Hey, Look How Hot Kim Kardashian Is When She’s Next To A Dying Pregnant Woman

July 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Because her husband has only spent nine days with her since their wedding and doesn’t want to ruin his streak, here’s Kim Kardsahian in Mexico this week where she let his rapists take exclusive bikini photos of her for fun and profit. Plus she also tossed a few shots to Instagram where she courteously used Joe Francis‘ pregnant fiance lying bloated and oblivious in the background to make her ass look better by comparison which is always a polite way to thank someone for their hospitality. Most people prefer it.


  1. Greg

    I find it funnier that she’s only spent 8 days with her kid…..

    • I think everyone’s onto the fact that the pregnancy and the marriage were just for $$$. Their body language when they’re together is alien and not even that of two lovers. Nothing but a greed venture.

    • anonymous

      Well I think they just spent almost $1M to find a baby look-a-like to fool the paparazzi so I don’t think anyone will know which baby is the real North West once they begin the baby musical chairs.

      Kim and Kanye sure don’t spend anytime with her. Kim’s hangs out with a porn producer and Kanye with other men.

      • The whole thing is a pile of horseshit for $$$. They’re a pair of enormously conceited assholes. That’s all. You can can find assholes anywhere … common as dirt.

  2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Butt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like looking at the sun, butt instead of a huge mass of fusing hydrogen we’re looking at a huge mass of silicone & spa babied-on-a-daily-basis cellulite.
    I almost went with the “turd in a punchbowl” line of derision…would that have been better?

  3. Kim Kardashian Topless Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I can just picture the sun saying ‘fuck this, I quit!’

  4. Her ass is bigger than the pregnant woman’s stomach…

  5. karen

    “Fuckin’ beached whale, you should retire already!”

    said her sister Kendall.

  6. She’s leaning off the end of that beach lounger to reach the fresh green grass.


  7. Somebody did a great job photoshopping the cellulite dimples off of her. A true artist.

  8. yoyoyo

    people have gotten too into hating her at this point. For people who say ‘moo’ all the time and how ugly she is etc – it does seem like she’s someone who stole your boyfriend and you’re obsessing over the flaws you have found to make yourself feel good. her ass is stupid, but she is pretty in an exotic way and most celebrities are self involved scum and not much better than her.

  9. Eh, somewhat true, but “pretty in an exotic way” is a result of chemicals, fillers, silicone and extensive surgery. And the only thing worse than a liar? Is a bad liar. She insults everone’s intelligence daily. I agree with you on the scum part and add “soulless whore” to the list.

  10. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    It must take alot of wrapper pee to fully coat that rump

  11. cc

    Someone should paint her ass black and use it to generate solar energy. #saynotofracking

  12. FarrahAbraham

    Where are the fucking cartels when you need them?

  13. RayJ

    I gotta pee.

  14. I am admittedly a man of many weaknesses. This position is one of my weaknesses. I would probably plow Don Sterling if presented to me like this. So, there. Feel free to unleash the hates.

  15. Kim Kardashian Topless Butt Bikini
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    just too big!!

  16. Yes, I can see where she knows how hard it is to be a “working mom” like the rest of us. No kid and no husband is SOOOO hard to deal with you guys!

  17. Kim Kardashian Topless Butt Bikini
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    her ass looks terrible. you could land a helicopter on that thing.

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