Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was So Early She Didn’t Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit

The Superficial | June 18, 2013 - 2:42 pm

Kim Kardashian’s baby was born three days ago, yet the child’s name still hasn’t graced our ears because look at all this suspense. Except if you ask a Kardashian, it’s because it was a miracle delivery from the baby arriving early (It didn’t.), and Kim didn’t have a name picked out yet. People reports:

“She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth,” the source says. “If Kim would have had very serious complications, her doctor would have decided to do an emergency c-section instead.”
As for the baby girl’s name, Kardashian, 32, has mentioned in the past that it will likely begin with a ‘K,’ but so far, she and West, 36, remain undecided, although a second source tells PEOPLE that they are close to a final decision.

Oh, good. For a minute there I thought Kris Jenner was standing in front of a crystal ball trying to divine the most opportune news cycle to announce her granddaughter’s name, but this makes more sense. What new parents don’t love passing around their nameless first-born to friends and family? “Somebody hold this thing,” should always the be the first words a child hears. (We’re talking about making sure it does porn, right?)

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