Kid Rock is daring PETA to throw red paint on his fur coats. He’s ready to throw down with the animal rights group and ba widda ba da bang a dang google wookie all over their asses. Britain’s Sunday Mail reports:
“I want to go to war with PETA. My biggest extravagance is fur coats — I’ve got every kind of animal in my wardrobe.”
The rocker also slams PETA’s activism tactics — which have included throwing red paint on fur-wearing stars — and urges the group to try the same protest with him.
He adds: “I’m just willing the animal rights protesters to chuck some red paint on me.
"I understand people's problems with it but to throw paint on someone is just wrong. They do it to little Hollywood actresses who can't defend themselves."
So, reading between the lines, Kid Rock basically just admitted he wants to slap around some insane hippie chicks. The man hates armpit hair, folks, and frankly, I’m glad someone’s taking a stand. Also, maybe tell these crazies that inviting me to your apartment and then just smoking pot is not what I had in mind. (You said you had a Wii.)