Seen here getting ready to leave for their honeymoon, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom held some sort of wedding ceremony yesterday that was filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Whether it was a legally binding marriage remains to be seen, but hey, it’s Khloe’s special day so let’s focus on what really matters: How huge Kim’s ass looks from a helicopter.
Seriously, I’m surprised there’s not a propeller blade stuck in it from Chopper 1′s attempt to snap pics of the buffet. “I see meatballs. Repeat. Meatbal- wait. Something’s pulling us in. Something big. I’ve been flying for 30 years and I’ve never felt a gravitational pull like this. Why do I smell mustache wax? – KSSSSSTT.” [Last transmission recovered from black box.]