Kim Kardashian Was Banned From The MET Gala

May 9th, 2012 // 89 Comments
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And welcome to the feel good post of the day.

While Kanye West was at Monday night’s exclusive MET Gala, his pretend girlfriend Kim Kardashian wasn’t even allowed in the door because Anna Wintour harkens back to a time when celebrity was a regal and classy affair where one’s sexual dalliances weren’t to be publicly bartered for fame. Or they just forgot to ScotchGuard the red carpet. I’m not a mind-reader. RadarOnline reports:

“Anna hates Kim,” a source says. “Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

“The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!” the source says.
Kim and her very pregnant sister Kourtney Kardashian were snapped on Monday running errands in Los Angeles, and the source says she’ll likely try and justify her absence.
“Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie,” the source says. “She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

Keep in mind Gwyneth Paltrow was at this event and there’s no way she would’ve tolerated a Kardashian in her line of vision and/or periphery. That’s a GOOP recipe for unleashing her bestie Beyonce if there ever was one. “You will now taste the raw, brute strength of my BFF of burden who knows better than to question my command lest she suffer my lash. And then later we shall feast on an organic lentil gazpacho served in hand painted carafes which she will in most believable sincerity say is delicious as we feast on a gilded veranda which are you not permitted to alight upon. Otherwise, her nights will be spent nestled under a $9 throw blanket from Walmart. A veritable hell of my own design if you will Gwyneth Paltrow’s racist. I’m trying to say she’s racist. She’s a racist.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News, WENN


  1. Vandinz

    Hopefully we’re seeing the start of a backlash against whores that are granted fame for showing their minge. LA isn’t the classiest place on the planet but it’s better than this tart and her cronies.

    Oh and FOIST!

    • Ned the Wineo

      Kimmie K., America’s favoirite brand of urinal cake. Look for it wherever you buy Ripple and MadDog 20/20.

  2. PU

    Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Night Of Generosity
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    If only MORE folks would start doing this! Kim Kardashian, and the ENTIRE Kardashian Klan are nothing more than FAME WHORES…Kim, famous for fucking, Khloe, the Sasquatch sister, famous for being a loser w/ a loser husband, Kourtney, famous for getting pregnant by someone who doesn’t want to marry her, and of course, Kris, the birther mom, who just thinks she’s the best mom ever….
    All these fucktards should be shipped back to Armenia and banned from US television. They are sickening!

    • Polo

      They can’t go back to Armenia because that’s not where they come from. They talk so much about how they are so proud of being Armenian but they have never even been there. Truly pathetic, fame-whorism/ridiculousness aside – they don’t even have a clue about what they are supposedly so “proud” to be half of.

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  5. Wow. I finally like Anna Wintour about something. I think I’ll send her a fruit basket.

  6. Lauren

    well, she should be banned from existence.

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    • YoMamma


    • Lolno

      Understand you guys(commenters) hate her and all…But grow up, daaaammmmmn. Feels like I jumped into a classroom full of 8th graders.

      • Archie Leach

        Kris: your daughter is a fucking piece-of-shit kunting whore.

      • hmmmm

        I totally agree with you. Glad, I’m not alone in this.
        Its NEVER okay to hate a person that much. You people act like she murdered someone.

      • mrsmass

        it is when it’s a Kardashian.

      • dooood

        your point is valid but these are extremely dark forces we’re
        dealing with. so instead of hatred, we are all better off going with maximum dislike for the succubi clan

      • sobrietyisacrutch

        First post, huh?

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Because we care what you think. Boohoooo.

      • Lolno and hmmmm…I was actually thinking sixth graders, but I’ll go along with eight graders if you like. The vitriol that oozes from the pores of these inbred mouth-breathers is so toxic it melted my last monitor.

      • dkdkd209

        I think the people who hate her is cause they hate themselves for watching her show, reading her articles and whatever else she does. Because how can you hate her if you don’t know anything about her. All I know is that she did a sex tape and ive seen her pics around. Dont know anything else. She can go to any events she likes, its none of my concern.
        I mean if you dislike something just don’t pay attention to it and it goes away. But they love to hate her which makes it extra pathetic.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        You didn’t notice the fake marriage to make money from the tv networks and magazines? That was front page news for quite awhile. You didn’t notice the “charity” clothing sale in which she pocketed 90% of the donations?
        Kim and her family have not one iota of decency between them, but go ahead and idolize her. She needs the mindless to follow her or she will cease to exist.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Oh dear, someone didn’t like the FACTS that I listed that prove what a piece of shit Kim is. You can’t deny it, but still you don’t like it. Waah.

  8. tins

    Wonder what it makes Kanye think. I think he’ll eventually tire of Kim’s reputation although it doesn’t personally bother him.

    And thank God, some events still restrict their guest lists.

    I love how Kim tried to give the impression she was there. She neither cares about high fashion, or supporting art.

