Khloe Kardashian wants to film herself masturbating

February 12th, 2010 // 67 Comments

Khloe Kardashian apparently understands the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. Via Amy Grindhouse:

Khloe said: “Like a solo sex tape, like masturbation.”
Her friend halted the idea of seeing Khloe diddle herself on camera, saying: “I am not going to video tape you, masturbating.”
Khloe responded: “It could be like this”, as she held out one hand like she was holding a camera and the other covering her eyes. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

Finally, documented evidence of the sasquatch masturbation process. Does it pick up an otter and go to town? Or simply position its hooch underneath a roaring waterfall and let gravity handle the rest? These are the questions that try men’s soul…

Photos: Splash News
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  1. TIKKA

    DON’T U DO IT WE SEEN WHAT HAPPEN WITH KIM WHAT’S GOING WITH U KARDASHIAN ?

  2. Nudgie

    DO

    NOT

    WANT

    !!!!!!!!!!

  3. brin

    God what is it with these girls, didnt she just get married? see this is why we have sicko’s, God I thought these girls had money? what is so special about these girls? yes they are attractive but what is it? with this classless crap, besides who cares about that just go do some porno’s and get it out of your system, I am sure a plenty of men will be more than happy to help poke the hell out of your box, God she just got married, this is why this world is so dam sick!

  4. sdfsdfds

    I actually become nauseated at the thought of this

  5. netstarman

    So Frankenstein likes to play with her Grand Canyon. I bet her new husband burns his ass on the ceiling light every time he mounts this thing.

  6. raver_911

    If I saw this fat bitch at a rave it wouldnt necessarily kill my roll, but I’d pop at least another 1 and a half candies and hope it hits hard and fast before trying to fuq her

  7. Brian

    Why is this pie-facecuntwhore still on this site?

  8. She and her skank sisters are the children of a lawyer who participating in letting a MURDERER go free. Why does anyone care what these skanks think, do, or say?

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  12. Hi Guy’s,
    he thought of this beast going at it made my ever present chubby shrivel up and disappear like a frightened turtle back into it’s shell.

  13. Sammantha

    I would love that video. I think all three kardashians are sexy, Khloe is the one that sticks out the most for me. So I would love to see her masturbate, I would probably masturbate along with it

  14. fat skank

    when will this fat whore stfu, shes an ogre and girls who like her are just as bad

  15. lucy

    NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS UGLY MAN JACKING OFF!

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