Khloe Kardashian’s Rehearsal Dinner (A.k.a. Prelude to a fake wedding because Lamar wants a pre-nup)

September 27th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Seen here at their rehearsal dinner at Lobster in Santa Monica, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are apparently in the midst of a giant legal battle surrounding their impromptu wedding. Turns out Lamar wants a pre-nup while Khloe wants to make sure her Sasquatch mitts stay full of gold. TMZ reports:

Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe. The problem is … they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out the details of a prenuptial agreement.
Why, you ask, isn’t there enough time? We’ve learned they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the deal is that the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
So we’re told Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
Now here’s the intrigue. There’s talk that Sunday’s wedding might not be the real deal — it could be a non-binding ceremony. It’s common with a postnup that bride and groom would not officially tie the knot until after they sign the document. What they typically do sign before the ceremony is an acknowledgment that it’s not really an official wedding, to prevent misunderstandings down the road.

So, basically, the wedding is a giant sham for ratings and nobody’s really getting married. I don’t think there’s a single person on Earth who didn’t call this one. Tribes in the rain-forest probably sent off smoke signals that read “Bitch is faking it!”

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  1. it's me

    oh please, who gives a FLYING FUCK
    about these 2
    NOBODY

  2. Freddo

    What a pair of twats.

    The pool is starting now…I call 7 months to the ‘trial separation’, 8 months to the divorce.

  3. Tinner

    Dear God… Khardasians: soon synonymous with loser.
    “Don’t be such a Khardasian man!” = “Don’t be such a loser man!”

  4. Catani

    - Who’s that? Who are you? Where’s Khloe? Where is she? You’re a WHORE…Wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE….
    - Is Somebody in there?..
    -Ocupado…
    -Filthy WHORE…You’re somebodys father you filthy WHORE

    Peter Griffin quotes…..And he was dead on.

  5. Ricor

    OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.

  6. Catani

    - Who’s that? Who are you? Where’s Khloe? Where is she? You’re a WHORE…Wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE….
    - Is Somebody in there?..
    -Ocupado…
    -Filthy WHORE…You’re somebodys father you filthy WHORE

    Peter Griffin quotes…..And he was dead on.

  7. Ricor

    OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.

  8. Ricor

    OMG who cares. Losers, losers, losers.

  9. Flower

    Ewwww. What kind of doofus shows up at his rehearsal dinner in a nasty t-shirt and baggy jeans? Is this style and taste? Spare me.
    Oh, but wait….style and taste are alien to these two.
    Nevermind…

  10. He’d be crazy not to get a pre-nup…

  11. bone

    Don’t….have…..kids

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  13. Sugaplum

    Does this guy ever wear anything but jeans and a t-shirt? Can’t he put on a sport coat for his own rehearsal dinner?

  14. Martina

    Wow, these 2 people are so completely PERFECT for each other. However, the potential genetic ramifications of their coupling are really scary. I think the State of California should sue to have their child placed with MacKenzie Phillips.

  15. Tweettie

    Khloe seems more in love with getting her photo taken than in love with her man.

  16. illy

    they’re not losers, everyone else is. the whole world knows its fake yet everyone is still going to turn on their tv and watch the stupid wedding and they are going to end up getting even better ratings than they expected and all the money that goes along with it. im pretty sure were the losers here and that half you guys bitching about how no one cares about them will also watch it.

  17. Raymond

    Haha…we all kno she wont never like a ugly black ass like him…I dont blame her…its all about his money

  18. jstuddle

    I don’t get it. They are filming a f*cking TV show. All of these gossip blogs are churning out hundreds of posts and pictures every day. It seems like that is what they want.

  19. Darth

    This all doesn’t sound like a wedding folks.It sounds more like a business deal.

  20. Nero

    Looks like someone is trying to trick the other in a trap.Or maybe they’re even both trying?!

  21. Karl The Klansman

    Damn, that’s one ugly motherfucker, even for a coon.

  22. jebus

    lets hope they both die in a fire! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA i have forseen the futre……….as my magic 8 ball says Outlook not so good. get a pre – nup bizatch

  23. jebus

    also……why the f%$K are these people “famous” it makes me sick

  24. Gando

    I ain’t calling names but somebody gonna get seriously hurt here! Call the ambulance!

  25. Randal

    Congratulations goes out to Khloe and Lamar. It’s always a special moment when two stars find each other and get mixed up in the warmth of each other’s smile and tender touch. Their popularity and public interest has certainly brought them down the yellow brick road, having their wedding picked up for TV for all to watch. It’s Princess Diana and Charles all over again.

