Khloe Kardashian’s Rehearsal Dinner (A.k.a. Prelude to a fake wedding because Lamar wants a pre-nup)

September 27th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Seen here at their rehearsal dinner at Lobster in Santa Monica, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are apparently in the midst of a giant legal battle surrounding their impromptu wedding. Turns out Lamar wants a pre-nup while Khloe wants to make sure her Sasquatch mitts stay full of gold. TMZ reports:

Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe. The problem is … they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out the details of a prenuptial agreement.
Why, you ask, isn’t there enough time? We’ve learned they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the deal is that the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
So we’re told Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
Now here’s the intrigue. There’s talk that Sunday’s wedding might not be the real deal — it could be a non-binding ceremony. It’s common with a postnup that bride and groom would not officially tie the knot until after they sign the document. What they typically do sign before the ceremony is an acknowledgment that it’s not really an official wedding, to prevent misunderstandings down the road.

So, basically, the wedding is a giant sham for ratings and nobody’s really getting married. I don’t think there’s a single person on Earth who didn’t call this one. Tribes in the rain-forest probably sent off smoke signals that read “Bitch is faking it!”

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  1. Dread

    Beautiful. FINALLY we get a shot of Kim’s ass, and all it took was the sham wedding of her Skunk Ape sister. Yeah, that’s righht, I said, Skunk Ape. Is it coincidence that the Skunk Ape is seen in the swamps of Florida, and guess who’s been spending oodles of time with Kourtney shooting their reality show in Florida? Khloe. Skunk Ape.

  2. Fake marriages are the Best Kind – that’s why everyone goes to Vegas! – bookshopdating.com

  3. Angelle

    SO the marriage isn’t even legal? It’s all a publicity stunt and ratings ploy. I wonder if they’ll actually make it legal.

  4. R.Ghere

    Fake or Real, Lamar better say “fook” the post-nup and go for the pre-nup. It is typical of a gold-digger to find some excuse to get out of a pre-nup.
    If he doen’t man-up, I guess I will laugh as hard as DeNiro did in Cape Fear

  5. QUUESTION FOR EVERYONE

    If Khloe lost a ton of weight would she be hot???? I can’t really tell because other than her linebackerness there’s nothing all that wrong with her (except her family lineage and entire identity), but would she be hot if she was all super slim and toned???? Because she is model height and her face may just look rough cause she looks so big, tall girls with extra weight just look like men I find and short girls with extra weight just look like gnomes or some tubby little creature. So is it just the weight or is it something else physical????

  6. is she pregnant or not?

  7. she looked lil fat but still she is as beautiful as before. she hot and happening. you rock.

    / Mordern Man

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