Kim Kardahsian & Kanye West Want You to Think They Just Had Sex in This Car

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Less than a month ago Kim Kardashian and Kanye West let it be known publicly that they’ve started seeing each other. Since everyone knows that Kim got married the last time strictly for love, leaving herself open to embarrassment, it seems this time around she isn’t taking any chances. The Superficial has gained access to a highly secretive agreement albeit at the forfeiture of our first born children. It reads:

April 5, 2012
Each party hereby agrees, as stated in this contract as forged in the fires of Hell, that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shall henceforth appear to love each other slightly more than they love themselves as long as the ratings don’t dip. Each party agrees to equal division of revenue less costs incurred by Mr. West for the replacement of urine-stained linens, furniture, carpet, and auto upholstery. In the event of a ratings slide, Mr. West must choose between an on-air break up, thereby submitting himself to a humiliating edit, in which he will look like an insensitive monster, or instead do battle with Khloe Kardashian after she has been withheld food for longer than a period of 12 hours. By signing below all parties agree to the above terms and have accepted Lucifer as their dark prince and savior,

As witnessed by,

Kris Jenner, Satan and President Obama

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