Kim Kardashian Says She Only Weighs 140 Pounds

March 26th, 2013 // 96 Comments
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Yesterday, you guys clicked the shit out of Kim Kardashian waddling around in whatever the hell this outfit is because she’s a pullout sofa with a king size bed now. Except if you ask Kim, she’ll tell you she’s only 140 pounds which is exactly what she did to Maria Menounos on Extra:

“There are maybe two or three covers just this week that say I am 200 pounds. I’m like, ‘You are 60 pounds off here’… It wouldn’t even bother me if I gained all the weight. And I have the biggest sweet tooth and I love junk food. Being pregnant I don’t like any of it.”
The reality star said she is eating a lot of carrots and celery with ranch and wishes she wanted to indulge more, saying, “I’m waiting for the moments when someone’s like let’s go to McDonald’s and Taco Bell — that’s not happening for me and I’m kind of sad about it.”

It’s not even worth it to come up with a snarky remark here when all I have to do is post the pics from yesterday below, and let everyone go, “140 pounds huh?” as their monitor topples over like R2-D2. Kim Kardashian’s literally the only punchline you need for Kim Kardashian now. She’s like one of those never-ending snake circles except instead of swallowing her own tail it’s a black penis.

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  1. Motorboat

    She said they were 60 pounds off; so she’s 260. That sounds about right.

    • Bill Clinton's Valtrex bottle

      I think you nailed it; she only said they were off by 60 pounds. Not that she was 60 pounds lighter.

  2. 140 pounds on the MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOn!
    (things weigh less there!)

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    Anni
    Commented on this photo:

    Which of her thighs is she referring to?

  4. Deacon Jones

    My wife is taller than her, nice abs, and is 130 pounds

    This bitch just keeps digger herself a deeper and deeper hole. Maybe this will unite the country again. The 60s had the space race, the 10s (?) have hatred of Kim K.

  5. Weeblo

    140kg

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    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    140 lbs?! I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbet!

  7. Dick Hell

    Kim knows she weighs 140 because that happens to be the number that causes every bathroom scale ever manufactured to implode.

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    Commented on this photo:

    140 pounds, eh? Let me just check my cow pounds to human pounds calculator….

  9. She also says her tits and ass are real and that she’s never had plastic surgery … why is everyone so shocked ? lol Everything out of the kunt’s mouth is a lie, including “a” and “the.”

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    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    So she said their guess of 200 pounds was 60 pounds off? I take that to mean she’s 260, not 140.

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    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    She is enormous, but keep in mind she’s very short. 140 is a lot for someone that’s 5’2″.

    • anonymous

      Umm, it is not that much. I am 5’1″ and ACTUALLY weigh 145lbs and I am half her size. Seriously. At my largest I was up to 180 and I still have pics of myself then and if you put them next to her pics I would look SIGNIFICANTLY smaller. 140 and short makes you full figured or kind of chunky, not gargantuan.

      • Moe McMoe

        If you and Whatever are chicks, I think I’m speaking for everyone here when I say that we DO wanna see pictures. Yowzah! :D

        (I like ‘em short and curvy, if you couldn’t tell)

      • duh!

        She does not look 140! At the very least she’s 150. She is way too enormous for someone short! I’m 5’0″ and I have 8 weeks left of my pregnancy and weigh only 120 lbs. I’m healthy and my doc says everything is going well. This is also my 2nd kid and I’m around Kim’s age. Her body looks overstuffed and her face is overstretched.

    • Whatever

      No fucking way. I’m 5″3 and about 140 pounds, and…just no. Sorry, gotta go barf.

  12. I wonder if she knows to put both feet on the scale.

    • Flabbergasted

      Are you slow or just not funny? Do you also believe that you can throw off the weight calculator in an elevator if everyone jumps up at the same time?

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    luara
    Commented on this photo:

    Her *SS is 120 lol

  14. So she’s halfway to Khloe?

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    luara
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this beast not know how to dress?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She weighs 140 on what asteroid?
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOO

  17. cc

    That’s in dog pounds.

  18. aaw

    140 Pounds in her ASS or each TIT?
    I am 5’5″….130 pounds.
    Lets just say my measurements are 34-27-36
    SO NO WAY IN HELLLL is she close to that!!!!

