Kiefer Sutherland’s headbutting forgiven

May 24th, 2009 // 29 Comments

Kiefer Sutherland will not be facing assault charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCollough. The two have kissed and made up, according to People:

Sutherland apologized to fashion designer Jack McCollough, who had claimed the 24 star broke his nose in a scuffle at a New York nightclub May 5.
“I am sorry about what happened that night and sincerely regret that Mr. McCollough was injured,” Sutherland said in a joint statement released to the Associated Press.
McCollough said in the statement: “I appreciate Mr. Sutherland’s statement and wish him well,” according to AP.

Wait a minute, why is Jack McCollough trying to avoid a trial? Unless he knows where the bomb is! Somebody load Kiefer full of bourbon and get him back out there, dammit! What’s that? — He’s already drunk and humping a Christmas tree? Well then, who are we to question the man’s methods? I feel safer already.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Zee Brat

    NINTH!

  2. Why does it look like his face is made of Play-Doh in these pictures?

  3. Jack Bauer

    I should have shot that bitch like I did Victor Drazen in season 1…double fisting my Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.

  4. boeser

    omg – kiefer sutherland: http://z0r.de/?id=1246

    :<

  5. Jack Bauer

    one time, in the first season…i shot Victor Drazen, double fisting my two Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.

  6. What im not getting from the snippet of an article is what kind of cotton mr Mccoullough will use as gauzes under his nostril, the 20s, fitties or bucks.

  7. trevor

    -unless I see a fat ass in a bikini I’m not interested in commenting

  8. Womb Raider

    What the hell is wrong with his ears? They are like squared on the lobes. I’m half expecting them to hide gills, like Mel Gibson in ‘Waterworld.’

  9. He was on Jimmy Fallon. he seemed irritated that Jimmy wanted to joke about it. I was surprised he’d even do late night right now.

  10. Gando

    Even very drunk,always stay in control of yourself!

  11. Nero

    How much did he pay?

  12. isitin

    Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.

  13. isitin

    Jack Bauer went out to the desert, and was bitten by a rattlesnake. The snake died.

  14. isitin

    If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

  15. isitin

    Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.

  16. isitin

    When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

  17. isitin

    Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

  18. isitin

    Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.

  19. isitin

    Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

  20. isitin

    There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

  21. isitin

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Jack Bauer can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.

  22. creepy

    he looks as creepy as his father.

  23. creepy

    he looks as creepy as his father.

  24. djb

    @8… maybe you’re thinking Kevin Costner?

  25. Otherwise “THE JAIL” get used to this moron, folks!!

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  27. Chuck Norris

    I could kick his ass

  28. -Lmega5-

    if jack bauer decided to come out of the closet and be gay, his name would be changed to chuck norris.

  29. Good pictures.

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