Kim Kardahsian & Kanye West Want You to Think They Just Had Sex in This Car

April 30th, 2012 // 71 Comments
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Less than a month ago Kim Kardashian and Kanye West let it be known publicly that they’ve started seeing each other. Since everyone knows that Kim got married the last time strictly for love, leaving herself open to embarrassment, it seems this time around she isn’t taking any chances. The Superficial has gained access to a highly secretive agreement albeit at the forfeiture of our first born children. It reads:

April 5, 2012
Each party hereby agrees, as stated in this contract as forged in the fires of Hell, that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shall henceforth appear to love each other slightly more than they love themselves as long as the ratings don’t dip. Each party agrees to equal division of revenue less costs incurred by Mr. West for the replacement of urine-stained linens, furniture, carpet, and auto upholstery. In the event of a ratings slide, Mr. West must choose between an on-air break up, thereby submitting himself to a humiliating edit, in which he will look like an insensitive monster, or instead do battle with Khloe Kardashian after she has been withheld food for longer than a period of 12 hours. By signing below all parties agree to the above terms and have accepted Lucifer as their dark prince and savior,

As witnessed by,

Kris Jenner, Satan and President Obama

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    “I told you Kanye, if you want to have sex with me, you have to drink a lot of water first.”

  2. Dude of Dudes

    Shame her wrote that song slamming Amber Rose when its obvious it was meant Kim. She digs so much gold Im surprised she doesnt wear a miner’s hat and carry a shovel. Gold plated of course. Gotta keep the whoring classy.

  3. Anonymous

    I thought it was established in the 90′s by Clinton that blowjobs are not considered sexual intercourse.

  4. Donald Duck

    Motherfucking Gay Fish!

  5. PU

    Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.

  6. Cock Dr

    They both ooze, and what’s coming out contains no class.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Look at her….she can’t even make eye contact with him.

    Even Kim K has a “Did I really just let this dirty (blank) stick his dick in me” look on her face.

  8. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    “Behind every big bootied ho, there’s a black guy saying it all with his eyes”…..

  9. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    name
    Commented on this photo:

    ew.

  10. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    No way did they just have sex. Leather doesn’t come on and off easily in any seat (especially on that ass) and his untied Timberland boots would be overflowing with piss.

    • james

      EXACTLY, those pants Kim has on would have to be CUT OFF.
      He was probably just JACKING OFF, but you KNOW that she wouldnt let him CUM on her, NO WAY!

  11. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kim…”

  12. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    “…Kim, talk to me…”

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    “…KIM! Don’t walk away from me, goddammit!”

  14. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    (“Oh, snap, photographers. Look cool, Kanye. Look cool.”)

  15. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    missy
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl, how my sposed to put this back in my tight ass pants now. You need to finish what you start.

  16. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, Kim, you win. We’ll cut an album, and your momma gets 10% of the gross. Now can I put it in you?”

  17. Dramatic Puddle

    Unless the aroma of rotting fish compounded by a double helping of skank was in the air, those two are posing for the paps they obviously summon to wherever they are. He was never better than when his momma was running his pathetic life, and she’d open her legs and flash that nasty twat of hers at anyone who can get her attention. Ew for both of them. Can this site please start covering real celebrities instead of skank trash?

  18. kimmykimkim

    It’s a bit disturbing to see a cow wearing its own skin as pants.

  19. A Dad

    My daughter wants to be just like her.

  20. it had to be said

    But, Kanye is gay, and she’s not wearing a fake beard, so FAIL.

  21. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Watch out!! YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET MUGGED!”

  22. Please. If Obama did it, he would have written a line that we had to pay for it all….

  23. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    guttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    Are people still bouncing on this trampoline of a chick? Hookers are cheaper and probably cleaner.

  24. alex

    Hookers and their pimps have sex all the time. What’s the big?

  25. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Girl, stop playing, you didn’t finish the job!” Impossible for her to have been having sex in the car with those pants. Those arent easy to put on or take off. Bu Im sure she was doing something else!

