Kiefer Sutherland will not face charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCullough, according to the AP:
The Manhattan district attorney’s spokeswoman said Tuesday that misdemeanor assault charges against the actor are being dropped because the alleged victim wouldn’t cooperate with prosecutors.
Jesus. Leave it to Kiefer Sutherland to prove that drowning yourself in whiskey really does make you above the law. Which, coincidentally, means the leprechaun who tells me to drink every morning was right. I’m sorry I doubted you, Mr. TinyShoes. Here’s an M&M. What’s that? The ones at the bar are more delicious? — Get your coat.
Photos: Getty
sperminator | July 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
me loves jack bauer
sperminator | July 22, 2009 at 11:06 am
can’t understand why people get so excited about being first.
it’s so fucking easy.
i fucking hate them.
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sperminator | July 22, 2009 at 11:08 am
i apologize to all the ladies for my vulgar language used in the message above.
i just hate them!!!
unless they’re ladies of course.
i’m conflicted.
Annie Loves Anal | July 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
who’s Moichael Douglas, and why did somebody write a book about him?
Raj Morganberg | July 22, 2009 at 11:30 am
Big Deal.
What I don’t understand is why the real story hasn’t been reported. There had to have been at least 10 witnesses to this event…why hasn’t a real reporter seeked out the truth.
ROUGH daddy | July 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
Brooke shields cause all of this, hope she buy this man a drink…show some gratitude…
RichPort's Ghost | July 22, 2009 at 11:34 am
Mr Fish is getting funny… I’m gonna start calling that little guy down the hall in Accounting “Mr. Happyshoes”.
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Hooligans get arrested but celebrity hooligans get away with it.
Old Man in a Smart Car | July 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
He has terrible crow’s feet.
i saw the erin video | July 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I think that fashion guy received a visit from Chloe O’Brien who straightened him out with regards to pressing charges.
Del | July 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Dude, don’t you know by now: Nobody stops jack bauer!
IRONMANAuatralia | July 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Just goes to show you that McCullough is a fucking drama queen, and Kiefer freakin’ ROCKS!!!
Which is not to say that the prosecutors aren’t relieved. You can imagine Kiefer coming through the wall and headbutting everyone in their building to death like that “I’ll be back” scene in the terminator – except he wouldn’t need the car.
Plus, the Terminator’s iridium power cells only last 120 years, Kiefer Sutherland can run for fucking ever on Jack Daniels.
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Kiefer messed with their minds. “They’re only noodles Michael”.
Dave Attell | July 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm
“TinyShoes”, nice take on BabyShoes. I’m flattered.
Randal's Rectum | July 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Glad to see justice has been served, saving this incredible talent from bogus charges. A fine, upstanding man like Keifer belongs on the screen, not some seedy jail cell! fight on for justice Jack!
With much humility,
Randal’s Rectum
Shoop_Da_Whoop! | July 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Meh, if you had the money like he has you would afford the lawyers which would create it so such a case to not be worth the time for the judge to keep it open.
Honestly, the man decked a guy for being a pervert and going off at the mouth, big deal. I do this act every three or four months when I’m out on the town. No one even blinks an eye, they take it as normal because they all know the guy who gets decked and why it happened. Usually because he ran his mouth to them and they laughed at him.
I’m just glad they didn’t turn this into a spectacle; I hope this guy comes out with more episodes of 24, it was a great show.
Jesse Jackson | July 22, 2009 at 4:34 pm
The DA is a smart man. You DO NOT FUCK WITH JACK BAUER. That pansy ass fashion designer is lucky to be alive.
Nero | July 22, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I forgot all about this and now they did too after mentioning this.
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pygmy jerboa | July 23, 2009 at 11:39 am
A friend had a hamster named Kiefer. It, too, consistenly was able to kick ass.
micro sd | June 3, 2010 at 2:33 am
Honestly, the guy is a pervert and off at the mouth, a man sentenced to be a big deal. I work every three or four months when I was out of town. Any one eye blinks, they take it as normal because they know all the guy who gets punished and why it happened. Usually, he ran his mouth to them and they laughed at him.