It’s Kim Kardashian’s Butt In A Bikini

April 2nd, 2012 // 107 Comments

Probably the most elusive shots of Kim Kardashian are ones from behind where she’s in a bikini but not pre-arranging the sale of them therefore picking which shots are made public. Which is really just a fancy way of me explaining why these are grainy as hell yet I still paid money for them because hate her all you want, you people will gawk at that ass. It’s like a black hole for your eyes; you can’t escape it and I’m pretty sure time bends the closer you get to it. On that note, I also tossed in a couple shots of pregnant Kourtney because her butt is literally a Mini-Me of Kim’s. If I ever made love to it, I’m pretty sure I’d call it Verne then get mad if it didn’t drunkenly pee off a scooter.* I have needs.

*Apparently this clip is impossible to find now which makes me wonder why we even have an Internet.

**UPDATE: A HA!

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. cc

    Don’t forget to put out your recycling. You’ve had that sack of bacon drippings under the sink for a year!

  2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Kourtney Pregnant
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    Poor kid… What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  3. Mitch

    That is so disgusting. I would fuck it with Chris Browns gay dick.

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    YoMamma
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    Seriously, have they never heard of full-coverage bikini bottoms? Even for fat asses like KK, they do exist. No excuses.

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    Lissa
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    If we look closely, we can see signs of life have emerged…

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    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Kourtney Pregnant
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    Dear LORD, cover those things up now!

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    Do you think she just walks around with her ass always toward the camera?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Her legs look like the Penguin’s hands…

  10. Clarence Beeks

    She looks fantastic from the front, but her rear view is just gross. That ass is fucking nasty. Lumpy and huge. Blech.

    • mrsmass

      for someone who’s always spotted coming out of the gym (with a full on face of make up) her legs look like she hasn’t worked out in years. you’d think there would be at least some muscle tone.

      • Clarence Beeks

        some people just don’t get muscle. I had a roommate in college who ran for hours, and was thin, but her legs looked like stakes. It sucks for them.

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    Deacon Jones
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    lol..

    Koutrney’s ass/love handles looks like one of thos shots from People of Walmart that show the 300 pound truck drivers secretly wearing panties as they’re bending over.

  12. Wile E. Coyote

    General relativity has proven that large celestial objects and her ass can bend space-time.

  13. Cardinal Fang

    You need at least 6 inches of cock for the tip of it to even get to the vag opening with those big ol’ ass cheeks.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Dear Kim,

    You’re a fat piss drinker with a pock-marked ass.

    Sincerely,

    Reality

  15. Blech

    I feel like Fish has just discovered a new planet…

  16. Her ass looks like one of those silver party balloons that’s slowly losing helium.

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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/02/Smalfut-238_267.jpg[/img]
    What they saw on the other side.

    • Cock Dr

      That was before the whole body waxing spa appointment.
      Hard to tell those K sisters apart sometimes.

  18. Well, that just ruined my appetite for Easter ham.

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    For some reason, when I saw this photo of her ass, “Thus Spoke Zarathrusta”, particularly the timpani.

    Example at :20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o09L-hkrzhw

  20. it had to be said

    That’s a lot of butt. I mean, a whole lotta butt.

  21. Mister Monkey

    I don’t care what any of you say, I’d bang that until the end of time!

  22. west

    How to profit on their murder notoriety? Film a a2m golden shower movie then traipse around with your freakish ass hanging out. Throw in a couple of fake marriages and pre-teen tease pics and you’re set for life. Ron and Nicole died in agony so these pigs can expose their twats. Am I lying?

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    stacy
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    And the moron who runs this site PAID for these pics?

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    O'chunt
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    She’s got Kim’s ass – but on the front.

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    Ack
    Commented on this photo:

    that doesn’t look right

  26. MarkM

    See?!?

    THIS is what happens when you decide to give the Photoshop expert the day off!

    • Juano

      You know, I was just thinking, she looks a wee bit fuglier than she did in that bikini ad that was floating around yesterday. Just a bit, sort of a bit like the distance between here and Cape Horn.

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    maeby
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    whoa i had no idea she was that huge.

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    RC
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    I’m the same height as Kim and had a nightmare that I had a huge ass like Kim. She’s eats a lot to maintain her huge ugly behind!

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    vandinz
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    Fat arse.

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    Coyote
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    Gorilla in the Mist

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    Coyote
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    Get you Cottage Cheese Here, Cottage Cheese. Get Your Cottage Cheese Here.

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    mullet
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    go’damn, that is built for sex!!!

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s bigger than me!
    -Little Kid

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    lettusaur
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    skinny back fat front

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    a short haired girl
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    apparently the paparazzi in the dominican republic haven’t acquired digital cameras with megapixels higher than .5

  36. Dick Hell

    It’s funny how tits that are visible from behind are okay but an ass that’s visible from the front is not.

  37. sheelly

    It’s fat and fatter, and I’m not sure which is which. Also, what’s with the weird huge rolls on her hips? She’s disgusting.

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    anonym
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    is that cottage cheese, or just a bad implant job ?

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    Bob
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    …and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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    sam
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    shes pregnant

  41. Sean

    Are those lipo treatment scars there?

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    Why haven’t the Raiders signed her up to play nose tackle?

  43. Crispy Anus

    That is fucking disgusting.

  44. dooood

    evidently it isn’t all about mass and volume.
    there were those laura prepon pics from earlier today that were
    just delightful. most excellent butt. yet somehow we are all aware mila kunis is way hotter when she obviously isn’t in the same league with these bitches as far as ass & titties go

  45. anonymoose

    I thought you said that lumpy boxcar was IN a bikini? More like that bikini is going for a ride ON that caboose.

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    Panty Thief
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    nasty butt injections, just like that trashy video ho Angel Lola Luv. EXACTLY like her whacked out injections http://yadigg.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/flatbooty.jpg

  47. bobalu

    Wow bunch of homos on this site.

    I’d eat that ass and give her a ride on the magic stick.

  48. puhleez

    That ass is in serious need of my big ol’ fat black deeeeeeeeiiiiick

  49. KK-Hater

    That’s fucking disgusting! Who the fuck would want to fuck that piece of shit? I’ve seen better looking Hookers and Whores than this fucking Cunt. What the hell do people see in this used-up Slut? Fuck Off and Die you Ugly Bitch!

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