  9. JustWondering

    Does this mean Kanye had to take his boyfriend?

  10. Crissy

    This makes Anna my hero now!!! TEAM ANNA!

  11. west

    The Kardashians would be unknown if not for Oj knifing Ron and Nicole. Pimp Kris and Gaycrest waited for Oj to go away and then capitalized on the murder notoriety. The porn was a smoke screen.

  12. mrsmass

    i call bullshit on this. i saw plenty of pictures of people who were at the MET Gala who were c-listers and below.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      I’m kind of with you on this one. Gerard Butler was there, for crying out loud. If there’s anyone out there (other than Rihanna, who was also there) who is a candidate for the Walking STD of the Year award, it’s Butler. He has “washed up loser” written all over him. So this Wintour woman invited others to attend who are no better than the Kartrashian whore?

      • Butler’s actually done something in the performing arts arena that didn’t require him to pose as a urinal. Kuntrashian isn’t so much famous for her work as merely notorious for getting pissed on.
        And “this Wintour woman” fucking runs Vogue, and since it’s the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, which celebrates fashion and couture, that’s why she’d get to dictate the guest list in what’s essentially the biggest fashion red carpet turnout of the year. So if Kuntrashian really wasn’t there, it means she couldn’t get in. At least Nuclear Wintour proves that someone has some standards out there.

      • hmmmm

        When exactly did she get pissed on? is there a tape that shows this? where is the proof?
        all this ganging up on Kim Kardashian is gonna start making me like her by default. Just cause I hate bullies so much.

      • mrsmass

        i hope you’re being facetious.

      • Gilbert Lowell

        When RayJ was grudge- fucking her !

      • Harding Cady Stanton

        KK is a vapid , superficial dolt . Am I being a bully or just telling the truth?

      • Giancarlo

        You hate bullies? I hate people that like fake ass fame whores like Kim K. she is the biggest piece of crap on earth.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Gerry’s a giver, not a taker. :)

      • CranAppleSnapple

        That was a reply to Justi. A million miles up the thread.

      • Archie Leach

        Miranda could’ve invited a frothing-at-the-mouth crackhead-found-in-the-gutter that hasn’t bathed in years and he or she would have STILL been better invitee than kim kuntrashian.

        At least the crackhead knows it’s a crackhead versus kuntrashian that thinks IT somehow has some sort of redeeming value.

    • just say'n

      Do any of those C-listers currently have an internet video where they suck their own shit-bits off a guy’s dick right after he pulled out of their ass like Kim?


      Than STFU! Kim is known for one thing and one thing only; wiping her own excrement off RayJ’s dick with her lips after he finished reaming out her asshole. and then “leaking” it out onto the internet so God and everyone else would know about it. Kim, and the rest of the klan, is not famous; they are infamous.

      • dooood

        in all fairness, there are plenty of wanna be porn stars that have done the same thing. there’s much much more to why the bitch is
        so detested

      • Harding Cady Stanton

        You are right . Pamela Lee did it on a boat – not the cleaning of her man’s tool after anal- but had a sexual encounter that was all over the internet.No one dislikes her for that

      • I think Pamela Lee was married when she did the deed with Tommy Lee. She also didn’t use it as a springboard to “fame”.

      • Right. She only used her mega-enhanced tits!

      • just say'n

        Agreed, however most ‘adult actresses’ from the Valley don’t expect (or show up uninvited) to events like this.

      • xixa

        Oh please the only reason you guys hate her is because her sex tape was with a black guy. She’s a female who’s independent and she’s not black and she did a sex tape with a black guy.

        Not only is this site misogynistic but you guys are also racist.

        You talk about her getting peed on, yet I haven’t see this happen? show me a pic where this happened?

        your hatred is completely unjustified

        MISOGYNY AND RACISM is why you hate kim

      • sobrietyisacrutch

        As mrsmass pointed out earlier, I hope you’re being facetious. Because Kris? The first step in accepting that your daughter is a fucking ho is realizing that your daughter is a fucking ho.
        Twelve steps, Kris. Twelve steps….

      • So what’s your point?

      • mrsmass

        xixa, what the fuck are you talking about? your deductions are completely illogical.

      • wtf

        Look up the meaning of misogyny, it means a hatred of women, not whores. Most people hate what she stands for and how she got her ‘platform’ of fame. I’m a female, who’s all for advocating for women’s rights and for his reason I hate this woman, she’s setting a terrible example for little girls everywhere. Look at Laurence Fishburne’s daughter for example, who wanted to be exactly liker her.
        If I wanted my daughter to amount to a vapid, superficial whore then I too would welcome her media presence.

