Kiefer Sutherland’s headbutting forgiven

Kiefer Sutherland will not be facing assault charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCollough. The two have kissed and made up, according to People:

Sutherland apologized to fashion designer Jack McCollough, who had claimed the 24 star broke his nose in a scuffle at a New York nightclub May 5.
“I am sorry about what happened that night and sincerely regret that Mr. McCollough was injured,” Sutherland said in a joint statement released to the Associated Press.
McCollough said in the statement: “I appreciate Mr. Sutherland’s statement and wish him well,” according to AP.

Wait a minute, why is Jack McCollough trying to avoid a trial? Unless he knows where the bomb is! Somebody load Kiefer full of bourbon and get him back out there, dammit! What’s that? — He’s already drunk and humping a Christmas tree? Well then, who are we to question the man’s methods? I feel safer already.

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