Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom aren’t married

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2009

TMZ confirms that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding wasn’t legit and won’t be until their lawyers can agree on a prenup. But they’re so in love, folks. So in love:

We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.

In the meantime, Bookmaker.com has put together the following odds on how long their marriage, if it ever happens, will last and not surprisingly this thing won’t make it past six months:

HOW LONG WILL LAMAR ODOM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S MARRIAGE LAST
1-3 Weeks +165 (38%)
1-5 Months +120 (45%)
6-11 Months +200 (33%)
1-2 Years +300 (25%)
2+ Years +400 (20%)

Of course, I hear birthing a shitload of kids then ditching the father is so in right now. They even give you your own talk show.

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And that, my friends, was the mating call of a Wookiee after eating 500 fertility pills.

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