Kiefer Sutherland will not be facing assault charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCollough. The two have kissed and made up, according to People:
Sutherland apologized to fashion designer Jack McCollough, who had claimed the 24 star broke his nose in a scuffle at a New York nightclub May 5.
“I am sorry about what happened that night and sincerely regret that Mr. McCollough was injured,” Sutherland said in a joint statement released to the Associated Press.
McCollough said in the statement: “I appreciate Mr. Sutherland’s statement and wish him well,” according to AP.
Wait a minute, why is Jack McCollough trying to avoid a trial? Unless he knows where the bomb is! Somebody load Kiefer full of bourbon and get him back out there, dammit! What’s that? — He’s already drunk and humping a Christmas tree? Well then, who are we to question the man’s methods? I feel safer already.
Zee Brat | May 24, 2009 at 12:13 pm
NINTH!
Sniction | May 24, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Why does it look like his face is made of Play-Doh in these pictures?
Jack Bauer | May 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I should have shot that bitch like I did Victor Drazen in season 1…double fisting my Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.
boeser | May 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm
omg – kiefer sutherland: http://z0r.de/?id=1246
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Jack Bauer | May 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
one time, in the first season…i shot Victor Drazen, double fisting my two Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.
ROUGH--observes human behavior | May 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm
What im not getting from the snippet of an article is what kind of cotton mr Mccoullough will use as gauzes under his nostril, the 20s, fitties or bucks.
trevor | May 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
-unless I see a fat ass in a bikini I’m not interested in commenting
Womb Raider | May 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm
What the hell is wrong with his ears? They are like squared on the lobes. I’m half expecting them to hide gills, like Mel Gibson in ‘Waterworld.’
Candy Report | May 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm
He was on Jimmy Fallon. he seemed irritated that Jimmy wanted to joke about it. I was surprised he’d even do late night right now.
Gando | May 24, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Even very drunk,always stay in control of yourself!
Nero | May 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm
How much did he pay?
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Jack Bauer went out to the desert, and was bitten by a rattlesnake. The snake died.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:30 pm
If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:32 pm
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:38 pm
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
isitin | May 24, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Jack Bauer can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
creepy | May 24, 2009 at 11:12 pm
he looks as creepy as his father.
creepy | May 24, 2009 at 11:12 pm
he looks as creepy as his father.
djb | May 25, 2009 at 12:07 am
@8… maybe you’re thinking Kevin Costner?
gerard vandenberg | May 25, 2009 at 12:52 am
Otherwise “THE JAIL” get used to this moron, folks!!
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Chuck Norris | May 25, 2009 at 9:45 am
I could kick his ass
-Lmega5- | May 25, 2009 at 12:03 pm
if jack bauer decided to come out of the closet and be gay, his name would be changed to chuck norris.
Jesmi | May 26, 2009 at 3:06 am
Good pictures.