Oh, Good, The Army Actually Found A Use For Kim

July 8th, 2014 // 22 Comments

Via Steve who probably thinks he’s safe in Canada. Hahaha! Fool.

Airlander 10: Up Close With The Gigantic Airship The US Army Wanted – The Verge 7.8.14

Photos: The Verge / Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cock Dr

    I did wonder what those implants looked like before they were stuffed into her haunches.

  2. it had to be said

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

  3. brick

    …stretch marks too!

  4. Brooks

    I knew what this was going to say even before I read the headline. LOL!

  5. Freebie

    The resemblance is uncanny.

  6. Slash

    The resemblance is uncanny.

  7. Slash

    Holy shit, the fabled identical simulpost!

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrinkled Skirt Cleavage
    PassingTrue
    Commented on this photo:

    Koo, koo, kaa choo walrus!

  9. JC

    Unrelated to Kim’s ass, I keep seeing articles about a resurgence of blimp-type airships. I’m no engineer, but I don’t see ships that move at a max speed of 80 mph and are the size of Ecuador replacing jets anytime soon.

    • PassingTrue

      I think the blimp’s uses are associated with lifting heavy objects that don’t need to be moved quickly but need to be lowered into a semi-improved area unsuitable for traditional aircraft landing and also the idea of parking a long-term, manned surveillance in a sustained hover.

  10. It’s not fair to compare a blimp to Kim’s ass. What did the blimp ever do to you?

  11. anonymous

    Kim wishes her ass looked like that.

  12. Hopefully the can find a use for Kanye too…like piloting a bomb a-la Major Kong.

  13. MZ MIZRY

    lmao!
    and ewwww @ the ingrown hairs.

  14. Dr. Strangelove

    When did the US Army consider development of a Doomsday weapon?

  15. yayaya

    Fish I’m still rolling on the floor holding my stomach and laughing!

  16. Still it’s only a 1:16 miniature of Kim’s actual ass.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrinkled Skirt Cleavage
    Yobe
    Commented on this photo:

    I know their ‘Sell By” date is long expired, but how do they keep going on? They all have too short, fat legs. Peasant feet, man hands with short, strong fingers. Kim’s face now looks like a Claymation figure. But no talent or redeeming qualities. Can’t act, sing, dance, etc. The peak of their fame came when they sniffed each other’s crotches on their cable show. The bitches at the dog pound do it too, but they don’t even have an agent. They’ve vacuumed the pocket change out of Food Stamp America. What can they do next but go away?

  18. Even better, if you follow the link, there are pictures that looks like the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6.

    Or so I’m told.

  19. There’s a “hot gasses” joke in there someplace…but it’s someplace I don’t want to go

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