Kidman unhappy about Cruise

nicole_kidman_thumb1.jpgThere’s nothing sadder than when a woman finds out her gay husband is really not that gay after all. Except for that time I accidentally tripped this guy in front of a bunch of three-year-olds at the mall. And by ‘tripped’ I mean ‘murdered’. And by ‘this guy’ I mean ‘Santa Claus’. In any case, Nicole Kidman is very upset by the news that Tom Cruise, is about to have his first ‘biological’ child with Katie Holmes.

Nic learned about Tom and Katie