      • Archie Leach

        Geez. You’re making it WAAAAAYYYYY too complicated: we hate her cause she’s a worthless fucking cunt with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

  13. Terry C

    Sorry it was just catty, mean spirited and unkind. I have never watched the Kardasians, but that doesn’t mean you should go out of your way to be mean. Wasn’ t this a charity event. Shame on Wintour.

  14. lynn

    Whoever wrote this- BRAVO!!!

    oh and Dramatic Puddle, Gerald Butler is an actor, he’s never been pissed on by Ray J, but you tried it though…

  15. David Berkowitz

    First Beyonce , then Anna Wintour , whose next , Gwyneth Paltrow?
    Do you actually think anybody in real life calls her “Gwyneth” ?
    I think her so called friends must have a nickname for her , like Gwyn or Gloop .
    Anyway , Money can’t buy you admission into the MET if you are a piss mop. Maybe there’s hope for civilisation after all

  16. Jack Ketch

    Glad someone finally grew a brain and used it for once. Sick of this useless, waste-of-space kunt. I can’t imagine the depth of her stupidity if she really thinks we believe all her fucking lies. About everything, not just the shitload of surgery she’s had.

  17. myopinion

    Can’t stand the hypocrisy: many of the women in that event are whores (hardly A-list). Kim is just more open about her whoreness so she gets bashed. Anna Wintour is such a pretentious hag.

    This is coming from someone who doesn’t care for kim or her family; never seen her show, just know she did a porn tape. Therefore I have no reason to like or hate her.

    • Archie Leach

      Nuclear Wintour pretentious?

      Why I never!

    • dooood

      fine! there were other less than talented, D-list fame whores that were allowed to attend. hollywood is full of that kind of shit.
      the main point is she is a horrible horrible horrible person somewhere between a serial murderer/rapist
      and a brutal fascist dictator. it’s awesome that somebody finally
      took a stand.

  18. devilsrain

    So let me get this straight, the Met banned Kim but they let in Kanye? This world is fucked

  19. you should turn away now Richard


    I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

    My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

    My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

    I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of the current clothing line is being made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

    I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

    I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

    I am Kim Kardashian…

    • dooood

      thank god i got google auto translator to read that whole rage dump to me

    • Little Jimmy


      Well played sir, well played indeed.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      First novel?

      (Ed. note: I sincerely apologize to a poster from a year or so back for plagarizing his/her comment).

    • Disliking and/or disapproving of Kim Kardashian and her family is one thing. But putting this much effort, and burning this much energy, into vilifying — nay, HATING — her and her clan is really a mental illness. She obviously gets too much free rent in your heads, folks. Someone call Dr. Drew…

      • Crissy

        For you to know this much about her, and be able to spend the time to write her memoir really tells me that there SOMETHING to this chick… I hate her, but seriously, I dont know if I should applaud you or feel sorry for you.

  20. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    I stoutly defend Anna’s right to un – invite anyone she desires from the event . Why should she allow a person she detests into the evening when it is obvious to nearly everyone that all of Kim’s taste is in her mouth !

  21. ruinz

    if you guys hate kim you should hate that anna cunt as well. she’s as bad as the kardashians. they’re all the devil

    • TaT

      Yeah the woman help promote young girls shoving their fingers down their throats so they can pose and look sexy for the pedos in the entertainment industry. These people sure know how to pick their battles.

  22. right

    The thing that the Kardashians so want, they will never have. The respect of their peers in the Hollywood community.

  23. kunta kinte

    B L A C K _ P E E

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    I think it’s a matter of logistics. The Met doesn’t have seats that can accommodate a 60 inch ass.

  25. TaT

    What a bunch of hateful people, you act like a bunch of jealous kids, pissed off because you weren’t smart enough to market yourselves and make money doing it. She was famous before, that tape and will remain so after. Grow up and stop acting like a bunch of children.

    • mrsmass

      she was not famous before the sex tape. she was merely one of Paris Hilton’s parasitic friends.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Just wow. There is really something wrong with you, Kris. I doubt anyone can reach you, but “marketing” yourself like that, doing absolutely anything no matter how degrading just for attention and money, is nothing to be proud of.

  26. aj

    ANNA WINTOUR my new hero. GOD BLESS you for having a brain and using it !!!!!!!! keep the trash in the garbage

  27. I applaud Anna Wintour for this decision. Hopefully this is the begining of the end for the Kardashians. I want them to disappear off my TV. And because e’s the one responsible for giving them a show in the first place, get rid of Ryan Seacrest too.

  28. synchronicity

    LOL@ all you followers praising Anna Wintour. You are all fighting the wrong enemy. Anna Wintour is everything that’s wrong with society.
    Stop acting like high school and kids and get informed. Kim Kardashian is powerless, its a pointless fight. You’re all so ignorant.

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    The only purpose of her mgraiare was to have a royal wedding on her reality show; she’s such an idiot and her chance of ever finding a good husband is gone for good. Was this answer helpful?

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