And Now Back To Kim Kardashian Ass Selfies

Kim Kardashian can’t believe that people actually think a woman who Photoshopped an infant’s unibrow would stoop so low to digitally alter her own ass selfie because apparently Kim Kardashian has never Googled Kim Kardashian before and realized this is exactly something Kim Kardashian would do to Kim Kardashian. Via Twitter:

It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated!

And to show all those haters, here’s Kim posing for a new selfie where you can’t see her face, it’s conveniently too dark to make out her butt and Kendall’s sticking out her barely legal ass so you’ll get too distracted to even try to. Which almost worked until I realized if that really is Kim, the laws of physics clearly dictate where Kendall is standing should be nothing but a null space where her mass once existed before being sucked into a black hole and turned into a space baby floating above the Earth. I’ve seen it a hundred times…

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