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    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s confusing pounds with kilos again. Common mistake when you’re as “hood” as Kayne’s fetus clearly has to be.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if Pimp Momma Kris (or the sperm donor) has sold the milking rights yet? forget oil, shes gonna have a pair of gushers…

  21. Skippy86

    On the moon.

  22. Franky

    You said Menounos – but I see no Menounos – why would you do that to me?

  23. inkydink

    that fat ass alone must weigh 140 pounds. she’s disgusting. i like how she keeps count of how many ragazines she’s on every week and what they say about her fat ass.

  24. anonymous

    LOL– She’s not 140. She was probably 140-ish before her pregnancy.

    Realistically she’s probably around 160-170.

    And needs to stop wearing those clothes. Everything she wears hides her stomach and makes her ass bigger. It’s like she carrying the baby in her intestines.

  25. alexis

    I think she meant 60 pounds off as in 260. that would make a lot more sense. then she get some fat pregnant sympathy that will make all the 14 year old zombie girls that love her cheer her on when she gets a full body plastic surgery while still milking. ahem, breastfeeding.

  26. Seriously, she could not come out with a somewhat believable lie? 140 pounds, really?

  27. Rob

    Please, this bitch wasn’t 140 BEFORE she got pregnant.

  28. Calves are born at about 90 pounds and dairy stock easily clears a half ton.

  29. Hornsby

    Blacks like her because her shit eating father hid blood evidence for that tough guy white woman beating cunt OJ and as a bonus she likes to be degraded by blacks. They love that.

    • See, I read what you posted, and I see, “I have no idea what the fuck black people like because I’m too terrified to speak or even make eye contact, because I’m a racist shit.”

  30. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    Die in a fucking plane wreck already!

  31. It would’ve been hilarious if Maria had said, “And that’s why we’ve brought in a SURPRISE SCALE, to help dispel these rumors once and for all!” Kim would’ve left a cartoon outline in the wall.

  32. So how many cameras are on her? Given that each camera adds 10 lbs, I’m guessing 10 cameras.

  33. judgingyou

    Kris Jenner got to the scale…. Kim’s fillers, implants and ass alone probably weigh 140.

  34. SssssHhh

    The milk is tainted, the meat is expired..does that cause bloating?,
    !!!!!!MOoooo!!!!!

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    Well I'll Be
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s 5’2″. So it could technically be true, but she’s still a liar. I say she’s closer to 145-150.

    • Whatever

      No way. I’m 5,3, and just her tits would make me 155 at least. Not to mention those couches she’s draging around everywere…

  36. Dan

    140 lbs?…Ya, in your bra!

  37. ThisWillHurt

    “That’s right, I weigh only 140 pounds, and my soon-to-be husband is a well respected performing artist who doesn’t start feuds with other artists, and I’ll drop my baby weight immediately, and my daughter will grow up to be a unicorn rancher! My life is better than yours!”

  38. KC

    She puts the MOOOOOO in MOOOOOOON, which is the only place where she weighs 140 lbs.

  39. Jen Jenner

    Gaining 100 pounds to birth a baby that weighs under 10 is pure laziness and gluttony.

  40. archphoenix

    If by “carrots and celery with ranch” she means “waffle cones of ice cream” then yes. Because almost every photo I’ve seen of her lately has her chowing down on ice cream. Kim, you’re pregnant, it’s ok. Eat and wear giant mumus with flip flops. Once you push that kid out you can hand it over to your army of nannys and Kris can start whoring it out and you can go back to focusing on what’s most important – yourself. Sigh. That poor kid has no chance.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs are about 36E and her ass is XTRA Xtra large. I would say yes she is 5’2″, but she is tipping at the scale at 150+. Yes it is hard to have curves and pregnant, but be realistic. Oh wait, I forgot, this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about.

  42. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Her shits weigh 140 lbs – friggin troll

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    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    That man just caught a whiff

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    Auston
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess she forgot to weigh her ass…

  45. Freebie

    Say what you want about her – she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

  46. cc

    She weight about 140…Freightliners.

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    Shane
    Commented on this photo:

    The only way I can see her weighing 140lbs is if gravity took a day off. Please Honey, sell it someplace else

  48. She’s an evil fuckin’ genius. All she wants is attention and here we all are giving it to her.

    Remember the saying, “There is no bad press”? She’s living proof of it… all the way to the bank.

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    “It says here you weigh 140 lbs. Yeah. IN YOUR BRA!”

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