Kiefer Sutherland never used to mind signing autographs and was a favorite among collectors. But after his arrest for DUI in September he’s not feeling the love, according to Page Six:
“He would always stand and sign for a half hour, but since his arrest, he’s been telling collectors, ‘I don’t do that anymore. You guys screwed me.’ ” Photos taken before the arrest, showing Sutherland looking tired and emotional, were quickly posted on the Internet. The shots could have been introduced as evidence in court.
Kiefer Sutherland truly was the best autograph signer. I remember one time he signed 50 autographs in under a minute. Yeah, he was blitzed on Jager, and he wasn’t really signing anything as much as punching people in the face. He even threw up on one guy’s shoe after yelling “Jack Bauer is a pickle!” But you just don’t see very many stars connect with their fans like that anymore. He really was one of the greats. We’re gonna miss him.
suz | October 31, 2007 at 6:03 pm
first
fweem | October 31, 2007 at 6:03 pm
boobs
Pedro McChang | October 31, 2007 at 6:08 pm
That bastard looks like he just waddled out of a trailer park. If he was wearing a wife-beater the picture would be complete.
Jimbo | October 31, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Who gives a shit about getting a “Kiefer Sutherland” autograph? Is anyone going to lose sleep over not getting this bozos autograph?
Annabel | October 31, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Who cares about getting his autograph anyway?
Guy | October 31, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Who?
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 31, 2007 at 6:24 pm
NEVER take it out on the fans – after this is all over with he will still have to work
If he was tired and still chose to sign autographs – that is totally different from DUI
DUI is still DUI regardless of how many times you signed
Ript1&0 | October 31, 2007 at 6:33 pm
All I know is that this is the son of the guy who showed his ass in Animal House. That guy was awesome.
Alex | October 31, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Jack Bauer career over in 3, 2, 1…
isitin | October 31, 2007 at 6:40 pm
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
korina jebediah | October 31, 2007 at 6:46 pm
@9 haha.
never liked 24 anyways
jack bauer’s a mediocre chuck norris
Dragula | October 31, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Asking a fellow human being for an autograph has to be the lamest, most degrading thing ever. Might as well just tell them that they are important and you are not.
BishOP | October 31, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Attention: The Internet is responsible for Keifer’s drunk driving. Damn those fans for making me millions by watching my television programs and making me a movie star.
What a fucking asshole.
PS: What fucking clownshoe name’s their kid Keifer? If you’re not going to name your kids something normal (like Benjamin or David, James etc) at least make your kids name have meaning or a name that’s more modern. You know something that resonates with you spritually/emotionally and shit.
So I shall name my first child: OMGBOOBS
Makemepuke | October 31, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Hey Keifer have another drink and then get in your car and drive yu fuckin asshole…your an embarassment to Canadians everywhere you fuckin loser.
Makemepuke | October 31, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Hey Keifer have another drink and then get in your car and drive yu fuckin asshole…your an embarassment to Canadians everywhere you fuckin loser.
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2007 at 12:08 am
I’m sure you have to clear something. By signing autograph you sill has the feeling people like you. Well, it’s quite better than sitting and shitting in jail!!
And I think your wife is much happier with this action!!
Atherton | November 1, 2007 at 12:57 am
Where are the pictures of him before his DUI arrest? Someone link them…
Darnell | November 1, 2007 at 1:01 am
Who screwed him? His fans by forcing him to drive drunk and get into trouble? I don’t get it.
Greedo | November 1, 2007 at 9:21 am
#13, Benjamin?
“Good morning, Benjamin.”
“Good morning Biff, Todd. Kicking my arse and taking my lunch money today?”
“Yep.”
Benjamin. Hehehehehe.
lg | November 1, 2007 at 9:22 am
@7: agreed… And how, exactly, are fans to blame for his DUI? Oh! They liked him, so they made him famous, and that made him drink and drive? I see! Makes sense. Yup, blame the fans. (Whoever they are.)
endoftheshityear | November 1, 2007 at 11:23 am
watching the “Now.” guy melt-down is very amusing and entertaining
hey Keifer:
* put the scotch bottle down, NOW.
