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Here’s a balding Kim Kardashian in Paris last night for Kanye West‘s fashion show because Amber Rose got a bunch of press saying they hooked up once, and like a good nomad whore, Kim goes where the publicity goes. On that note, some of you are going to suggest she only got an invite by agreeing to bang Kanye, but c’mon, the man’s a visionary. Clearly he decorates her ass like a throne, then makes her walk around with him sitting on it. “Oh, shit, that motherfucker is not using turquoise for them scarves. Yo, Kim, hang a left. LEFT. You know which direction left is? Damn, woman, don’t make me replace you with that Sasquatch thing O.J. left in your mom. I’ll shave a pair of moccasins right out of her fur. Dye that shit purple- whoa, hold up. Are those soft pretzels? East, butt-wagon!”
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Wasn’t her dad the one that got OJ Simpson free for killing those two people?
sort of. he was OJ’s ‘friend’ as well, and I do believe he might have been part of his legal team. the Kuntdashians are from a long line of whores.
How do you know what OJ did, you weren’t there, were you? OJ was there, he says he didn’t kill anybody, so I’m going to have to take his word for it.
All that aside, what’s your point? Are you surprised somehow that the Kardashians would do anything for money, including defending a violent murderer so he can roam the streets?
You’re an idiot.
That’s why she’s famous, her father free’d a murderer.
unfortunately she’s not famous for that. she;s famous for being pissed on by ray j. and then the famewhoredom began….
white men be waiting to mount this whore out now, get her while her pusssies still wet
White? Come on! We all know she only digs black guys!!!
This picture is what I’d like to think Kim Kardashian would be in a better, parallel universe: An insecure girl who pulls out her own hair and eats it. Perhaps she’d be profiled on one of the many MTV “Real Life: I’m a Tedious Asshole” shows, but she would then mercifully disappear from the public eye forever.
And that would be awesome, right ? Right ?
If you think she’s bald you should take a look at my beaver.
I’d be delighted too.
Seriously.
Still have cake on your face, eh?
Asshole, squared.
One asshole squared is still only one asshole…you’re great at insults
Asshole squared = Asshole x Asshole, Asshole.
I would also decorate her ass like a throne. Assuming we’re talking about the toilet. I don’t bother with lifting the seat when I piss or attempting any variety of aiming.
hair pulled into ‘do’s’ so often the scapl cannae take nae more Jim
Bald??? She’s bald, all right, but not on her head!
He is a bit of a knob though isn’t he.
She’s not my favourite person, match made in heaven.
I thought this was one of her “no make up” shots.
In every pic, there’s always a young haggard Spock in the background in inner turmoil at the human blow job he’s received.
HAHA. +1
Cassie, a recording artist I haven’t heard of yet, is still in possession of more talent, originality and maybe even beauty than the cum-bucket standing next to her.
Cassie was an artist that was semi-hot for about a month when I was a freshman in high school, I am now a senior in college. She will never be cool again.
Time to get some new extensions sweetness.
You know this guy breathes like an obese 12 year old video game nerd.
This is was a missed opportunity for fate to do the world a favor and wipe out two of its biggest assholes in one stroke.
Leave the girl alone she has psoriasis, how would you like it if your vagina was covered in open sores? Not much.
I have a vagina? WHERE?! Oh, man, I’m never leaving the house again.
MOO
She filmed herself eating her own shit off of Moesha’s brother’s jank. She then got in the tub and fimed Moesha’s brother emptying his bladder in her mouth. She sold that film to Vivid for 5 mil and a percentage.She parlayed that into a wooden reality show and is now a role model for tween girls. Most of the world hates her but she isn’t fazed by it. The accumulation of wealth seems to be her only goal. Nobody ever heard the word “Kardashian” until Oj got tough with an unarmed waiter and a120 lb woman sneak attacking them from behind.
He isn’t Moesha’s brother, he’s Brandy’s brother, you dummy!
She looks like Beverly Hills road kill.
all of the semen in her scalp cant be good for the follicles
I’m pretty sure that’s what they use at those swanky salons.
They DO use it for skin cream, it’s very good for the skin!
so what: SHAVING YOUR SKULL TAKES SO MUCH PRECIOUS TIME!!
(you only live once)
Obscene hand gesture at Forrest.
Why does her face look so fat? Did she just get some filler injected?
I’d like to see the people that wear Kanye West clothes ballte it out with the people that wear Jessica Simpson clothes. Let the winner rule the country for four years and have another battle royale after.
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~Via Bossip
*sniff* “Still smells like ass”
Just need a little more plastic surgery to control that double chin.
True he is a black man, but I have a feeling they are both hunting the same thing and therefore he has no interest in banging her.
I concur.
This is what happens when you constantly add extensions to your hair. Or she when crazy when lasering her hairy moustache off that she got some of her skull.
She’s getting bald from all the JIZZ she let soak into her hair instead of swallowing it like a good little cocksucker. Too bad, maybe it will all fall out, then her fat ass and fat head will look the same.
My first time seeing a black eskimo.
Dumb ass! She’s not balding! She’s still a scumbag, but she’s not blading.
Why is Fish foisting this pee whore on us? If I want to read about amateur porn stars I’ll go to an AVN’s site.
Simple Mike; the parent company that runs the Superficial, Buzz Media, is the same company that runs all the Kardashian’s official fan sites. In the trade this is known as Cross Promotion.
HAHA Bald Fat Ass Bitch!!! Like we all didn’t know that bitch has no hair!
Oh look, another useless story about a fucking cunt that is only famous because she sucks a mean dick. I know lots of them but you don’t see daily BULLSHIT stories on them. Can’t we just dump the crap about this useless fucking SLUT? I mean, really??
She’s getting bald from all the JIZZ she let soak into her hair instead of swallowing it like a good little cocksucker. Too bad, maybe it will all fall out, then her fat ass and fat head will look the same.
take it easy, Khloe….
She works the “cunt” look really well
Not pictured: a healthy complexion.
She is morphing into michael jackson. I’d still like to play with her huge ass and hatefuck her.
I’m glad that her time in the limelight is starting to fade. She is a no-talent hack.
actually shes not that good lookin if she leaves away the tons of make up
He’s alright and she’s fuckable – SFW?
Holly cow!… pun intended! Wow, makeup really is her best friend. And she really thinks people believed her published “no makeup” photos of her! Hahahahahahahahah! If there’s one thing makeup artist know how to do is give people that “no-makeup” look with a LOT of “natural” makeup! FAKE!