Kim Kardashian Made It Near Beyoncé, So Nobody Touch The Beyoncé. The Beyoncé Has Gone Bad

June 25th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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You know, I make a lot of jokes about Gwyneth Paltrow essentially touting Beyoncé as her “black friend” when she’s not attempting to own her like property, except at the end of the day, this is apparently what happens when the GOOP ain’t goopin’: Kim Kardashian fulfills her life’s mission. Here’s Kim and Beyoncé at Friday night’s Watch The Throne concert in Birmingham where you really have to respect the butt-balls on Kim to pretend like she doesn’t want her picture taken with Beyoncé even though this shot is clearly, “Hey, you, get over here with that camera.” As for what Beyoncé was thinking, she’s an alcoholic. A terrible, terrible alcoholic. I hate being the one to break it to you.

Photos: Team Kanye Daily

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  1. Kim Kardashian Beyonce Together Watch The Throne
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO!

  2. Kim Kardashian Beyonce Together Watch The Throne
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMMOOOOOooooOOOOOO

  3. YoYinne

    Of course they are best friends.

    one made it famous for getting peed on camera

    and the other wore a fake belly for 9 months.

    they fit each others morals

  4. Kim Kardashian Beyonce Together Watch The Throne
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    Poor Bull. That “Night Court” money must have dried up.

  5. Shasta

    Dammit! I was REALLY hoping that story about Beyonce not wanting Kim near here was true. Not because I think Beyonce is some classy Paragon of morals, but because it’s funny to me when Kim gets blacklisted for any reason. Beyonce could hate her for not being enough of a dirty skank, and I would still smile like a moron,

  6. Jack Ketch

    mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. Bob

    Until we hear from Beyonce’s camp, I’m believing Kris hired a lookalike for these pics.

  8. El Jefe

    What respect I had for Beyonce is not completely gone.

  9. Josh

    That’s not Beyonce. I very seriously doubt she would be out in the middle of the crowd at a concert, surrounded by security or otherwise. Especially looking like she’s not wearing any makeup. Like Bob said, seems to be a lookalike. Fat ass (or pimp mom) got someone who looked vaguely like Beyonce and had people take pictures while said vague stand-in covered her face,

    • Looks like her to me, and I’ll believe Fish and Photoboy until I hear evidence to the contrary.

    • El Jefe

      It is her. There are multiple photos of them on another site that were posted last week including Beyonce running away from her once she realized they were caught together.

  10. angerinside

    Hurry up, for shit sakes, and take it before the little mexican guy tasers me again!

  11. Pavlov's Dog

    Pictures of Kim always make me have to pee.

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    The Pope
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    “Hey, over here! I found her! Quick, take a picture of the two of us together!”

  13. Bonky

    Joe Camel asked her to do it and she did it. Poor woman, nobody should have to cheapen herself like that.

  14. I say, old chap, MOOOOOOOO! Cheerio!

  15. Hasn’t the number of black friends as to not appear racist been raised to two? No, GOOP, the help doesn’t count…

  16. Kim Kardashian Beyonce Together Watch The Throne
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    Beyonce was probably drunk off her ass..and that’s when Kardashian jumped in. GOTTA BE QUICK!

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelllllyyymmmmmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

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    spartacus
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  20. evilizabeth

    umm that many moos is necessary?

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