Kim Kardashian Says She Only Weighs 140 Pounds

Yesterday, you guys clicked the shit out of Kim Kardashian waddling around in whatever the hell this outfit is because she’s a pullout sofa with a king size bed now. Except if you ask Kim, she’ll tell you she’s only 140 pounds which is exactly what she did to Maria Menounos on Extra:

“There are maybe two or three covers just this week that say I am 200 pounds. I’m like, ‘You are 60 pounds off here’… It wouldn’t even bother me if I gained all the weight. And I have the biggest sweet tooth and I love junk food. Being pregnant I don’t like any of it.”
The reality star said she is eating a lot of carrots and celery with ranch and wishes she wanted to indulge more, saying, “I’m waiting for the moments when someone’s like let’s go to McDonald’s and Taco Bell — that’s not happening for me and I’m kind of sad about it.”

It’s not even worth it to come up with a snarky remark here when all I have to do is post the pics from yesterday below, and let everyone go, “140 pounds huh?” as their monitor topples over like R2-D2. Kim Kardashian’s literally the only punchline you need for Kim Kardashian now. She’s like one of those never-ending snake circles except instead of swallowing her own tail it’s a black penis.