    All the best to you both.

    Randal

  26. conniecorleone

    ahh Randal, you always make me smile. I think his shirt says L and K Forever.

  27. Max Planck

    What’s the point?

    She just gets the hump ‘n’ dump anyway.

  28. Max Planck

    What’s the point?

    She just gets the hump ‘n’ dump anyway.

  29. Peanut

    I wonder how many peanuts are in Khloe’s pewp. I wonder if she has more peanuts than Kim cause I KNOW Kim eats lots of peanuts.

    I wonder if Lamar eats peanuts…?

    I wonder if Lamar has lots of peanuts in HIS pewp?

    These are the questions we should be asking!

  30. JimmyD

    I hope that Lamar Odom has a good lawyer. The Kardashian family is made up of the biggest pile of scum and low lifes imaginable. When he was dipping his “you know what” into this possibly disease ridden ho, he probably thought, “maybe I should have used protection.” Maybe he will find out that class exceeds a foul smelling piece of *ss. These Kardashians are a bunch of vipers and in the end, they will always be classified “attention getting whores…” or maybe the adjectives “attantion gettting” are unnecessary.

  31. Grossed Out......

    Do.Not.Have.Kids.

  32. Andrea Cossu

    Oh come on you know the real money is in the video they will make with his big black dick in her mouth while he is shitting on her. Who needs a pre nup.

  33. Robert Acquafresca

    The Kardashian family is like the family from the FX series The Riches. They are going to take all of Lamars money. Hell by the time they get through with Bruce Jenner, the Decathalon will renamed in the Olympics as the Dekardashian. Why do people think that just because Lamar has a ton of money that he is suddenly smart and business savvy and knows how to dress. All guys like him know how to do is play ball and fuck. If he was not doing it for the Lakers, hed be doing it on the playground in NYC. The thing I dont get is the prize for being the best hoopster in Queens is a Khloe type but if you play for the Lakers you should score a hotter chick. This makes Lamar the dumbest coon around and that says a lot.

  34. Stephanie

    L.A. Forever is what his shirt says. Not L and K. Just because someone is devious doesn’t mean they are smart = Kardashian skanks. Don’t forget to wear a condom, Lamar.

  35. ElleV

    #34 My thoughts exactly, but I do think this is a publicity stunt. It won’t really happen because he will want an air tight prenup and she will be so pissed she will not go through with it. When those girls see a guy all they see are dollar signs so they really have no idea how they physically look and besided Khloe looks like the daughter of Herman Munster.

  36. J-Dizzle

    All they gotta do is have the ceremony and not have the marriage license signed and everything until after the prenup is taken care of. That way, the ceremony itself is just that.

  37. mel

    Still waiting for the “wedding called off” story…

  38. growler521

    Im sure he will be a seventy percenter, a child on the way and he is long gone!!!!!!!

  39. growler521

    Im sure by pure stats, that this guy will be a 70%er, when the babys born, this loser is gone.

  40. growler521

    Im sure by pure stats, that this guy will be a 70%er, when the babys born, this loser is gone.

  41. growler521

    Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..

  42. growler521

    Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..

  43. growler521

    Im sure these worthless white girls parents are so very proud..

  44. Russian Kunt

    They aren’t “white” girls, sweetie.

    They’re Armenian tramps known for blowing blacks, getting knocked up and getting fucked in the ass again by blacks.

    Hideous, tacky and pathetic hairy filth.

    I’m glad we discriminate against them in Russia.

  45. Mike

    “Dear God… Khardasians: soon synonymous with loser.
    “Don’t be such a Khardasian man!” = “Don’t be such a loser man!”

    Kinda like “That dude is so Barack!” , “Why’d you Barack that up?” , “I know you’re Barack’d-up, but that shit is Barack!”

  46. growler521

    Im sure honestly it isnt the daughters fault how worthless they all turned out. I really think you should look at their Mother, Im sure her values, if she has any circle around money and not the total well being of her mud shark daughters.

  47. EK

    Yawn. What’s with all the racist comments (from the 20s)? Really, what’s with the comments? Stop talking about them and they’ll go away.

  48. Patrick Bateman

    All this spells out what a real f*cked up country the USA really is….

  49. just

    4th pic… Lamar, take a very good look at it because you are going to wake up next to that (without make up) each and every day my friend.

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