Kiefer Sutherland headbutts fashion designer

May 5th, 2009 // 56 Comments

While attending a Met Gala after-party Monday night, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a fashion designer in an alleged effort to defend Brooke Shield’s honor. — And also because whiskey’s delicious. TMZ reports:

We’re told witnesses say the alleged victim — Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough — allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. The witnesses say Kiefer went over to the man and told him to apologize to her. At that point they say McCollough pushed Kiefer and the actor responded with a headbutt.
Complicating it for Kiefer — he’s on probation in L.A. for a DUI, and one of the terms is that he obey all laws. No word on whether L.A. prosecutors will pursue the matter.

I love how Kiefer Sutherland plays the smart, resourceful Jack Bauer on TV, but in real life, I wouldn’t trust him to guard the last donut at work. Unless I wanted all the sprinkles headbutted off, then maybe.

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  1. Jonny B

    First Nizzle Biathces!!

  2. He is already used to an OFFICER, folks?

  3. I say

    At first I thought (with the size difference) that Kief was on his knees in front of the cop. Cool, that’s how Jack Bauers. Then I clicked – he’s smiling at Gigantor and asking him back to party at the hotel. Which is exactly what a feerless donut guard would do ‘in actuality’.

    And then I realised that I had missed the entire point of the story. Brooke Shields had been pushed around by a preening, egotistical midget. Who wasn’t Tom Cruise. What are the odds?

  4. Uncle Pervy

    Shit that’s one big cop… Makes Kiefer look like a midget.

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  7. Pauly Frankencense

    Nobody has said anything hateful about Lindsay Lohan in a while. I thought that was the sole purpose of this site?

  8. flapstick

    That’s not what happened. Keifer Sutherland is a drunk douchebag.

  9. dumpster baby

    ew keifer is a midget, there is no way that cop is 7 feet tall

  10. Insatiable Peter

    Good for him (if it’s true) for not being a worthless coward. Most would just as soon continue to pick their ass.

  11. Brook's Ugly

    Brooke Shields is an ugly dumb fuck, why would he defend her honour?

  12. Darth

    Hola!

  13. Dane

    The Superficial writer keeps getting more and more homo everyday. This is an awesome story where Sutherland deserves some props for headbutting some butthurt fashion designer. But instead Superfical is on the side of the butthurt designer? Remember when this site use to be about tits? Can we get back to that you fags?

  14. Slater

    The fucker deserved to get headbutted. Knocking down a woman, then pushing Kiefer? Expect to lose some teeth.

    Good on Kiefer for putting that dumbfuck in his place.

  15. Darren

    No self-respecting man would let himself get bullied by a FASHION DESIGNER. Kiefer should have ripped his heart out and ate it

  16. cash4king

    She used to be the most beautiful woman I;ve ever seen. Years ago, when she was 16th in the blue lagoon ….

  17. What a fucking legend.

    This guy is like a Bruce Willis action hero in real life – and nothing kicks arse harder than that.

  18. Ronan

    I’m glad some other people picked up on this. Some fashion designer pushed his girlfriend over and he’s an idiot for headbutting him? Bullshit, those are the words of a man with no balls.

  19. chlöe

    He is a shitty designer.

    I have a new respect for Kiefer!

    What a man!!!

  20. Cash

    The fuck is wrong with you Op? If a guy knocks a girl around, and is then a dick about it, laying him out on his ass with a square headbutt to the temple is the only option available to a true gentleman.

    KS is the new Chuck Norris in my book.

    The fact that you sided with the asshole fashion designer just adds fuel to my “the Op is really Perez Hilton” theory. Either that, or you seriously need to cancel your manicure appointment grow a fucking pair.

  21. Brooke is a big girl, she couldnt put that sew-kit carrying wuss in a sleeper hold with those gunz…

  22. isitin

    If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

  23. isitin

    Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

  24. @Cash: The new Chuck Norris, I like that.

    Kiefer Sutherland Facts:

    1. There’s only one thing that can stop a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris – a headbutt from Kiefer Sutherland.

