Seen here getting ready to leave for their honeymoon, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom held some sort of wedding ceremony yesterday that was filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Whether it was a legally binding marriage remains to be seen, but hey, it’s Khloe’s special day so let’s focus on what really matters: How huge Kim’s ass looks from a helicopter.
Seriously, I’m surprised there’s not a propeller blade stuck in it from Chopper 1′s attempt to snap pics of the buffet. “I see meatballs. Repeat. Meatbal- wait. Something’s pulling us in. Something big. I’ve been flying for 30 years and I’ve never felt a gravitational pull like this. Why do I smell mustache wax? – KSSSSSTT.” [Last transmission recovered from black box.]
The Rough report | September 28, 2009 at 10:42 am
Well there you go Fish, one man’s “Yeti” is another man’s fruit basket…
KK | September 28, 2009 at 10:48 am
so effin stupid. this family is pathetic.
The Rough report | September 28, 2009 at 10:54 am
Who knew Khloe possess nectarines between the cooch…
Gary | September 28, 2009 at 10:56 am
I suggest we all start calling them KHLOMAR!
QUESTION FOR EVERYONE | September 28, 2009 at 10:58 am
If Khloe lost a ton of weight would she be hot???? I can’t really tell because other than her linebackerness there’s nothing all that wrong with her (except her family lineage and entire identity), but would she be hot if she was all super slim and toned???? Because she is model height and her face may just look rough cause she looks so big, tall girls with extra weight just look like men. So is it just the weight or is it something else physical????
FFF | September 28, 2009 at 11:01 am
Sexy feet though!!! Nice high arches and long toes.
tylor | September 28, 2009 at 11:03 am
@question for everyone
i personally don’t think she’s ugly, maybe if her face was a bit thinner she might look even better BUT i’m pretty sure her cheek bones are what makes her face just so rough.
Kim K. | September 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
Khloe needs to date a big NFL linesman to make her look petite.
JADE | September 28, 2009 at 11:17 am
Actually I think Khloe is way to pretty for Lamar, uugg fug that man us ugly. He is prolly hung like a certified mule that’s why she is marrying him.
ding a ling | September 28, 2009 at 11:21 am
It won’t last.. Typically you really don’t see someone’s real side till about 3 months in. So let’s see.. I’ll give it two months.. The real people will come out then. This is why the divorce rate is so high. Marriage is taken to lightly.
jeremiah | September 28, 2009 at 11:26 am
WHY THE FUCK IS THE SITE KARDASHIAN MOTHER FUCKING CENTRAL???????????
ALL KARDASHIAN, ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY FAMOUS TO BEGIN WITH??? BECAUSE OF SUPERFICIAL.COM’s NON STOP MOTHER FUCKING COVERAGE???
WendyWilliamsTouchedMyJunk! | September 28, 2009 at 11:33 am
@ 5
Khloe is actually pretty friggen hot. She’s not too fat, or ugly. Some “bigger” women are hotter than skinny chicks. Check out reruns of the show, Yes, Dear. Liza Snyder is smokin’ hot. Much hotter than, that skinny chick who played, Kim, with the curly hair.
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@ 6
High five! Wait, let me wipe my hand off. Okay, now.
Tripper | September 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Ditto @ 6! That light nail polish against those tan toes are too much!
bi chick | September 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Kim’s ass is a specimen of physical perfection. Couldn’t care less about the sisters, pic #5 is my dream silhouette!
girliegirl18 | September 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Ok, haters!! You are all jealous because she is famous for nothing, lol. And she is not that ugly, I think she is a cute girl…esp for her husband. not the cutest nba player i’ve seen. i hope they are happy and truly found love and beat the divorce rate odds!!!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm
What a huge fucking mistake. Good luck getting that golddigger to sign a postnup. Lamar is obviously an idiot. Should have let Miami have him and his new sasquatch.
Aja | September 28, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Ugly ass couple. He is uglier than her tho. Imagine how fugly their mulatto kids will be. he looks like an old monkey.
puhleez | September 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm
It’s a good thing she’s dating Odom because you know her vadge is loose and sloppy and it needs 10 yards of d*ck to even come close to remotely filling it.
Lloyd Johnson | September 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
She fell in love with the first person who could give her a piggyback ride. He’s nearly 7ft tall!
12- Wendy Williams is a man, so I understand your homo-erotic attraction to this wnba reject.
Prettybaby | September 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Not sure wth you all are talking about, but all 3 of these chicks are HOT. But when you watch that show, ALL Khloe talks about is her period. It’s just a little boring and a little classless.
alex | September 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Wow. I hope poor Lamar knows his life is going downhill from here, alhough I do disrespect him for even possessing the ability to like a Yeti.
Well all act super shocked when this becomes an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. *wink wink*
d | September 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm
you know how donkeys and horses would have to haul those crates and carts that people would tie to them. or like also the way horses pull carriages…. this is exactly what i see going on here. lamar is hauling a Yeti on his back. must weigh a ton, but he has his height advantage being a 7 footer.
robert | September 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm
my wife’s ring is bigger.
