Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

First?!

I, Beastwoman, I break out of jail, to feed on your soul. Ha ha ha ha.

First?!

um…. what… the… fuck? fashion police!

Is that David Lee Roth?

What is she wearing – urghh.

Her fly is open.

i think her pussy is

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that wide.

Don’t laugh a lot superficial dwellers are going to her show. Therefore, contributing to k-feds obesity…

Shame on me. Over a decade ago, I used to be like… jealous… of how hot and cute she was. Man oh man. Not anymore!

Words and phrases that should not be used by those 15 and older:

Epic.
Epic fail.
Like totally.
Ew.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Haha, that has to be the funniest picture I have ever seen (#1). What is up with her face? Anyway, her body looks pretty great…I wish I had her flat stomach…not so much the thick legs.

Attention, peoples of the earth:

Stop giving Britney your money.

Yeah…okay I get it now!

She isn’t a coal-burnin’ Kardashian nor does she have a square jaw, manly features and the body of a teenage boy… So KILL IT WITH FIRE?

She’s had kids and still looks damn good to me.

I can’t tell if this is Brooke Hogan or Linda Hogan.

Heidi Klum has also had kids and she looks fucking perfect. The kids excuse doesn’t work if you have all the money and resources that these rich people have. It comes down to how badly you want it. She’s chunky.

@5. Agreed. This looks like a bad outtake of “Hot for teacher” . Gross.

I think that chicken wing she shoved down her spandex has burst the zipper. Best to eat it right away Brit.

Quick: somebody lock that cage before it gets out…!

Yeah, #7. Exactly. Bitch is worth $120 million and she can’t get her zipper fixed?

The three fattest parts of her body in order:
1. Head
2. Neck
3. Legs

She should’ve been a linebacker.

all sorts of issues happening here.

firstly, her fly is open. secondly, the crotch of her pants is extremely low, thus making her stumpy legs look even stumpier. and then we have the leotards making an appearance above the pants. ridiculous.

HAHAHA She does have her zipper down!! She is GROSS!!!

Why are her flies never done up?

At mcdonalds, starbucks, on stage my god have some shame and do them up.

And wear a bra.

And underwear.

Madonna’s ass looks so much better…………….

Minty, you overlooked the welding googles, pantyhose taller than the pants and the brown headband/ black top/ red pants combo. Are you blind?

Britney puts on an amazing show and these pictures capture the high energy she brings to the stage for all of her millions of fans around the world. Mix that in with a great voice and original dance moves, you’ve got yourself a cracker jack box of exploding musical talent!

Randal

So, this is what passes for “entertainment” nowadays. A methead coked out drunk unable to care for herself idiot, dressing up like a 70′s era dayshift disco dolly in the stupidest outfit imaginable (and unable to zip up her pants due to being a fatty), pretending to sing onstage. I think I’ll pass on this, thanks. There’s a crazy lady down the street (kinda like the Simpsons cat lady) who’s more entertaining than this mental retard and, unlike shitney, I won’t have to give money to her to watch her make a complete & total ass of herself…

hahahh! she looks AWESOME!! i love the outfit and the glasses :D

Garth?

You got me all excited… I thought you were posting old Van Halen concert pics…

Randal, if i wanted to here an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.

Randal, if i wanted to hear an asshole emote, I would have farted. You are an exploding jackass.

First Pamela Anderson – now this? Why? What have any of us ever done to you?

What’s next, recently discovered Polaroids of Tammy Fay Baker? Really, what more can you do to us today?

Please, no Madonna to finish the un Holy Trinity!

Cisco nailed it exactly.

I swear this is David Lee Roth

So, let me get this straight. People pay to see her perform?

PS Randal, don’t worry, some of us do get that you are being tongue-in-cheek.

The dry cleaners shrunk her pants. Bitches!

@ Randal
I have to say that for the most part, I kinda ignored you until the other day. However, after the post on a dapper Hugh Jackman, I have to say that I am now a fan.

Thanks for not disappointing today.

I thought it was Brook Hogan wrestling.

Don’t pump up Randal’s ego, it just makes him fruitier in his mouth farts.

@ 38 Abby. I know, right? When is Brooke going to start that gig? I can’t wait to see her costumes.

Damn she looks good.

#5 that is exactly what I thought.

Randal’s gonna try this look this weekend at the club. Let us know how it goes big R!

Fatney really looks like a man with those huge tree trunk linebacker legs.

whatever,shes still hot :P
dont tell me you wont do er!

She is too fat for that outfit, her body is so masculine and manly.

@44 Fatney Rears! Ahhhahhahhha!

Mrs. Federline, please don’t forget to mail your spousal support check.

Shitney has reverse anorexia, she thinks she’s thin. It is a common occurance in the south.

I thought pic no 7 was one of her male dancers at first, until I clicked it and realized it was infact britney. lol