    2. Kiefer Sutherland doesn’t sleep – he just lies in bed with his eyes closed thinking about who to headbutt next.

    3. When Kiefer Sutherland gets busted for DUI – it stands for, “Douchebag Under Intensive-care”.

    4. Kiefer is never under the influence of alcohol, he’s badass all the time. So when he does something cool, any alcohol in his system is purely coincidental.

    Nothing and nobody tries to influence Kiefer Sutherland or they get a headbutt to the face.

    5. Kiefer Sutherland doesn’t get arrested and detained, he allows the police to continue to live while they chauffeur him to the station where he can recount his adventures for posterity.

    Q: Why wasn’t Chris Brown at the after-party?

    A: Because Kiefer Sutherland was.

  25. Shitbox

    Note to self… don’t fuck with Jack Bauer or you will get owned. It was rumored that Kiefer’s tears can cure cancer… too bad he doesn’t cry.

  26. Fish you ok?

    Let Dick Cheney push my girl down and I would attack. I promise. And to mock a guy defending is lady is…well, gay.

  27. Tom Cruise was reported to have called Mr. Sutherland “glib” for defending Ms. Shields… and for not loving the cock.

    TCLTC

  28. Bubba Licious

    This just in: The AP newswire corrected it’s translation error: “Kieifer responded as a “butt head”!

  29. Sauron

    That’s a tall police officer.Unfortunally it’s not a woman.

  30. Darth

    He seems to be less motivated to cooperate with the shorter police officer.How come?

  31. mike

    I hope he didn’t get any of the fashion designer’s blood on him, because, you know…he doesn’t want to contract God’s solution to gay marriage.

  32. Gando

    Brooke Shields’s dress does remember me on “Blue Lagoon” somehow.

  33. Galtacticus

    There’s some misunderstanding there.It can overcome anybody.I don’t think it’s really serious.

  34. Why the fuck didn’t he head butt Brooke instead!!

  35. jlylec

    that’s awesome…fuck that rude ass queer. they better leave kiefer alone.

  36. Splooge

    This is normally how we do things in Canada. So to punish him for this would be racist!!

  37. dirk

    Brooke whipped out her 8″ cock and hosed the runway down with urine.

  38. Crabby Old Guy

    Damn it, Chloe!

  39. dumpster baby

    jesus christ you people are all retarded. keifer is a hardcore alcoholic and is still on probation. he was acting like a fucktard all evening and was not “defending sheilds honor” when he headbutted that guy. sheilds denies the designer pushed her and wow i know keifer is obviously about 4 feet tall judging from that picture but HEADUTTING some fairy for bumping a woman? thats wreckless and insane. haha shields is like 6 feet tall what the hell is keifer gonna do to protect her anyway? oh and those shitty chuck norris jokes that havent been funny for 214212432 years are even more unfunny when you sub keifers name in them. and last but not least 24 sucks and only dumbasses/old people watch it. queue the “o fuk you ur retarded” or “nuh uh keifer rules” haha let the flaming begin!

  40. WHERE IS THE TARGET???!!!!

  41. Solo

    “Don’t touch me bitch! i know The President!” ..sir that black dude u know is just an actor not the actual president! “..ok..then…NOBODY MOVE!! or else you all die in the next episode!”

  42. What a short little ‘hood ornament’ of a man he is! Explains a lot.

  43. LPB

    He “knocked over” Brooke Shields? Kind of like “knocking over” a pine tree, wouldn’t you say?

    Plus, is Kiefer a normal-size guy shown standing next to a giant policeman, or a normal-size policeman shown standing next to a midget-size Kiefer?

  44. dirk

    He hid from the cops in Brooke’s 5 foot ass crack

  45. Italian Stallion

    Everybody loves Raymond called, they want Robert back…….

  46. sonny

    Fact: I saw KS in person at Union Station in DC waiting for a train. He is TINY!

  47. Nate

    The best part is that the cop is probably only 5’9″. Kiefer Southerland might play a bad ass on 24, but in real life he is captain of the Doucheship Enterprise.

  48. Ms Superficial

    The head butt really should be brought back. So much manlier then the sucker punch.

  49. Horney H toad

    This guy is running around headbutting people? I’m impressed he can jump that high. Awfully tough to headbutt a fashion designer also lol.

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