* alienate your (dwindling) fan-base, NOW.
* have another Xmas with assault criminal or felony charges, NOW.
* become a balding, overrated star of a despicable crap TV show, NOW.
* spend some time in jail, NOW.
* ponder the fact that your name sounds like a vaginal fart, NOW.
* jump into an Xmas tree that is at the edge of a cliff, NOW.
thank you Cincinnati, we love you all.
put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 11:49 am
Look you fucking alcoholic douchhetard the only one that screwed yous was YOU when you drove drunk fucktard. Does your arrogant loser ass need to be reminded that when people drive drunk the authorities have to scrape the remains of people loved ones off the fucking road? Do you have no shame? You think that others people lives are worth less than your need to drive your fucking car shitface???? Fucking piece of shit asswhipe. Fuck this asshole and all people like him. Alcoholics are the biggest waste of skin losers on earth. You know how pathetic it is to look around and see so many worthless morons who can’t get through life without numbing their little pea brains with alcohol. Awe poor wittle baby is life as an actor so hard that you have drink your sorrows away/ The big paychecks and people kissing your ass constantly too hard for king sissy pants? Man I bet cancer patients and families who’ve lost their loved ones in the war or to oh I don’t know fucking losers who drive drunk I bet people like that who have so many worries are always able to look on the bright side and say well at least I’m not Keifer Sutherland my whole family dying is nothing compared to the massive burden he carries, no wonder he drinks his life is just that hard.
FUCK YOU KEIFER SUTHERLAND.
Julia Roberts left his ass for his best friend back when they were a couple and though I never liked that big mouthed redhead I gottta congratulate her for that.
Ironically Mr. 24 you pathetic fat whino I would rather go through anything in this life than be a piece of shit waste of a skin loser called Keifer DUI Sutherland.
Fucking short uneducated little troll faced actor I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and don’t worry about signing autographs or not it doesn’t make a fucking difference because when you ‘signed’ up to be a star you signed your life, your dignity and your soul away and that entitles you to a lifetime of misery and us, your non fans, the joy of watching every delicious pathetic detail of your trainwreck bound life. Look you fucking alcoholic douchhetard the only one that screwed yous was YOU when you drove drunk fucktard. Does your arrogant loser ass need to be reminded that when people drive drunk the authorities have to scrape the remains of people loved ones off the fucking road? Do you have no shame? You think that others people lives are worth less than your need to drive your fucking car shitface???? Fucking piece of shit asswhipe. Fuck this asshole and all people like him. Alcoholics are the biggest waste of skin losers on earth. You know how pathetic it is to look around and see so many worthless morons who can’t get through life without numbing their little pea brains with alcohol. Awe poor wittle baby is life as an actor so hard that you have drink your sorrows away/ The big paychecks and people kissing your ass constantly too hard for king sissy pants? Man I bet cancer patients and families who’ve lost their loved ones in the war or to oh I don’t know fucking losers who drive drunk I bet people like that who have so many worries are always able to look on the bright side and say well at least I’m not Keifer Sutherland my whole family dying is nothing compared to the massive burden he carries, no wonder he drinks his life is just that hard.
FUCK YOU KEIFER SUTHERLAND.
Julia Roberts left his ass for his best friend back when they were a couple and though I never liked that big mouthed redhead I gottta congratulate her for that.
Ironically Mr. 24 you pathetic fat whino I would rather go through anything in this life than be a piece of shit waste of a skin loser called Keifer DUI Sutherland.
Fucking short uneducated little troll faced actor I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and don’t worry about signing autographs or not it doesn’t make a fucking difference because when you ‘signed’ up to be a star you signed your life, your dignity and your soul away and that entitles you to a lifetime of misery and us, your non fans, the joy of watching every delicious pathetic detail of your trainwreck bound life. ?
