No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking
You’re probably wondering why you’re staring at Kim Kardashian’s ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that’s because there haven’t been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I’m almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of the good ones I like. Sharks are naturally attracted to silicone. It’s like catnip to them, but anyway, here’s Kim being subjected to the great equalizer without anyone realizing she could have 18 bombs in there. FREEDOM ISN’T FREE.
(I miss The Crap We Missed, too, I know. Shh, shh. Daddy’s trying.)
Photos: Splash News