Khloe Kardashian ready to use her uterus as an ATM

January 7th, 2010 // 51 Comments

Because it’s important to start a retirement fund early, Khloe Kardashian has stopped taking birth control, according to Us Magazine:

When asked about becoming a mother on a Wednesday radio interview for 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning, Khloe says, “I want to so badly! That’s a goal for me.” She then qualifies: “I’m 25. I’m not rushing it.”
But Khloe, recently married to Lamar Odom, quickly adds, “I’m also not doing anything to prevent it…I want to, we both want to, we’re in an ideal situation.”

Considering Lamar Odom’s smart enough to realize who he’s married to and made sure the house stays with him in a divorce, let’s assume he secretly got a vasectomy on the road. In fact, he probably just sat there listening to the interview quietly chuckling to himself until Khloe snatched him up in her Sasquatch paws and beat him into the wall for not letting her use his debit card.

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Comments (51)

  1. Frank | January 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    1st

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  2. JiggaJay | January 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    FIRST! YEA I WOULD! ID USE HER UTERUS AS AN ATM

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  3. hex | January 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    lets hope for her sake her kid doesnt have her head…

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  4. Tim | January 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Gee, she looks EXACTLY the same in these pictures as in the QuickTrim promo. Except, you know, swollen. And uglier.

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  5. The Sabre Tooth Tiger | January 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    I wouldn’t use her womb as a sarcophagus let alone let a human grow in it. She’s vile, Vile, Vile Vile Vile Vile
    Vile
    Ugh
    Freak
    Nasty . ..

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  6. girl | January 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    so much for PETA huh?!

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  7. Luke Walton | January 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    I dunno, Lamar’s been around Kobe for awhile, and Kobe’s favorite “happy ending” doesn’t produce children:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea19.html

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  8. Clem | January 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Not using birth control? Her face is birth control!

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  9. gotmilk? | January 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    jesus, that vest isn’t helping her to shed her wookie status.

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  10. LB | January 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    what do wookies use for birth controls?

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  11. naturallinguist | January 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Does anyone else think that in pic 3 she looks a lot like a makeup-covered Rosie O’Donnell? Yeesh.

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  12. Liz | January 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    uh…nice fur vest. Loser.

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  13. missywissy | January 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    good call #11

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  14. Noel Luria | January 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I can hear the pussy farts in NY

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  15. Vinnie the Chin | January 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    I thought Odom lost his balls when he played for the Heat.

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  16. deeeenutttttt | January 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    i mean what was Lamar thinking… She at best a Chuck Chick that got a sucker to want her…

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  17. Eyeglasses | January 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Please don’t let her reproduce… pretty please!!!

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  18. DRENK | January 7, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    she’s gonna use her uterus as an Ass To Mouth….?

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  19. Sport | January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Han Solo is sad to lose his sidekick.

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  20. HAYY ZUESS | January 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    She like a cute chunky monkey… wait are monkeys cute.?

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  21. Z-Jay | January 7, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    I wonder if Lamar has shot a video of himself peeing on her. Kardashian’s seem to like that sort of stuff.

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  22. yuki | January 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    is that a fur vest or are those just her boobs hangin out?

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  23. NFL Draft | January 7, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    the brilliant lips attract me

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  24. sharon H | January 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    Is that a sasquatch hide she is wearing?????

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  25. Burt | January 7, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Prime example of someone who’s famous because we are told she is.

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  26. valentines day | January 7, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Khloe Kardashian, looks really gorgeous and beautiful, She looks natural, very well done lips and lovely dimples.

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  27. Tanzarian | January 7, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Uterus an an ATM. I like that. Good!

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  28. farty mcshitface | January 7, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    she is a two bagger.

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  29. medium rare | January 8, 2010 at 12:25 am

    Cross breading Kardashian w/ nigger…. God help us all.

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  30. Nike Shox | January 8, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

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  31. Couples | January 8, 2010 at 3:44 am

    how long do you think until the khloe kardashian sex tape comes out?

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  32. chumlee | January 8, 2010 at 3:53 am

    gooney googoo

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  33. Bleach @ 32 LMAO | January 8, 2010 at 4:21 am

    gooney googoo – perfect!! :D Hahahahahaha

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  34. Nameless | January 8, 2010 at 6:42 am

    HAHAHAHA…that stupid vest is doing nothing to make her look LESS Wookie-like.

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  35. Beautiful but bitter. | January 8, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Look! She’s dressed as the CAVE WOMAN she is!

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  36. jiz | January 8, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Good-looking, sexy, shapely and I’ll bet she smells nice as hell, too. All the Kardashian women are hot, from Kris to Kendall.

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  37. dude | January 8, 2010 at 11:45 am

    I rarely comment on these vapid chicks….however this thing is just ugly. I would never ever ever ever…………

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  38. Brian0523 | January 8, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    This fat cow must hate having to live in her sisters shadow. Always being the ugly girl in the family.

    Bitch needs to get her fat face fixed. She’s one ugly pig.

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  39. Duke Steele | January 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Holy Shit! She went from Girlzilla to a fucking Yeti.

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  40. lily | January 9, 2010 at 8:24 am

    My friend recommended me an interesting place –**Wealthy Cupid. Oooooooooooorg**– recently, it’s an awesome club to meet wealthy and beautiful young woman or successful man.

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  41. john b | January 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    She’s like the Stooge no one can remember, but she thinks she’s Moe. BTW, vaginal discharges of air are officially known as ‘queefs’.

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  42. Keith Jackson | January 10, 2010 at 8:37 am

    Which one is Beauty and which is the Beast?

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  43. AmeriCanadian | January 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Scientists should take a sample of her DNA, I bet she has at least 50% Neanderthal DNA…then again, why am I insulting Neanderthals?

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  44. RobininSC | January 10, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    excuse me, Khloe using her uterus as an ATM machine? How sick..and hurtful..she’s wanting to have a baby for $ or to get more $? This girl is not desperate for MONEY! come on.. Why do you think Khloe is poor, broke, and destitute? she has her OWN money…No maybe not as much as Lamar Odom..But Hollywood, this site and other’s seem to forget Khloe didn’t have to marry a man for money…or to better herself..she cae from a fine family and her father, Robert made certain all of his children were provided for in his death. I don’t get all of the jealousy going on with the Kardashian sister’s. get over yourself..They are the HOTTEST girls on the scene and it’s eating everyone up! They do get paid..they work very, very , HARD and let me tell you, not 1 of them had to ever lift a finger if they didn’t want to. But they run 3 sucessful stores and manage a wealth of businesses
    lamar odom didn’t out Khloe on the MAP people she was HOT long before he came along..Her mother Kris married BRUCE JENNER..they are still married..Khloe found a man, feel in love can u not see it on her FACE???
    stop HATING and get your facts together–PLEASE

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  45. Narcissist | January 10, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Lamar Odom is probably overdrawn at the sperm bank already.

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  46. Mel | January 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Why doesn’t she let her husband see his kids he has now???? I doubt she’s even met his kids, Kardashian trash!!

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  47. celebritiesarefunnay | January 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    If you take a glance you can see how her yeti fur is poking out of the sides of her shirt

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  48. Mwesh | January 14, 2010 at 7:23 am

    I love khloe. she z prettie.n hey in africa skiny z sickness!God bless khloe 4 me n al of u haters may u get a terrible skin disease.seriazly!

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  50. Jordan shoes | March 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    Agreed. It’s funny to me that the 2 of them can look so much alike, and yet Colin Farrell is still so much better looking.

    Reply

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