Kid Rock, seen here with his crack hanging out, spent the weekend partying with Paris Hilton. Had I been in town, I would’ve thrown a grenade at them. People might call that a bit drastic, but I’m not about to live in a world where the super-herpes these two would create ran free. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my penis how it is. You know, non-melted.
EDIT: I’m moving this back up because everybody deserves to see Kid Rock’s ass and Paris Hilton side by side. It’s your right as a human being. A now-blind human being.
Photos: Splash
She SO has something in her teeth! That’s hot.
Man, Paris Hilton looks fucking horrible.
Who the hell is Kid Rock? Oh, wasn’t he the guy whose pet midget died?
What an ass!
her hair looks like it was cut with a bowl on top
she cant pull off the rihanna look
you people are retarded kid rock is a fucking badass….
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