As always the score remains
Celebs: 0
Real People: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
As always the score remains
Celebs: 0
Real People: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 11:57 am
What in the fuck happened to my post it’s as wrecked as Shitney’s face please ignore the above post like you would ignore Keifer Sutherland if you ever saw him in public. Now lets try my hateful tirade again.
Look you fucking alcoholic douchhetard the only one that screwed you was YOU when you drove drunk fucktard. Does your arrogant loser ass need to be reminded that when people drive drunk the authorities have to scrape the remains of people loved ones off the fucking road? Do you have no shame? You think that others people lives are worth less than your need to drive your fucking car shitface???? Fucking piece of shit asswhipe. Fuck this asshole and all people like him. Alcoholics are the biggest waste of skin losers on earth. You know how pathetic it is to look around and see so many worthless morons who can’t get through life without numbing their little pea brains with alcohol? Awe poor wittle baby is life as an actor so hard that you have drink your sorrows away? The big paychecks and people kissing your ass constantly too hard for king sissy pants? Man I bet cancer patients and families who’ve lost their loved ones in the war or to oh I don’t know fucking losers who drive drunk I bet people like that who have so many worries are always able to look on the bright side and say well at least I’m not Keifer Sutherland my whole family dying is nothing compared to the massive burden he carries, no wonder he drinks, his life is just that hard.
FUCK YOU KEIFER SUTHERLAND.
Julia Roberts left his ass for his best friend back when they were a couple and though I never liked that big mouthed redhead I gottta congratulate her for that.
Ironically Mr. 24 you pathetic fat whino I would rather go through anything in this life than be a piece of shit waste of a skin loser called Keifer DUI Sutherland.
Fucking short uneducated little troll faced actor I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and don’t worry about signing autographs or not it doesn’t make a fucking difference because when you ‘signed’ up to be a “star”LOL you signed your life, your dignity and your soul away and that entitles you to a lifetime of misery and us, your non fans, the joy of watching every delicious pathetic detail of your trainwreck bound life right here on the Superficial.
As always the score remains
Celebs: 0
Real People: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
redsonja1313 | November 1, 2007 at 3:37 pm
………………………… I’m guessing the Two Corey’s Lost Boy’s Two DVD signing is off the list too !!!
Darn
Darn
Darn
Amber | November 1, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I think the point is being lost here, Kiefer (note the spelling good people!), is not blaming anyone but himself for his behaviour; and is truly stepping up to the plate to take his punishment in that the prison time he is going to serve is, possibly, more than, would have been inflicted on him had he fought the charges, simply so that a deal could be arranged for him to serve his time without the shooting of “24″ being disrupted. His admission of his behaviour, rather than the whining denials, finding God or being dragged screaming from their house behaviour of other so-called ‘celebrities’ meant that all of the people involved in the production of “24″ were not affected in any way by his arrest or imprisonment, and, in the bigger scheme of things, that the people who love “24″ weren’t affected either.
Kiefer is not annoyed with real fans; he is furious, and not surprisingly so, by professional autograph hunters who regularly take photos of the celebrity signing the autograph so as to be able to provide the all important (to their sale price) Certificate Of Authenticity. These people took photos of him when he was quite obviously incapacitated and continued to do so, with no thought for his welfare – and, after all, he is, in a way, their meal ticket, so protecting him is in their best interests – simply and only to ensure that these leeches of people could get a good price for their autographed photos.
Their behaviour is reprehensible and I would have thought he would have had the backing of most people for making sure that they do not continue to make money from him. His behaviour has been reasonable in this respect, theirs was simply a case of an utter and total lack of humanity; their loss is in the only way anything would affect them; the loss of the mighty dollar.
IWONKY | November 4, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Mmmmmm, looks like nooooooobody cares.
David | November 5, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Who gives a shit about getting a “Kiefer Sutherland” autograph
sevgiliye hediye | October 20, 2009 at 4:55 am
Hey Keifer have another drink and then get in your car and drive yu fuckin asshole…your an embarassment to Canadians everywhere you fuckin loser