Kid Rock, seen here with his crack hanging out, spent the weekend partying with Paris Hilton. Had I been in town, I would’ve thrown a grenade at them. People might call that a bit drastic, but I’m not about to live in a world where the super-herpes these two would create ran free. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my penis how it is. You know, non-melted.
EDIT: I’m moving this back up because everybody deserves to see Kid Rock’s ass and Paris Hilton side by side. It’s your right as a human being. A now-blind human being.
Photos: Splash
Chauncey Gardner | August 27, 2007 at 11:31 am
Fifteenth!
t | August 27, 2007 at 11:33 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
t | August 27, 2007 at 11:34 am
but paris hilton looks really pretty tho…uhm….
bonzo420 | August 27, 2007 at 11:38 am
Crack kills!!
fist !
420 !
Mr.Xaxaxaxaxa | August 27, 2007 at 11:38 am
Kid Rock…
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
ssdd | August 27, 2007 at 11:42 am
She’s looking more and more like Carson Kressley…. especially now that she took her extensions out. My god this bitch is ugly.
veggo | August 27, 2007 at 11:45 am
I gotta git something for NIcoles kid…..but I’m dumb as a rock……. gift for kid….dumb as a rock……..kid……uh, rock……ta da!
Faggot | August 27, 2007 at 11:45 am
Top 10 FINALLY!
…….FRIST!!!!!!
LP | August 27, 2007 at 11:46 am
ohmygod. Yaay Kid!
lambman | August 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
When did Paris turn into Bridgette Nielson?
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 27, 2007 at 11:50 am
my god Kid Rock I thought you were better than that
Kam | August 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
Why does this woman always have a mobile phone in her hand. I despise her.
Jillblondie | August 27, 2007 at 11:52 am
Hahahahaha superherpes
Wonky | August 27, 2007 at 11:55 am
Damn I want to bust a nut into that wonky left eye! She’s my kind of girl.
Shallow Val | August 27, 2007 at 11:59 am
At least she took out those dumb extensions. Much better.
Don’t feel much like spittin’ poison cuz I would love some of Paris’ chump change at this point. (sigh….worry…)
Morning Wood | August 27, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Kid rocks ass looks better than that dumpy Paris ass….
He probably looks better in a bikini too.
Sad day when skids on my jock is hotter than the chics in the same pic…
Just damn.
cosmetologist | August 27, 2007 at 12:00 pm
These two were made for each other. His hair is longer that hers. Guess that means she is the man in their relationship, and he is the girly-man. Oh God, even Pamela Anderson, super sleaze, didn’t want this guy.
jrzmommy | August 27, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Oh the mutants they could make together!
Guy | August 27, 2007 at 12:04 pm
What the fuck is up with all of these comments, hardly any of them make sense.
havoc | August 27, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Herpes….meet Herpes.
“No Valtrex? Here use mine…..”
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shanipie | August 27, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Now by classiest, I think he means Sexiest.
Mmmm MMMM look at that ass!
MoonChild | August 27, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Mmmmm……I wonder what happenes when you mix Hep C and Herpes…Could be the birth of the new Toxic Avenger…or Sloth from the Goonies….Nah….wouldnt be fair to Sloth.
Morning Wood | August 27, 2007 at 12:12 pm
No, the wind is not blowing her hair…
Kid Rock just farted, thats all.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Not to stick up for Kid Rock, but do you think he knew the pop were snapping picutes of him and Paris and he pulled his pants down. If it were me, I would have full on mooned those bastards.
kathy | August 27, 2007 at 12:16 pm
hasn’t the health department closed her legs yet?
cowcat | August 27, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Is that a tail or a zit above his crack?
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
crack kills
BaldAsBritney | August 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Oh yeah he’s a real badass from Detroit all right. He kid your credibility just called, it’s says it’s leaving and never coming back.
pinky_nip | August 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
He’d shag an open wound.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 12:27 pm
What’s UP KA!!!!
pinky_nip | August 27, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Which is literal when speaking of Paris.
Linzers | August 27, 2007 at 12:28 pm
hahahahaha- i seriously thought kid rock was with owen wilson. she looks JUST like him. hahahahaha. then i realized he is hospitalized.
LL | August 27, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Oh Jebus, if Britney was anywhere around, it’d be the perfect storm of white trash.
Even though Paris is a skank, I think her hair looks OK. In fact, her whole look here is better than she’s looked in awhile.
Kid Rock on the other hand looks like he should be getting cuffed by the cops while bent over the hood of his LTD, telling everyone the meth they found in his pocket isn’t his.
Linzers | August 27, 2007 at 12:57 pm
LL – how can you say she looks better here??? YIKES!!! She looks like a straight up man!
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Oh, apparently #4 or 420 beat me to that comment.
Hey Bite Me, happy Monday!!!
Superevil | August 27, 2007 at 1:01 pm
A grenade huh? That sounds like something I’d do. Fish, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
veggo | August 27, 2007 at 1:06 pm
And another accessory comes off……she’s like mrs. potato head.
Bite Me! | August 27, 2007 at 1:14 pm
OK I think I have seen enough of Kid Rock’s butt and while Paris looks pretty good for Paris, is there anything else going on? There is only so much skinny white ass you can take on a Monday morning
FRIST how was the birthday party? Did you get hammered?
craigj | August 27, 2007 at 1:19 pm
First Pam Anderson, now Paris. You think Kid has a thing for fake blonde bimbo’s. Me? I’d have stopped with Pam.
FRIST!!! | August 27, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No Bite Me, the party was for a 5 year old. I had to wait til later to get hammered.
katers | August 27, 2007 at 1:37 pm
You know, I will say that she looks better withour her extensions, much as it pains me to admit it.
Britney's Nappy Weave | August 27, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I think he was just comparing Nice-N-Easy shades with her.
“Is that Honey Blonde or Ashe?”
A.V. Phibes | August 27, 2007 at 1:55 pm
When I saw that first pic, I was like “why is kid rock making out with Rod Stewart?”
Linzers | August 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
hahaha number 43…my thoughts exactly, except i assumed it was owen wilson….i cant understand how people say she looks better here. it is puke-a-rific
funk_soul_dodger | August 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I saw Mister Rock in Baghdad last Christmas day in the hospital. He wasn’t swaggering around too much back then.
I was though, horses for courses really, innit?
Stephanie | August 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Looks like Kid Rock was in the middle of smoking a blunt when the pic was taken….check out his right hand(in the pic he’s hugging Paris) ha
meato | August 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Jesus, why’d Fish have to bump this up to the top? I’d rather look at 100 drowned and electrocuted dogs than Kid Rock’s ass.
veggo | August 27, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve got a pinch of tard, but this bouncing around stories is making me feel drunk…..again….. still……..again.
Britney's Nappy Weave | August 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Has anyone else noticed that the girl w/Paris in the 7th small pic down looks like a Britney clone? Her fake hair, stupid rock star sunglasses and cankles are just like Brit’s. NASTY!!!
Lovely | August 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
#7 Nice….!