Kim Kardashian ‘Attacked’ in Nightclub

October 8th, 2010 // 40 Comments

Wait, that’s Kourtney. I, uh, I have no idea how that just happened…

Kim Kardashian reportedly had a drink thrown on her last night which resulted in a Kardashian family throwdown at a New York City nightclub, according to TMZ:

The Kardashian clan was at Juliet last night, when a male fan asked for a pic with Kim. His girlfriend flew off the handle and threw a drink at Kim.
Scott Disick and Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle, Khloe’s ring flew off and skidded across the floor. Our spies inside the club say Khloe literally dove across the floor to retrieve it … which she eventually did.

You know how know this story is bullshit? Scott Disick “jumped in the fracas.” I’ve actually seen Scott in person, and the dude’s stature is almost Frankie Muniz-esque if Frankie Muniz really wanted to fit in at the yacht club. Had they just said he stood there wondering how the hell he’s still banging the hot one, I might have believed it until Khloe started diving on the floor for something that wasn’t a bear claw. Your reporting has some holes in it, TMZ. That’s all I’m saying.

UPDATE: Turns out this thing did happen. Click Here for Photos.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Marley

    She is soooo disgusting.

  2. wow, I just don’t care.

    seriously, could not care less. call me when someone murders one of these attention whores.

  3. hmmmm

    go figure

  4. Lisa

    Looks like Kourtney’s knocked up again with another future douchebag.

  5. GravyLeg

    Adobe has De-Vein filter for that tit shot… just saying…

  6. Wish it was kourt doin playboy, always found her really pretty. Would say i wish any of them had a brain but face it despite that, theyre all way better off financially then most of us :-(

  7. “Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle”

    Oh God, that’s just what you don’t want to see. 4 ton bus coming at you at 300 MPH.

  8. cassie

    that dress couldn’t be more unflattering…and the saggy breasts. No thanks.

    • Photoshop Police

      saggy dress, yes. boobs? i think you need to look at more sets of boobs.

      but as usual, the visually impaired are posting about natural (or natural-looking) boobs as looking ‘saggy’.

    • yourmom dottcom

      ugly assed veiny boobs just drive my man-junk into the ground

  9. Photoshop Police

    They’re shooting a reality show in NY.

    There’s no way this isn’t staged to get publicity.

    and second on Kourtney posin nude anywhere.

  10. Kerri

    they are so gross looking – ugh. too funny that Scott what’s his face is mini. what a bunch of losers.
    Superficial – i love you. i truly do. but even though you make fun of them, you’re actually STILL giving them publicity. why oh why oh why do you give them the time of day??

  11. Popeye

    I’d hit that so hard her eyes would pop out.

  12. Come_Honor_Face

    Following in tradition that every Kardashian show has the word “Take” in it I hope the next reality show that E! gives them is called “Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, Kris and Bruce Take cyanide pills”

    ^^ most watched program in the history of the world ^^

  13. rough OR die

    As a resident New Yorker I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Kim over these jealous animals behavior.

    And welcome back “hot one” to the Superficial.

  14. On Drugs Today

    Khole dives to get ring…BULLSHIT, the cherry fell out of her drink and it was more like, “THAT’S MINE!”

  15. Melissa

    When did hammer pants come back in style??

  16. Kim Kourtney Khloe Kardashian Leave NYC Nightclub
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    HAMMER TIME! Can’t touch this.

  17. SHADE

    Bear claw comment = comedic GOLD.

  18. Kim Kourtney Khloe Kardashian Leave NYC Nightclub
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    She looks quite Khloeish on that first pic.

  19. Kim Kourtney Khloe Kardashian Leave NYC Nightclub
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    No wait, that’s not her…! Why the hell am I even typing this?

  20. indigo princess

    i think kourtney is preggers again…her veins in her breast are very visible and blue. common in pregnant women!

  21. Binky

    Kimmy – I’m still having a few problems with “free fall collapse speed”….

    How about you babe ?

  22. Cliff Notes

    Cliff Notes : I’m guessing this thread isn’t going to be the one that starts the Revolution Binky .
    Binky : Hey ! WTF. ? Let’s Roll !!! ( Cliff` – get that perceived reality out of your ass.)

  23. Binky

    Unfortunately – we’re still here Cliff.
    9/11 was an inside job and it’ still killing us…

    Over to you Max ….

  24. Knee Ya Ha Ha

    So .
    What you twiing to sway here exactwee ?

    Inside job ?

  25. timtim

    Everyday in Hollywood, hundreds of people go to their day jobs, one of 2 or maybe even 3 jobs that they work in order to support themselves while they struggle and sacrifice hoping against hope that if they work hard, study their craft and stay dedicated that maybe today will be the day they get a break and get hired as an actor. Everyday in Hollywood, people like the Kardashians, the Hiltons, the reality show people etc., etc.etc. ad nauseum get treated like they’re the SH*T. I see no dedication from them, no willingness to sacrifice in order to improve, they certainly never struggle by working 2 or 3 jobs in order to eat and attend acting, singing , dancing, writing, directing or producing classes. In fact, myself along with millions of others have to ask just what exactly it is that they “DO”, other than making porno tapes and lying about the whole thing. Paying all these entertainment reporters and online bloggers to ALWAYS post an article about them so that their names out there even while they continue to do NOTHING. Unless you really think its neccessary to know that so n so squeezed her fat ass into yet another too tight dress, or that so n so went shopping again on Rodeo Dr. I mean seriously, why can’t that space be used to promote someone with a real talent, who has come to Hollywood with 50 bucks and a dream, someone who HAS suffered and yet continues to fight for their passion and desire? It is so truely depressing to see so much sad behavior get endlessly rewarded while those who fight the good fight get ignored again and again and again.

  26. Knee Ya Ha Ha


    Timtim . Gr8 points all.

    Inside job ?

  27. Knee Ya Ha Ha

    Mr. Tim Tim – where you go ?

    Mr Binkwad say :

    (Personwollly – I’d say go with the ‘Wad…)

  28. Kim Kourtney Khloe Kardashian Leave NYC Nightclub
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    Those pants are obscene!

  29. Kim Kourtney Khloe Kardashian Leave NYC Nightclub
    Hugh Gentry
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    I just want to put my face in those all day

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  32. Bryan

    what are these people fomuas for again?who are they they turn celebrities for doing what? bjs and porns and showing their boring lives on national tv omg what entertainment gone too i can’t turn on my tv or open my web page without seeing these skanks all over ..makes me sick ..look for more influential people please.. i just threw up in my mouth yuck

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