Posted by Photo Boy
Less than a month ago Kim Kardashian and Kanye West let it be known publicly that they’ve started seeing each other. Since everyone knows that Kim got married the last time strictly for love, leaving herself open to embarrassment, it seems this time around she isn’t taking any chances. The Superficial has gained access to a highly secretive agreement albeit at the forfeiture of our first born children. It reads:
April 5, 2012
Each party hereby agrees, as stated in this contract as forged in the fires of Hell, that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shall henceforth appear to love each other slightly more than they love themselves as long as the ratings don’t dip. Each party agrees to equal division of revenue less costs incurred by Mr. West for the replacement of urine-stained linens, furniture, carpet, and auto upholstery. In the event of a ratings slide, Mr. West must choose between an on-air break up, thereby submitting himself to a humiliating edit, in which he will look like an insensitive monster, or instead do battle with Khloe Kardashian after she has been withheld food for longer than a period of 12 hours. By signing below all parties agree to the above terms and have accepted Lucifer as their dark prince and savior,
As witnessed by,
Kris Jenner, Satan and President Obama
Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
“I told you Kanye, if you want to have sex with me, you have to drink a lot of water first.”
Shame her wrote that song slamming Amber Rose when its obvious it was meant Kim. She digs so much gold Im surprised she doesnt wear a miner’s hat and carry a shovel. Gold plated of course. Gotta keep the whoring classy.
I thought it was established in the 90′s by Clinton that blowjobs are not considered sexual intercourse.
That only applies to Arkansas hillbilly douchebag used car salesmen.
Motherfucking Gay Fish!
Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.
They both ooze, and what’s coming out contains no class.
Look at her….she can’t even make eye contact with him.
Even Kim K has a “Did I really just let this dirty (blank) stick his dick in me” look on her face.
“Behind every big bootied ho, there’s a black guy saying it all with his eyes”…..
ew.
No way did they just have sex. Leather doesn’t come on and off easily in any seat (especially on that ass) and his untied Timberland boots would be overflowing with piss.
EXACTLY, those pants Kim has on would have to be CUT OFF.
He was probably just JACKING OFF, but you KNOW that she wouldnt let him CUM on her, NO WAY!
“Kim…”
“…Kim, talk to me…”
“…KIM! Don’t walk away from me, goddammit!”
(“Oh, snap, photographers. Look cool, Kanye. Look cool.”)
Extremely well played… +1 Interhatz for you!
There’s one more. Someone’s comment got in the way.
Girl, how my sposed to put this back in my tight ass pants now. You need to finish what you start.
“Okay, Kim, you win. We’ll cut an album, and your momma gets 10% of the gross. Now can I put it in you?”
Unless the aroma of rotting fish compounded by a double helping of skank was in the air, those two are posing for the paps they obviously summon to wherever they are. He was never better than when his momma was running his pathetic life, and she’d open her legs and flash that nasty twat of hers at anyone who can get her attention. Ew for both of them. Can this site please start covering real celebrities instead of skank trash?
It’s a bit disturbing to see a cow wearing its own skin as pants.
Hahahahaahaha!!! Isn’t that how Mad Cow disease gets started??
My daughter wants to be just like her.
You need to ground the fuck outta that kid.
Douse her with a bucket of piss and let us know what she thinks.
Haha! Yeah!! No, wait, seriously though, Dad Dude, you need to tell your daughter that this girl was pissed on. On tape. Willingly. That’s fucking disgusting.
But, Kanye is gay, and she’s not wearing a fake beard, so FAIL.
“Watch out!! YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET MUGGED!”
Wait… are you racially qualified to make that joke? :)
Please. If Obama did it, he would have written a line that we had to pay for it all….
Are people still bouncing on this trampoline of a chick? Hookers are cheaper and probably cleaner.
Hookers and their pimps have sex all the time. What’s the big?
If Kim was to have sex with her pimp, that would mean having sex with her Mom. I doubt even she’s that low.
“Girl, stop playing, you didn’t finish the job!” Impossible for her to have been having sex in the car with those pants. Those arent easy to put on or take off. Bu Im sure she was doing something else!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He’s only 5’8″. No wonder he is such a twat.
My boyfriend is 5’4 and he’s so hot. Kanye could be 6’0 and still wouldn’t be as hot as my man.
Height isn’t everything.
Oh, I see what kind of person you are now. You’re either an incredibly jealous and overly-possessive female, or an incredibly jealous and overly-possessive gay man. Good luck with that.
and you’re a stalker obviously. I say one thing to you and you can’t stop following me around lol
I can’t wait for it to come out during divorce court that Kim was doing Kayne the night before her wedding.
Wait… Are my eyes going completely crazy/trying to blind me, or is that Kanye’s bare thigh/hip? What is that brown space above his belt???
man thong?
Kanye said some sit about OJ being “magnificent” and The Kardashians would be working at the mall selling perfume if it wsn’t for uncle Oj killing two good people so it doesn’t surprise me they’d throw in together.
So who butt fucked whom?
Since Kanye was the one pulling up the seat of his pants I think it’s safe to assume he was the one getting his hole poked.
white man’s trash is a black man’s gold
I cannot imagine what kind of ego clashes these two fame whores have
They’re so self-absorbed, they probably aren’t even aware that the other person is in the same room with them.
I couldn’t imagine that reconstructed jaw going down on that fake Kardashian ass. EW!
He’s in the closet any way. Fake ass PR couple
Stewie: that was beautiful. I’m gonna tell my friends I banged her.
ps- kim wants to be beyonce sooooo bad… wearing the same shoes beyonce wore 2 weeks ago… http://www.stylebistro.com/lookbook/Beyonce+Knowles/Shoes
LOL THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS PICTURE EVER!!! LOL
LOL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLL
THESE ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS PICTURES EVER!! LMAO
id tap kanye in a second kim not so much
More like he just jacked off in the car while she texted someone about how she made Kanye West jackoff in the car…Gross. And I used to defend Kanye. Apparently everyone else what right about that guy. Kim Kardashian?! Ew.
Anyone who has ever worn leather pants, knows they are far from conducive to quickie sex. Especially since K.K used a giant sized shoe horn to squeeze herself into those ones.
Kim is carrying the purse in her right hand, so she’s right-handed. That’s the hand she’ll use to jerk him off.
yes, because it’s feasable kim managed to heave leather pants over that ass quicker than kanye could pull his jeans up. yes.
George Bush hates black people.
uhhh most texans hate black people
alot of black people hate black people too, so what’s your point?
its really a shame that shes so trashy and loose
because honestly shes quite pretty. yes shes had work done but shes pretty. but no guy wants a girl who is loose :/ unless the guy is loose too …like kanye
This family is out to find any black guy thats dumb enough to fall for the family messs…too bad Kanye is this thirsty…cause this family is insert any black man… Can’t stand this family anymore, t
Raaaa: exactly what I was thinking – no way that cunt could move those pants off that fat ass without a vat of baby oil and about a dozen shoehorns!
It’s worrying. I’m pretty sure when soul sucking, vacuums of light and decency are rubbed together it creates dark matter or an atom bomb.
You gonna get raped!!
Kim did not have to take her pants off to do what she does best. Kanye has seen the Kim & Ray-Jay video, he knows sucking dick is what Kim does best. That whore can take it baby! Mommie must be so proud. Wait … Kris Jenner is a ho too, she just does it the ol’ fashion way and marries the sucker.