Khloe Kardashian’s wedding scripted to the last detail
While Khloe Kardashian’s hawking the OK! Magazine wedding issue on her blog, TMZ has audio that proves pretty much every single detail of her still-not-legally-binding marriage to Lamar Odom was entirely scripted by the producers of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:
Forget bridesmaids … Khloe Kardashian needed TV producers for her faux wedding. Listen to the walkie-talkie chatter behind the scenes, choreographing Khloe’s every move.
Everything was planned … even the moment when Khloe told Bruce Jenner she considered him her “real dad.”
The production was staged right down to the number of steps Khloe would backpedal before taking the plunge — about 10.
Of course, when using Sasquatch actors it’s best to be fully prepared so you can avoid such unfortunate instances as “Holy shit, it’s eating that baby!” And “Can someone bring me a new plate of chicken? This one has a Sasquatch on it.”