Khloe Kardashian offers DUI advice to Shia LaBeouf (I bet it involves French fries.)

July 30th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Khloe Kardashian is now considered a receptacle for advice on drinking and driving after her three hour stint in jail. I’d say that qualifies her to dish out horribly vapid pearls of wisdom for recently arrested Shia LaBeouf which, oh, hey, that’s exactly what she did. Fantastic! Us Magazine reports:

“Just be smarter,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Annual Style L.A. Runway show benefitting the Facial Paralysis Foundation & Stop the Violence/Face the Music benefit.
“Think about your actions and get a driver!” the 24-year-old counseled. “It’s so much cheaper in the long run!”

“So much cheaper.” Interesting. How about, I dunno, nobody gets fucking killed? I mean, I guess that’s as important as saving a couple bucks. Then again, I don’t spend the majority of each day in a mansion with my sister trying to block the sun with our asses, so I could be wrong.

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  1. ah ah

    LOL!!! her tights are so fat her cunt can’t pass trough

  2. Aa

    Khloe Kardashian makes Brooke hogan look skinny

  3. lala

    …I actually think Khloe is the good looking Kardashian, to tell you the truth….

  4. Narcissist

    I’d like to have a look at her naked now, if it doesn’t cost anything.

  5. She is the best i love it! i love khloe kardashian she is the number one!

  6. sam arriola

    U all are sickk animal u feel insecure about urself so it makes u fill better to talk about this pretty woman all u guyz go fukk ur self bitches 2

  7. sam arriola

    U all are sickk animal u feel insecure about urself so it makes u fill better to talk about this pretty woman all u guyz go fukk ur self bitches 2

  8. anonymous

    what a horrid looking sand niggress

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