  26. Crispy Anus

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He’s only 5’8″. No wonder he is such a twat.

    • UKCF

      My boyfriend is 5’4 and he’s so hot. Kanye could be 6’0 and still wouldn’t be as hot as my man.

      Height isn’t everything.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh, I see what kind of person you are now. You’re either an incredibly jealous and overly-possessive female, or an incredibly jealous and overly-possessive gay man. Good luck with that.

      • UKCF

        and you’re a stalker obviously. I say one thing to you and you can’t stop following me around lol

  27. theoriginal LJ

    I can’t wait for it to come out during divorce court that Kim was doing Kayne the night before her wedding.

  28. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait… Are my eyes going completely crazy/trying to blind me, or is that Kanye’s bare thigh/hip? What is that brown space above his belt???

  29. west

    Kanye said some sit about OJ being “magnificent” and The Kardashians would be working at the mall selling perfume if it wsn’t for uncle Oj killing two good people so it doesn’t surprise me they’d throw in together.

  30. Amy Fisher

    So who butt fucked whom?

  31. just say'n

    Since Kanye was the one pulling up the seat of his pants I think it’s safe to assume he was the one getting his hole poked.

  32. !!!!!!!

    white man’s trash is a black man’s gold

  33. Mama Pinkus

    I cannot imagine what kind of ego clashes these two fame whores have

  34. terry

    I couldn’t imagine that reconstructed jaw going down on that fake Kardashian ass. EW!
    He’s in the closet any way. Fake ass PR couple

  35. Yayaya

    Stewie: that was beautiful. I’m gonna tell my friends I banged her.

  36. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    lizzza
    Commented on this photo:

    ps- kim wants to be beyonce sooooo bad… wearing the same shoes beyonce wore 2 weeks ago… http://www.stylebistro.com/lookbook/Beyonce+Knowles/Shoes

  37. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    parody
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS PICTURE EVER!!! LOL

  38. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    parody
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLL

    THESE ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS PICTURES EVER!! LMAO

  39. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    steve chavez
    Commented on this photo:

    id tap kanye in a second kim not so much

  40. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    More like he just jacked off in the car while she texted someone about how she made Kanye West jackoff in the car…Gross. And I used to defend Kanye. Apparently everyone else what right about that guy. Kim Kardashian?! Ew.

  41. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone who has ever worn leather pants, knows they are far from conducive to quickie sex. Especially since K.K used a giant sized shoe horn to squeeze herself into those ones.

  42. NoBJ4U

    Kim is carrying the purse in her right hand, so she’s right-handed. That’s the hand she’ll use to jerk him off.

  43. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Raaaaaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, because it’s feasable kim managed to heave leather pants over that ass quicker than kanye could pull his jeans up. yes.

  44. Kanye W.

    George Bush hates black people.

  45. sav

    its really a shame that shes so trashy and loose
    because honestly shes quite pretty. yes shes had work done but shes pretty. but no guy wants a girl who is loose :/ unless the guy is loose too …like kanye

  46. Alicia

    This family is out to find any black guy thats dumb enough to fall for the family messs…too bad Kanye is this thirsty…cause this family is insert any black man… Can’t stand this family anymore, t

  47. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    BetterThanYou
    Commented on this photo:

    Raaaa: exactly what I was thinking – no way that cunt could move those pants off that fat ass without a vat of baby oil and about a dozen shoehorns!

  48. gruff

    It’s worrying. I’m pretty sure when soul sucking, vacuums of light and decency are rubbed together it creates dark matter or an atom bomb.

  49. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    JD
    Commented on this photo:

    You gonna get raped!!

  50. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Pants Down
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim did not have to take her pants off to do what she does best. Kanye has seen the Kim & Ray-Jay video, he knows sucking dick is what Kim does best. That whore can take it baby! Mommie must be so proud. Wait … Kris Jenner is a ho too, she just does it the ol’ fashion way and marries the sucker.

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