Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she’s not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe’s ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper:

“Khloe’s ass is so big, guys. She needs to lose a couple of pounds. … I want a flat ass, now.”

In related news, fracking shares jumped 85,000% percent as the industry prepares for “a chance to finally level a mountain without destroying the environment. — Ha! Just kidding. It’s full of sulfur and death. (Buy masks.)”

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