Somebody snapped this picture of Britney at her Staples Center concert, but I would’ve just have easily believed this was taken three months into the future when her dad ends her conservatorship. It’s like she’s in the movie The Warriors except substitute McNuggets for the fate of New York City. “Sweet & Sour sauce, come out and plaaaaaaay!”
(Apologies to anyone who hasn’t seen The Warriors. Your life is without meaning.)
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Miko | September 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
First?!
Etienne | September 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I, Beastwoman, I break out of jail, to feed on your soul. Ha ha ha ha.
patchwkgrl | September 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
First?!
melissa | September 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm
um…. what… the… fuck? fashion police!
Cisco | September 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Is that David Lee Roth?
Rach | September 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
What is she wearing – urghh.
tricia | September 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Her fly is open.
obama bin laden | September 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm
i think her pussy is
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that wide.
blame it on ROUGH daddy | September 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Don’t laugh a lot superficial dwellers are going to her show. Therefore, contributing to k-feds obesity…
Eva | September 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Shame on me. Over a decade ago, I used to be like… jealous… of how hot and cute she was. Man oh man. Not anymore!
fearsarewishes | September 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Words and phrases that should not be used by those 15 and older:
Epic.
Epic fail.
Like totally.
Ew.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
Amy | September 25, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Haha, that has to be the funniest picture I have ever seen (#1). What is up with her face? Anyway, her body looks pretty great…I wish I had her flat stomach…not so much the thick legs.
D4P | September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Attention, peoples of the earth:
Stop giving Britney your money.
Alpha Pablo | September 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Yeah…okay I get it now!
She isn’t a coal-burnin’ Kardashian nor does she have a square jaw, manly features and the body of a teenage boy… So KILL IT WITH FIRE?
She’s had kids and still looks damn good to me.
Samela | September 25, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I can’t tell if this is Brooke Hogan or Linda Hogan.
bot | September 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Heidi Klum has also had kids and she looks fucking perfect. The kids excuse doesn’t work if you have all the money and resources that these rich people have. It comes down to how badly you want it. She’s chunky.
The Gorgeous One | September 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@5. Agreed. This looks like a bad outtake of “Hot for teacher” . Gross.
Aunt Jemima | September 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I think that chicken wing she shoved down her spandex has burst the zipper. Best to eat it right away Brit.
D4P | September 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Quick: somebody lock that cage before it gets out…!
Holly | September 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Yeah, #7. Exactly. Bitch is worth $120 million and she can’t get her zipper fixed?
The three fattest parts of her body in order:
1. Head
2. Neck
3. Legs
She should’ve been a linebacker.
minty | September 25, 2009 at 5:13 pm
all sorts of issues happening here.
firstly, her fly is open. secondly, the crotch of her pants is extremely low, thus making her stumpy legs look even stumpier. and then we have the leotards making an appearance above the pants. ridiculous.
kris | September 25, 2009 at 5:14 pm
HAHAHA She does have her zipper down!! She is GROSS!!!
Anon | September 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Why are her flies never done up?
At mcdonalds, starbucks, on stage my god have some shame and do them up.
And wear a bra.
And underwear.
marie | September 25, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Madonna’s ass looks so much better…………….
kiki | September 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Minty, you overlooked the welding googles, pantyhose taller than the pants and the brown headband/ black top/ red pants combo. Are you blind?
Randal | September 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Britney puts on an amazing show and these pictures capture the high energy she brings to the stage for all of her millions of fans around the world. Mix that in with a great voice and original dance moves, you’ve got yourself a cracker jack box of exploding musical talent!
Randal
Give me a break | September 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
So, this is what passes for “entertainment” nowadays. A methead coked out drunk unable to care for herself idiot, dressing up like a 70′s era dayshift disco dolly in the stupidest outfit imaginable (and unable to zip up her pants due to being a fatty), pretending to sing onstage. I think I’ll pass on this, thanks. There’s a crazy lady down the street (kinda like the Simpsons cat lady) who’s more entertaining than this mental retard and, unlike shitney, I won’t have to give money to her to watch her make a complete & total ass of herself…
illy | September 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
hahahh! she looks AWESOME!! i love the outfit and the glasses :D
Amy | September 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Garth?
TJS | September 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
You got me all excited… I thought you were posting old Van Halen concert pics…
Fartz | September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Randal, if i wanted to here an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.
Fartz | September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Randal, if i wanted to hear an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.
Crabby Old Guy | September 25, 2009 at 5:51 pm
First Pamela Anderson – now this? Why? What have any of us ever done to you?
What’s next, recently discovered Polaroids of Tammy Fay Baker? Really, what more can you do to us today?
Please, no Madonna to finish the un Holy Trinity!
Bob Johnson | September 25, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Cisco nailed it exactly.
I swear this is David Lee Roth
cc | September 25, 2009 at 5:55 pm
So, let me get this straight. People pay to see her perform?
PS Randal, don’t worry, some of us do get that you are being tongue-in-cheek.
Coochie | September 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
The dry cleaners shrunk her pants. Bitches!
The Gorgeous One | September 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@ Randal
I have to say that for the most part, I kinda ignored you until the other day. However, after the post on a dapper Hugh Jackman, I have to say that I am now a fan.
Thanks for not disappointing today.
abby | September 25, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I thought it was Brook Hogan wrestling.
Randal is a gas bag | September 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Don’t pump up Randal’s ego, it just makes him fruitier in his mouth farts.
Crapzilla | September 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@ 38 Abby. I know, right? When is Brooke going to start that gig? I can’t wait to see her costumes.
Yaaaahhhhhhhhhh | September 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Damn she looks good.
ghost | September 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm
#5 that is exactly what I thought.
Snopes nopes | September 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Randal’s gonna try this look this weekend at the club. Let us know how it goes big R!
Fatney Rears | September 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Fatney really looks like a man with those huge tree trunk linebacker legs.
mawaad | September 25, 2009 at 6:47 pm
whatever,shes still hot :P
dont tell me you wont do er!
heff | September 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm
She is too fat for that outfit, her body is so masculine and manly.
KIKI | September 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm
@44 Fatney Rears! Ahhhahhahhha!
Max Planck | September 25, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Mrs. Federline, please don’t forget to mail your spousal support check.
Posh Spice | September 25, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Shitney has reverse anorexia, she thinks she’s thin. It is a common occurance in the south.
Jonny | September 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I thought pic no 7 was one of her male dancers at first, until I clicked it and realized it was infact britney. lol