Khloe Kardashian wants to film herself masturbating

First!

Second!

Third?

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…

This country needs a good nuclear event.

Fourth?

Ew. No. Really?!? Come on! Just…ick.

What is she going to do..fuck her face???

These aren’t the questions that try men’s souls: watching Khloe diddle herself tries men’s EYES.

the entire affair sounds unappetizing. potentially hilarious, but unappetizing just the same.

Yes… yes… yes… As long as she doesn’t have the video plastered with black cocks. And not just itty-bitty peeks of her crotch- WIDE OPEN ASS and PUSSY w/lots of ass and pussy hair. Then, I might finally whack my WHOPPER.

Again, not just milli-second peeks but long views of gaping bonghole and snatch.

I live for masturbation and spend most of my waking hours either thinking about it, doing it or blogging about it. The thought of this beast going at it made my ever present chubby shrivel up and disappear like a frightened turtle back into it’s shell. I might have to refrain from jerking off this morning, unless I find a little gayness that restores my chubby.

I am not gay by the way, I just like a little gayness when I jerk off.

yeah a giant whore that fucks huge black men. how sexy.

Jesus, do these girls have any shame? Not that I think any of us should be embarrased about masturbation, but to share your nasty amazon bits with the world, yuck! What would her parents think, or is it all for ratings for thier mindless, brain cell bursting, piece of shit show. Pathetic, these girls are horrible. She has now hit Heidi Montag level for me.

Please no… just no.

And to the racists… kill yourself. Now.

I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about…….AAAACKK….spffftt…..hoooooooorrrrrrk……..

well, she could give all the procedes to charity.

“Khloe’s handjob for Haiti” video

Does anybody really want to see this flappy roast beast labia-wich? Ook! Disgustamente!

“Eat a bowl of fuck!” – John Belushi

Does anyone want to see this fatskank finger her fish with those sausage fingers? Bleeech!

Eeewwww! That would rate up there with seeing Monica Lewinsky masturbating!
No Thanks!

Does she need Han Solo’s consent to take time away from the Millennium Falcon?

I would like to sit on her face and put my stinky twat on her nose and let loose a steaming pile of shit in her mouth.

“Pick up an otter”? That’s fucking funny.

After brushing the puke out of my mouth at the thought of this modern day Goliath double clicking her badger sized mouse, I threw up again.

Great. Now even sasquatch wants a sex tape.

Quite clearly she is going to produce goony goo goos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrfIReVQtA

No one wants to see a fatty masturbate. Give head sure, but shoving a 20 inch thick dildo up her bum? uh, no thanks.

It’s much more sporting to kill you! Moca Man. Man I bet you got one Hell of a weedy family tree, doncha?

Is it possible for a masturbation vid to be a snuff film? If so, I’m all for it.

I’ve always thought that Lindsay Lohan and Tila Tequila were the maximum famewhores. With this, Khloe is suddenly gaining on Linds but Tila still leads by a dirty tongue tip.

By the way, how is Lamar doing? How does he feel about his marriage now? And what is he getting Khloe for Valentine’s Day, a nuclear-powered dildo?

this whole family of attention whores will do anything to stay in the “news”.
stop f-king posting about them! this fascination with irrelevant dbags is way worse than the paris hilton episode ever was, and should’ve died long ago.

have any of you guys ever seen their show? khloe is constantly saying outlandish crap as a joke. i think it’s funny. people take her so seriously

have any of you guys ever seen their show? khloe is constantly saying outlandish crap as a joke. i think it’s funny. people take her so seriously

Thats an ugly bitch!

no thank you…..please.

what is this ugly amazon even famous for? because her sister was in a sex tape? jesus fucking christ

She looks like Chris Farley in drag in that first photo

Can someone tell me where she got her boots? Those are fucking FIERCE!

CHEWIE!!! Where the fuck are you?! Why aren’t you manning the photon cannons!?! OH SHIT! Why are you masturbating mid-battle?!? I don’t want the last thing I ever see to be that larvae penis/vagina thing of yours squirting green oatmeal into your mouth! DAMN YOU CHEWIE!!!

Their father must be turning over in his grave. The 3 of them are just disgusting.

Who would want to see this? I think her twat has teeth?

She’s going to get small pox from that indian blanket she stole. Maybe that’s a good thing.

I think a lot of people would buy a dvd of her masturbating.

Call me dirty, but I’d watch that

Okay first of all yuck! Secondly I never knew there were so many racists all in one place. Wow… Must suck to be you

I’ll take a peek.

NO! Not the fat one! Anyone but the fat one!

Probably wasn’t a good idea for her to mention that on camera. I saw a clip of her talking about doing that on her family’s reality show.

Apparently she’s learned nothing after Kim’s sex tape was released. Or maybe she thinks she could have a video of herself “accidentally” released to the public and it would lead to bigger and better publicity.

BTW I’d DEFINITELY watch a video of her masturbating herself. There’s nothing wrong with big girls as long as they’re pretty like Khloe.

I’d rather watch Bruce.

Wow, her Dad would be very proud of her I’m sure…… Is it possible for anyone to have less class????

I’m not sure where the racists comments spring from, but Diane I don’t see what you’re talking about.. perhaps more of a fixation on racism on your part than anything else?!

Anyway, she’s a total skank- hideous in every way. Why does her husband allow this? I thought he had more sense than this!!! But then again, he married the dysfunctional bitch…. he must have really high personal standards.

DON’T U DO IT WE SEEN WHAT HAPPEN WITH KIM WHAT’S GOING WITH U KARDASHIAN ?