Khloe Kardashian wants to film herself masturbating

Khloe Kardashian apparently understands the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. Via Amy Grindhouse:

Khloe said: “Like a solo sex tape, like masturbation.”
Her friend halted the idea of seeing Khloe diddle herself on camera, saying: “I am not going to video tape you, masturbating.”
Khloe responded: “It could be like this”, as she held out one hand like she was holding a camera and the other covering her eyes. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

Finally, documented evidence of the sasquatch masturbation process. Does it pick up an otter and go to town? Or simply position its hooch underneath a roaring waterfall and let gravity handle the rest? These are the questions that try men’s soul…

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