stick.
That ass is in serious need of my big ol’ fat black deeeeeeeeiiiiick
That’s fucking disgusting! Who the fuck would want to fuck that piece of shit? I’ve seen better looking Hookers and Whores than this fucking Cunt. What the hell do people see in this used-up Slut? Fuck Off and Die you Ugly Bitch!