And Now Back To Kim Kardashian Ass Selfies

January 13th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Kim Kardashian can’t believe that people actually think a woman who Photoshopped an infant’s unibrow would stoop so low to digitally alter her own ass selfie because apparently Kim Kardashian has never Googled Kim Kardashian before and realized this is exactly something Kim Kardashian would do to Kim Kardashian. Via Twitter:

It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated!

And to show all those haters, here’s Kim posing for a new selfie where you can’t see her face, it’s conveniently too dark to make out her butt and Kendall‘s sticking out her barely legal ass so you’ll get too distracted to even try to. Which almost worked until I realized if that really is Kim, the laws of physics clearly dictate where Kendall is standing should be nothing but a null space where her mass once existed before being sucked into a black hole and turned into a space baby floating above the Earth. I’ve seen it a hundred times…

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  1. Cock Dr

    “trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want ”
    Like notoriety from a sex tape that you released to garner celebrity media coverage & money despite the fact that your family is very very well off?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Reminds me of the ice planet Hoth.
    The surface is probably very dangerous. Be extra careful in the caves.

  3. AlwaysPissedOff

    If they weren’t so fucking lazy, another 5 minutes in Photoshop
    and Kanye could have easily corrected for the bent doorway/mirror/
    floor.

  4. AlwaysPissedOff

    Silicone butt implants and chicken legs. Nice combo…

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    JamRok
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at the size of that camel hoof

  6. “Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated!”
    -and have the patience to learn how to use adobe photoshop!
    fixed.

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh. Guys, she caught a glimpse of her reflection again.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch can’t even get a decent camel toe anymore. Now she is TOTALLY worthless.

  9. The fat, smelly Armenian trash needs to get over its ugly self. After it gets the 6 lbs of hair (1 lb comes just from the face!) waxed off its body every morning shouldn’t it be with Kayne helping him pretend to be heterosexual?

  10. Kendall is the only thing that matters in this photo and thankfully Kim’s face is hidden by the flash.

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    son of Flubber
    Commented on this photo:

    It just boggles my mind, it’s so weird. How the hell? Why the hell?

  12. Juano

    This is like being caught in a warped “do loop.” She obviously wants the attention, so she posts this crap after altering it to make it look better. We then go nuts over it, between the Randall’s of the world praising her “courage” or the people who pile on about how horrible she is.

    Can’t we just beg E! to cancel that lame show, and pay the paps not to answer her calls? God, daily root canals have to be better than this.

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    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of gas mileage does her SUV get having to haul around that ass and Kanye’s ego?

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    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just a big perfect ass. And…start with the hate.

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    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s perfectly large, I will admit that.

    BTW, where is her spawn? Did she send it off to mature for the next 18 years before having anything to do with it again?

  16. kery

    Her ass looks disgusting because she has silicone butt implants that kind of butt isn’t real. it looks like the ass of trannys,

  17. Taking selfies of my ass. What a great way to pass the time. I wish I’d thought of it first.

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