Galtacticus | September 28, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Congrats to the newlyweds! And the betting starts now!
Darth | September 28, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@24
4 months!?
Sardonic | September 28, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Barefoot and probably pregnant after last night.
Nero | September 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm
When is he going to sign that piece of legal paper? Till then they’ll stay married.
Rhialto | September 28, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I’m just trying to figure out what attracts him to Khloe Kardashian??!
Boogeyman King Dong | September 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm
According to good Armenian ceromonies.Where’s the blood stained sheet?
Darth | September 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@29
Would skitmarks in underpants count too?! Where are here the Armenian experts!?
All Women Stalker | September 28, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oh look at her showing off the wedding ring. For all we know, this is true love.
-meream
Courtyardpigeon | September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm
# 11 …………………….I agree 100%
When she displays an acting talent, then post her on here please.
Randal(l) | September 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm
well, looks like Lamar will be out for the season after the hernia he suffered 3 seconds after this picture was taken. Thanks Kardashians, first you ruined television, now you ruined the Lakers’ chance at a repeat. Any other joy in my life you want to ruin?
AJ | September 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Kim is the sexiest women in the hollywood.
Meat | September 28, 2009 at 4:52 pm
That girl (Kim) is fine as frog hair. I’d knock the back out of that shit. Ray J and Reggie Bush will never ever be with anyone that fine again! And they know it!!!! Give me a shot at her and I guarantee I’d find some “new” pussy!
WendyWilliamsTouchedMyJunk! | September 28, 2009 at 5:01 pm
@ 23. robert – September 28, 2009 2:42 PM
my wife’s ring is bigger.
– Yeah, the ring she leaves around the bath tub! Oh! * fist pump *
WendyWilliamsTouchedMyJunk! | September 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@ 19. Lloyd Johnson – September 28, 2009 1:46 PM
She fell in love with the first person who could give her a piggyback ride. He’s nearly 7ft tall!
12- Wendy Williams is a man, so I understand your homo-erotic attraction to this wnba reject.
– I’m sure you know ALL about homo-erotic attractions. That’s why you exclaimed that Lamar is, “seven feet tall!” Easy, now. Heh, heh, heh.
Dee Snuts | September 28, 2009 at 5:40 pm
@23
So what if your wife has fingers the size of bratwursts– I wouldn’t brag about that, dude.
Beastman AIDS | September 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I was just at CNN.com and this shit is on the home page there!
WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN AN OBSCURE BASKETBALLER AND A WOMAN NO-ONE KNOWS OF ON THE FRONT PAGE OF AN INTERNATIONAL NEWS SITE?
What the goddamn scrotum tearing fuck is wrong with the world??
I’m outties *puts dick in toaster*
Betty Putisdickiner | September 28, 2009 at 5:52 pm
And they say granting homosexuals the right to wed will make a mockery of marriage… puhhlease.
This is the first marriage for the bride, the first marriage for the groom, …and the last for neither.
Lloyd Johnson | September 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“- I’m sure you know ALL about homo-erotic attractions. That’s why you exclaimed that Lamar is, “seven feet tall!” Easy, now. Heh, heh, heh.”
Hmm… more gayness is coming out. YOU think big men are attractive so YOU made that connection. The 7ft remark was about his ability to carry a yeti. Just come out already!
estetik | September 29, 2009 at 5:16 am
wishing them happiness..
Yanoz | September 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
Both these girls are gorgeous. I would kill to have an ass like that. Stop trying to make yourselves feel more attractive by putting them down. (it aint gonna help)
WendyWilliamsTouchedMyJunk! | September 29, 2009 at 10:30 am
@ 41. Lloyd Johnson – September 28, 2009 6:02 PM
Hmm… more gayness is coming out. YOU think big men are attractive so YOU made that connection. The 7ft remark was about his ability to carry a yeti. Just come out already!
– Everybody knows that height = ability to carry a “Yeti”. Solid logic. Besides, you’re the one fantasizing that Wendy Williams is a man.
To refresh your memory:
19. Lloyd Johnson – September 28, 2009 1:46 PM: She fell in love with the first person who could give her a piggyback ride. He’s nearly 7ft tall!
12- Wendy Williams is a man, so I understand your homo-erotic attraction to this wnba reject.”
– Quick, the closet door is ajar, pull it shut! Oh! * fist pump *
allysa | October 5, 2009 at 1:03 pm
im happy for khloe, but i think the wedding was too fast, too soon.
travel wallet | October 14, 2009 at 9:10 am
I am happy for them so now folks lets leave them alone and move to the next tabloid victim…
Çene Esteti?i | October 15, 2009 at 11:10 am
‘m afraid of black … :)))
gebelik takibi | June 9, 2010 at 4:06 am
super..